[Damien babysitting]
Damien: What do you little shits want to do?
Jeremy: It's game night, and Anushkas turn to pick a game.
Annika: We're all going to sit in a circle and say nice things about each other.
Damien: That's not a game, you idiot.
Annika: Damien is already losing.
Jeremy: *Jumps on Damien and tries to headlock him* Don't call my sister an idiot, you orge.
[Adrian giving young Jeremy Advice]
Adrian: If you love someone, you have to let them go.
Adrian: If they come back, they're yours.
Jeremy: *Nodding*
Adrian: If they don't, then you stalk them.
Jeremy: *Taking notes*
Lia, spraying Adrian with a water bottle: BAD!
Brandon, walking past a grumpy Niko: Nikolai, you alright?
Nikolai: Yeah, just thinking about you and our boyfriend problems.
Brandon: But we're not dating?
Nikolai: That's the problem, dammit Brandon!
Brandon: I'm so glad we're friends.
Nikolai, mid-thrust: What
Nikolai: *Sneaking into Brandon's room and aggressively spraying his perfume in everywhere*
Mia, walking in: What the hell are you doing?
Nikolai: Now everytime he comes near me, it'll smell like home.
Mia: Nikolai, you're my brother and I love you, but you're insane.
Brandon: What are your strengths?
Nikolai: I fall inlove too quickly.
Brandon: Okay...and what are your weaknesses?
Nikolai: Your beautiful eyes and soft golden hair.
Brandon:
Annika: I figured out why you're so grumpy dad, you have updog!
Adrian: What's updog?
Annika, yelling: Jeremy get in here. I told you I could do it.
Yan, coming out of his hiding place: And I got it on camera too.
[Adrian teaching Jeremy and Annika]
Adrian: If you have 12 doughnuts and a friend took 6, what would you have?
Annika: A friend!!!
Jeremy: 12 doughnuts and a dead friend.
Adrian:
Adrian: You'd have 6 doughnuts...
Annika: Remi! Creighton and I are going to have a baby!
Remi: ....
Creighton: Remi?
Remi, through tears: I'm too young to be a grandpa.
Glyndon, walking in: What's burning?
Ava: Your conscience after not doing the dishes this morning.
Annika, running past them into the kitchen: My MUFFINS!
Eli, smirking: Are you ready for burnt muffins baby bro?
Creighton: *shoving him* Shut up.
Brandon: Welcome to mine and Nikolai's very first vlog in which we will be trying different hair products!
Nikolai: *sprays hairspray into his mouth*
Nikolai: Well right off the bat I can tell you, this one's not very good.
Brandon: Niko no-
Maya, to Jeremy: Hey, how are yo-
Annika: *starts snarling at Maya*
Maya: *high pitched scream* Get your fucking dog, bitch.
Cecily: It don't bite.
Annika, biting at Maya's arm:
Maya: Yes, it do.
Landon: Look at this beautiful rock.
Landon: Mia gave it to me.
Mia: I threw it at you.
Landon: She's very sweet.
Cole: Why are your tongues purple?
Ava: Because I had a blue slushie.
Eli: And I had a red one.
Cole: *glares* *ready to attack Eli*
Eli: Calm, down we just decided to mix them.
Cole: Okay.
Eli, smirking: Then we made out.
Nikolai: *trying to impress Brandon*
Nikolai: You see, I also know my fair share of classical music. I like Mozart, uh Bach, um...
Nikolai: *squint at the cue card Jeremy is holding behind Brandon*
Nikolai: ......beef oven.
Glyndon: Where the hell is Ava?
Remi: I know how to find her!
Remi: ELI IS AN IDIOT!
Ava: Oh, don't get me started!
[The Heathens as kids]
Jeremy: "Be friends with them" they said...
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Killian: WHO THE HELL PUTS OUT A FIRE BY FANNING IT?
Maya: I panicked okay!
Nikolai: Someone get the fire foam thingy.
Gareth: The fire extinguisher?
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Jeremy: "It'll be fun" they said.
