Azarix

Kidnapper: We have your brother.

Atlas: My brother is next to me.

Kidnapper: He made me reevaluate my life choices and now I feel really bad, can you come pick him up?

Atlas: Oh my gosh, you have Theo.

Kidnapper: I'm going to become a painter.

Atlas, to Lily: Josh pissed me off today so I burnt his dinner to a crisp.

Josh: [swallowing every mouthful out of pure spite] Is there seconds?

[Atlas and Josh on a phonecall]

Atlas: What are you doing?

Josh, playing video games: The dishes.

Atlas: Did I just hear a laser gun?

Josh: This is a bad neighborhood.

Theo: When you're gay in your house with nobody else, you're homolone.

Josh: When you're bi and there's nobody else around, you're biyourself.

[Atlas removed Theo and Josh from the group chat]

Lily and Atlas,

It Starts With Us.

"This kiss is hope. It’s comfort and safety and stability. It’s everything I’ve been missing in my adult life, and I am so happy Atlas and I have each other again, I could cry."

Lucy: Any cute things to call your partner?

Alyssa: Sugar.

Marshall: Honey.

Atlas: Flour.

Lily: Egg.

Atlas: 1/2lb butter.

Lily: Stir.

Atlas: Pour into a pan.

Lily: Preheat at 350 degrees.

Lily and Atlas: *smile at each other*