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Cole: *Smacks Remi in the face*

Remi: What was that for?

Cole: A mosquito landed on your cheek *shows hand* see?

Silver: I LITERALLY SAW YOU DRAW IT WITH A MARKER.

Remi: I'm an Astor, flirting is apart of my heritage.

Ariella: What does that mean?

Cole: His father was a slut too.

Cole, exasperated: If your friend jumped off a cliff, would you just blindly follow them?

Ariella: Which friend? Was it Remi?

Cole: What? No-

Ariella, diving off the cliff: REMI, I'M COMING!!!

[At Eli and Ava's wedding]

Aiden: Congratulations to the both of you.

Ava: Thank you, Uncle Aiden.

Aiden: You're family now, call me dad.

Cole, spawning out of nowhere: I think the fuck not-

[Eli and Ava getting married]

Aiden: Cole, are you crying?

Cole: No.

Cole: No, I don't cry.

Cole: I don't even have tear ducts.

Eli: You think you know it all, don't you?

Cole: Actually I know only one thing: Aiden made only ONE joke his entire life.

Cole: And it's talking to me right now.

Eli:

[The Nash's having dinner]

Eli, walks in: Sorry I'm late, what did I miss?

Cole, giving him a death glare: An invitation.

[Cole buys a new car]

Silver: Wow, look at the trunk space in this vehicle.

Silver: I can fit two weeks worth of groceries-

Cole, looks at Eli and Remi: Or two bodies.

Silver, giving him the side-eye: .... You worry me.

Aiden: I thought I asked you to watch them.

Young Eli: I did.

Aiden, points at an injured Landon: Really?

Eli: Yeah.

Eli: I watched him jump off the roof and break his arm.

Aiden:

Nikolai: Alright, so you and I are married.

Brandon: We're not married.

Nikolai: Relax, it's just pretend.

Brandon: I don't wanna pretend.

Nikolai: Scared you'll like it?

Brandon: Fine. If we're married, I want a divorce.

Silver: Why is Ronan carrying around a potted plant?

Cole: He asked to many stupid questions, so I'm making him make up for the oxygen he wasted.

Silver: You're terrible, you know that?

Xander: *yelling*

Ronan: *yelling back*

Cole, walking in: What are they yelling about?

Aiden: They're blaming each other for eating the last of the snacks.

Cole: Of course! Which one did it?

Aiden, smirking: Me.

Ronan, flirting with Teal: I don't have a library card but mind if I check you out?

Teal: Come with me.

Ronan: *smirks*

Ronan: Wait, where are we going?

Teal: To get you a library card.

Aiden: My wife looks so good right now.

Ronan, looking around: Is Elsa here?

Aiden: No. But I just know.

[Teal telling Ronan she's pregnant]

Teal: I have a present for you.

Ronan: And where is it?

Teal: In my belly...

Ronan: You ate my present Teal?

Teal: *glares*

Teal, holding new born Remi: Look at him guys.

Elsa: His so small.

Kim: And so cute.

Doctor: We're going to give him some shots now.

Ronan: Yeah you will. It's his birthday, pour it up.

Ava: Go fuck yourself.

Eli: But I'd rather you do it for me.

Ava, flustered: What

Eli, smirking: What

Creighton, sitting on the floor eating fish and chips: He said he'd rather you do it for him.