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Azarix

@lighthousepigeons

I'm so very lost
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Nathan: Are you my homework? Because I'm going to-

Anastasia: No. You have actual homework to do.

Nathan: No, I don't. I'm an adult.

Anastasia: ... You're a uni student with a 5000-word essay for tomorrow.

Nathan: Fuck...

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Cal: I miss Iris.

Declan: Well, you still have me.

Cal: It's not the same, Declan! I can talk to Iris about things that I can't talk about with you.

Declan: OK, fine. Like what?

Cal: Well, for instance, the annoying things you do.

Declan: Callahan!

Cal: See, I can't talk to you.

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Alex: Ava is magnificent, beautiful, graceful, adorable....

Jules: Do you need a dictionary?

Alex: *takes the dictionary* Kind, angelic, alluring....

Jules: Josh is idiotic, stupid, reckless....

Josh: *mocking her* Do you need a dictionary?

Jules: *takes the dictionary from Alex and hits Josh in the head with it*

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Aida, on the phone: Hey. Yes, I'd like to order a large pizza.

Callum: No anchovies.

Aida: With extra anchovies.

Callum: That's okay, I'll pick them off.

Aida: And could you please chop some up and put it right there in the sauce?

Callum: ....

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[On Halloween]

Tristan: Dante, we're out of candy.

Dante: What? Already? There's only been like three kids.

Tristan: Yeah, I know. But Xander told me he loved me so I gave him everything.

[Alpha walks in]

Alpha: Hey, guys. What's going on-Dante are you crying?

Tristan,leaving: This is why I don't tell you things, you're so dramatic.

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Zahra: I keep a picture of Rowan in my wallet.

Rowan: Really? I have a picture of you in my wallet as well.

Declan, annoyed: Iris keeps a picture of Cal in hers.

*looks at Iris*

Iris: He's just so damn adorable.

Cal: Damn right I am!

Declan: *plotting how to get rid of him without Iris knowing*

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