Logan: *See's a group of people doing something stupid*
Logan: Damn, what fools.
Logan: *realizes it's Lana, Jake and Hadley*
Logan: Wait, those are my fools.
Logan: *stretches his arms and his shirt rises up*
Lana: *dramatically squeezes her heart area and falls off chair*
Lana: My gosh babe....the things you do to me.
Logan: *smirks and rolls eyes*
Lana: "I can fix him" this, "I can make him worse" that. Listen I have a knife, I can STA-
Logan: No Lana, you're not doing that.