[Damien babysitting]
Vaughn: Why are you always so angry?
Damien: You father refuses to fight me.
Vaughn: Then make a plan to get him to! Or do you not have enough braincells to form one?
Damien, smirking: *Hits Vaughn upside the head*
Vaughn: Ow! Why?
Damien: You said come up with a plan.
Kirill: *walking angrily to Damien*
Damien, laughing: Finally.
[Damien babysitting]
Damien: Nikolai, can you say Damien.
Nikolai:
Damien: Come on, say Da-mien.
Nikolai: Da-
Damien: No, say Damien.
Nikolai: Dada.
Damien: You're one little shit aren't you?
Nikolai: Shit.
Damien: Fuck don't say that!
Nikolai: Fuck!
Rai, entering the room: Hey, Niko. Having fun?
Nikolai: Fuck shit.
Rai: WHO TAUGHT YOU THAT?
Nikolai: Damien.
[Damien babysitting]
Damien: What do you little shits want to do?
Jeremy: It's game night, and Anushkas turn to pick a game.
Annika: We're all going to sit in a circle and say nice things about each other.
Damien: That's not a game, you idiot.
Annika: Damien is already losing.
Jeremy: *Jumps on Damien and tries to headlock him* Don't call my sister an idiot, you orge.
[Damien babysitting]
[Playing Trivia]
Maya: How many states are there in America?
Nikolai: Nine.
Mia: No-
Damien: Dumbass, there's 8 because pluto isn't a thing anymore.
Mia:
Maya, side-eyeing Damien: I see they're hiring just anybody these days.
Ava: Merry Christmas, here's your gift.
Eli: Thank you, love.
Eli: *opens the gift*
Eli:
Eli: Ava, this is framed picture of you.
Ava, winking: That's right, only the best for you Mr King.
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Eli: *puts it on his office desk and gets distracted from work because he stares at it too much*
[Damien babysitting]
Vaughn: *Staring at Damien*
Damien: *Staring back*
Vaughn: My dad is the Pakhan.
Damien: Yup.
Vaughn: Dad says you're a bitter disappointment.
Damien:
Vaughn:
[Damien babysitting]
Jeremy: *Hits his head while playing basketball* Ow! My head!
Damien: Oh fuck! Are you okay?
Jeremy: No.
Damien: Alright! Alright! Don't panic.
Jeremy: I'm not panicking.
Damien, checking his head: Ah, you're gonna be fine. We just gotta stop the bleeding.
Jeremy, panicking: I'm bleeding?
Damien: Just, a little trickle. I'll grab my car keys and we'll head to the hospital.
Jeremy: A hospital? I don't wanna go to a hospital.
Damien: Did I say hospital? I meant Disneyland.
[Damien babysitting]
Nikolai: *Waking Damien up*
Damien: What are you doing here?
Nikolai: In my house? You're babysitting. Can you play outside with me?
Damien: Can we talk about it after my head stops exploding.
Nikolai: Why is your head exploding?
Damien: Well, I drank a little too much vodka last night.
Nikolai: If it makes you feel bad, why do you drink it?
Damien:
Damien: Nobody likes a wise - ass, Nikolai.
Nikolai: You have to put a dollar in the swear jar. You said 'ass'
Damien, exasperated: Tell you what, here's 100. That should cover me till lunch.
Silver: Your father was abducted last night.
Ariella: *About to sneak Remi in* Oh no.
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Kidnappers: What do you mean we have to turn around?
Cole: Somethings wrong. I can't explain it.
Cecily: *Carrying the groceries*
Yan: *Reaches out to help*
Cecily, thinking it's a hug: *Drops the groceries and gives Yan a hug* It's okay.
Yan: *Confused but hugs her back*
........................
Jeremy: *Watching through the cameras* What the fu-
Damien: The kids challenged us to a water balloon fight.
Sasha: I'm in!!!
Rai: Me too.
Damien: Just waiting for the water to boil.
Sasha and Rai: NO-
Nikolai: Hmm.
Damien: Hmm?
Nikolai: Hmmm.
Damien: Hmm.
Nikolai and Damien: *Nodding at each other*
Brandon: Did they......understand each other?
Vaughn: They share the same braincell, of course they understood each other.
Adrian: Cecily? Are you okay?
Cecily, crying: He has a girlfriend.
Adrian: Jeremy did what? Where is he? I'm going to ki-
Cecily: No, no! Not Jer. I'm talking about the guy in the book I'm reading.
Adrian:
Adrian: Didn't we agree to stop falling inlove with fictional characters?
Cecily: I can't help it, Uncle Adrian.
[Bratva meeting]
Rai: Request for you to not be a bitch.
Kirill: Request denied.
[Christian and Gianna arguing]
Gianna: You can't run around like a footless chicken.
Christian: Headless chicken, Malyshka.
Gianna: Uhhhh no, how's the chicken supposed to run around without a head?
Christian: How's it running around without feet?
Gianna: I'm not the chicken Christian, so why are you asking me all these questions?
Christian:
[At the doctors office]
Doctor, to Niko: Sex?
Nikolai: Excuse me??? I'm in a committed relationship. My boyfriend is literally standing right here!
Doctor:
Nikolai: *Glaring*
Brandon: Male.
Thatcher: There's only one thing darker than my soul.
Alistair: What's that?
Thatcher: Your eyebags.
Alistair:
