Ariella: Bran, what's wrong?
Brandon, really sick: I got food poisoning.
Ariella: *Side eyeing Niko* Hmmm, I wonder who gave you the food.
Nikolai: I don't like what you're incinerating.
Ariella: The word is insinuating, you illiterate.
Nikolai: I'm not illiterate, my parents were married!
Ariella:
Cole: *Smacks Remi in the face*
Remi: What was that for?
Cole: A mosquito landed on your cheek *shows hand* see?
Silver: I LITERALLY SAW YOU DRAW IT WITH A MARKER.
Eli: You think you know it all, don't you?
Cole: Actually I know only one thing: Aiden made only ONE joke his entire life.
Cole: And it's talking to me right now.
Eli:
[The Nash's having dinner]
Eli, walks in: Sorry I'm late, what did I miss?
Cole, giving him a death glare: An invitation.
[Cole buys a new car]
Silver: Wow, look at the trunk space in this vehicle.
Silver: I can fit two weeks worth of groceries-
Cole, looks at Eli and Remi: Or two bodies.
Silver, giving him the side-eye: .... You worry me.
Aiden: I thought I asked you to watch them.
Young Eli: I did.
Aiden, points at an injured Landon: Really?
Eli: Yeah.
Eli: I watched him jump off the roof and break his arm.
Aiden:
Silver: Why is Ronan carrying around a potted plant?
Cole: He asked to many stupid questions, so I'm making him make up for the oxygen he wasted.
Silver: You're terrible, you know that?
Xander: *yelling*
Ronan: *yelling back*
Cole, walking in: What are they yelling about?
Aiden: They're blaming each other for eating the last of the snacks.
Cole: Of course! Which one did it?
Aiden, smirking: Me.
Ronan, flirting with Teal: I don't have a library card but mind if I check you out?
Teal: Come with me.
Ronan: *smirks*
Ronan: Wait, where are we going?
Teal: To get you a library card.
Aiden: My wife looks so good right now.
Ronan, looking around: Is Elsa here?
Aiden: No. But I just know.
[Teal telling Ronan she's pregnant]
Teal: I have a present for you.
Ronan: And where is it?
Teal: In my belly...
Ronan: You ate my present Teal?
Teal: *glares*
Cole: Why are your tongues purple?
Ava: Because I had a blue slushie.
Eli: And I had a red one.
Cole: *glares* *ready to attack Eli*
Eli: Calm, down we just decided to mix them.
Cole: Okay.
Eli, smirking: Then we made out.
Cole: I would really appreciate it if you would stop texting my daughter.
Eli: I would really appreciate it, if you would stop cockblocking me.
[Aiden and Cole extremely drunk]
Aiden, laughing: Silver, Cole likes you.
Cole: Aiden, you prick. You said you wouldn't tell her.
Silver: Cole, we're married-
Cole: Bastard, I'm gonna tell Elsa you like her!
Aiden: *glares*
Cole: Elsa, Aiden has a crush on you.
Elsa, holding baby Eli: Really? I would've never known.
[Eli having dinner at the Nash's house]
Eli: So, Cole. As Ava and I are married now, should I call you dad?
Cole, glaring: What? No. You are the son-in-law I never wanted.
Ava: Dad!
Cole: What?
Ava: Be nice.
Cole: Sweetheart, I am trying not to kill your husband, so everything is fine. *to Eli* Isn't it?
Eli, evil smirk: Absolutely.
Ronan: Hold on! I'm having one of those things....a headache with pictures?
Xander: What the fuck?
Aiden: He has an idea.
Kimberly: Will he be okay?
Cole: It's hard to say. Ronan has never had one before.
Cole: Shall I compare thee to a summer's day?
Silver: Uhhh... Sure?
Cole: Thou art hot as fuck.
