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Ava: Go fuck yourself.

Eli: But I'd rather you do it for me.

Ava, flustered: What

Eli, smirking: What

Creighton, sitting on the floor eating fish and chips: He said he'd rather you do it for him.

Brandon: What are you doing?

Nikolai: *hanging upside down from a tree* Trying to kiss you.

Brandon: You're gonna fall.

Nikolai:

Nikolai: Shut up and kiss me I'm getting lightheaded.

Annika: Oh, Tchaikovsky

Eli: Look, I understand this is a tense situation, but let's watch the fucking language.

Creighton: *glares*

Annika: What's your type?

Ava: King brother who has issues.

Annika: I was gonna say the same thing.

Ava: Who's mean to me.

Annika: Ooooh

Ava: And has psychopathic tendencies.

Annika: Oooh stunning.

Nikolai: Do you want to go upstairs?

Brandon: Sure!

Nikolai: Do you have protection?

Brandon: *visibly scared* W-why? Who's up there?

Ronan: So when does the judgemental express arrive?

Xander: Aiden and Cole will be here in an hour.

Gareth: So have you tried flirting with Brandon?

Nikolai: Sure, I gave him the 'look'.

Gareth: Show me.

Nikolai: *bites lip seductively*

Gareth: Have you considered biting the bottom lip?

Jeremy: Niko, I want you to kill this person but make it look like an accident.

Nikolai: Got it.

[later]

Detective: Looks like the killer stabbed him to death with a sword and then placed a banana peel by his feet.

Nikolai: Ow, son of a bit-

Killian: You dislocated your shoulder. Want me to pop it back in?

Nikolai: *grimacing* Yeah..... okay.

Killian: Alright on 3.......0, 1 *pops shoulder back in*

Nikolai: MOTHERFU- Who the hell starts at 0?!?!

"My mom is calling..... Hi mom"

Brandon: Come on guys stop, his trying to talk to him mom.

Remi: *loud fake sexual noises*

Eli: Everyone shut the fuck up.

Creighton: *is asleep*

Landon: *Gets really close to the phone* Tell her I say hi.

Astrid: And if you see Killian, I don't want you making another scene like you did at the funeral.

Landon: Scene? What scene? It's not my fault the klutz tripped on my foot and fell into an open grave!

Levi: You didn't have to yell 'start shoveling boys' as he tried to get up.

Ava: I fucking hate Eli King.

Cecily: Watch your language, there are children in the house.

Ava: My bad

Ava: I fucking hate-

Ava: *covers child's ears*

Ava: Eli King.

Aiden: Eli, could you pass the salt?

Eli: I don't know dad, can you pass away?

Creighton, wheezing: Too much fucking salt-

Nikolai: *hiding in a bush* Pssst Lotus flower.

Brandon: Wtf, Nikolai is that you?

Nikolai: No, it's your conscience.

Brandon:

Nikolai:

Brandon:

Nikolai: Nikolai is hot.

Remi: I hear you like bad boys.

Random girl: Yeah.

Remi, to Creighton: Tell her.

Creighton: His just literally the worst.

[Yan sitting in a corner]

Adrian: What's wrong with you?

Yan: I taught Kolya some modern slang and he won't stop using it.

[Kolya throwing a guy across the room. Locking eyes with Yan]

Kolya, pointing: Yeet?

Yan, tearing up: What have I created?

Brandon: Favorite horror movie?

Creighton: Halloween.

Landon: Saw.

Eli: Psycho.

Remi: High School Musical. After watching it I spent all of my primary school years terrified that the entire school would start singing something and I'd be the only one who didn't know the lyrics.