Landon: You look suspicious, want to tell me what you did?
Brandon: *avoiding eye contact*
Landon: Want to tell me who you did?
Brandon: *blushing and avoiding eye contact*
Landon: Was it that brute, Nikolai?
Brandon: Look at the time, I gotta go.
Landon: Wait, get back here you little shi-
Brandon, walking past a grumpy Niko: Nikolai, you alright?
Nikolai: Yeah, just thinking about you and our boyfriend problems.
Brandon: But we're not dating?
Nikolai: That's the problem, dammit Brandon!
Brandon: I'm so glad we're friends.
Nikolai, mid-thrust: What
Nikolai: *Sneaking into Brandon's room and aggressively spraying his perfume in everywhere*
Mia, walking in: What the hell are you doing?
Nikolai: Now everytime he comes near me, it'll smell like home.
Mia: Nikolai, you're my brother and I love you, but you're insane.
[Adrian teaching Jeremy and Annika]
Adrian: If you have 12 doughnuts and a friend took 6, what would you have?
Annika: A friend!!!
Jeremy: 12 doughnuts and a dead friend.
Adrian:
Adrian: You'd have 6 doughnuts...
Annika: Remi! Creighton and I are going to have a baby!
Remi: ....
Creighton: Remi?
Remi, through tears: I'm too young to be a grandpa.
Landon: *trying to sneak Mia out at 3am*
Brandon: Landon, why are you awake?????
Landon: ...... Why are you awake?
Brandon: *trying to sneak Nikolai out as well*
Brandon: Well..... Goodnight.
Killian: *After one day of being separated from Glyndon*
Jeremy: Hey, Killian-
Killian, close to tears: Glyndon used to call me that.
Jeremy: Because it's your fucking name.
Killian: Any one else feel good when their brain releases a bunch of endorphins?
Jeremy: Can't relate.
Nikolai: Why would my brain release a bunch of dolphins?
Gareth, leaving: That's enough quality group time for me today.
Remi: If you took a shot for every time you made a bad decision, how drunk would you be?
Brandon: Maybe a bit tipsy?
Creighton: Drunk.
Eli: Wasted.
Landon: Dead.
Landon: Look at this beautiful rock.
Landon: Mia gave it to me.
Mia: I threw it at you.
Landon: She's very sweet.
Jeremy: Why are you in the fountain?
Nikolai: I'm having a bath.
Jeremy: But it's a founta-
Nikolai, louder: Let me have my bath, Jer.
Rai: I raised a perfectly well-behaved, functioning son.
Brandon: You have a son I don't know about?
Nikolai: I-
Remi: Eli, can you pass the salt.
Eli: Your hair is not that great.
Remi, almost in tears: I meant the table salt.
Creighton: I put the pro in procrastinate.
Eli: I put the cute in execute.
Killian: I put the hot in psychotic.
Nikolai: I put the D in Brandon.
Brandon:
Brandon: I- No one was supposed to know.
Landon: *snorts* Oh, we all knew, you both weren't exactly discreet.
[Landon and Brandon sitting on the bed]
Brandon: *phone rings*
Landon: Wow, your contact for dad is still 'daddy'. What are you, five?
Brandon: *picks up* Hey, Niko.
Landon: *falls off bed*
[In the middle of a mission gone bad, being shot at]
Nikolai: Are we dead yet?
Jeremy: No.
[A few minutes later]
Nikolai: Are we dead yet??
Jeremy: Look, if we die, I'll promise I'll let you know!
