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The Shadowman and Lyla>>>>>>
Tristan: Vinnie, I appreciate you trying to teach Xander about modern culture, but can you please stop doing it through vine references!
Vinnie: What- why?
Xander: WHAT THE FUCK IS UP KYLE
Tristan: *pinches the bridge of his nose*
Amara: *Holding Morana's hand over her stomach so she can feel the baby kick* Sorry this is taking so long, he kicked for everyone else.
Dante: It's hard for the little guy to perform under pressure.
Tristan: Top ten things Dante said on his wedding night.
Morana: Woah, it was small but I think I felt something.
Zephyr: Top ten things Amara said on her wedding night.
*Amara laughs*
Dante: Stop laughing at it, Amara!
Everyone: Top ten things Dante said on his wedding night.
Brandon: *Comes home drunk, undresses and stands in the bedroom*
Nikolai: Baby, are you.......coming to bed?
Brandon: No thank you, I'm sure you're lovely but I have a boyfriend.
Brandon: *Lies on the floor and falls asleep*
Nikolai: .....
Nikolai: I'm sure you're lovely? BRANDON KING WAKE UP-
[ACOTAR and Fourth Wing crossover]
Helion: Are you having sex with Garrick?
Imogen: No!
Helion: No one would blame you. He's smart, charming, funny, extremely hands-
Imogen:
Imogen: I'm not having sex with Garrick but I'm starting to think you might be....
Helion:
Helion, under his breath: I'm trying...
Killian, swearing Kayden: Motherfucker-
Kayden: *Laughing*
Killian:
Kayden: Oh- I thought you said brotherf-
Killian: Why would that be funny?
Kayden:
Killian, to Gareth: WHY WOULD THAT BE FUNNY?
Brandon: *Staring at Kyle*
Nikolai: Why are you staring at my dad?
Brandon: It's just nice to know that you'll age like fine wine.
Nikolai:
Kyle: *Winks at Brandon*
Nikolai: DAD NO-
Joey and Aoife >>>
Xaden: I will not stand here and be insulted.
Violet: Then sit down.
Xaden: *Sits down* Well, atleast now we're at eye level.
Xaden: *Runs*
[Damien babysitting]
Vaughn: Why are you always so angry?
Damien: You father refuses to fight me.
Vaughn: Then make a plan to get him to! Or do you not have enough braincells to form one?
Damien, smirking: *Hits Vaughn upside the head*
Vaughn: Ow! Why?
Damien: You said come up with a plan.
Kirill: *walking angrily to Damien*
Damien, laughing: Finally.
[Damien babysitting]
Damien: Nikolai, can you say Damien.
Nikolai:
Damien: Come on, say Da-mien.
Nikolai: Da-
Damien: No, say Damien.
Nikolai: Dada.
Damien: You're one little shit aren't you?
Nikolai: Shit.
Damien: Fuck don't say that!
Nikolai: Fuck!
Rai, entering the room: Hey, Niko. Having fun?
Nikolai: Fuck shit.
Rai: WHO TAUGHT YOU THAT?
Nikolai: Damien.
[Damien babysitting]
Damien: What do you little shits want to do?
Jeremy: It's game night, and Anushkas turn to pick a game.
Annika: We're all going to sit in a circle and say nice things about each other.
Damien: That's not a game, you idiot.
Annika: Damien is already losing.
Jeremy: *Jumps on Damien and tries to headlock him* Don't call my sister an idiot, you orge.
[Damien babysitting]
[Playing Trivia]
Maya: How many states are there in America?
Nikolai: Nine.
Mia: No-
Damien: Dumbass, there's 8 because pluto isn't a thing anymore.
Mia:
Maya, side-eyeing Damien: I see they're hiring just anybody these days.
Ava: Merry Christmas, here's your gift.
Eli: Thank you, love.
Eli: *opens the gift*
Eli:
Eli: Ava, this is framed picture of you.
Ava, winking: That's right, only the best for you Mr King.
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Eli: *puts it on his office desk and gets distracted from work because he stares at it too much*
[Damien babysitting]
Vaughn: *Staring at Damien*
Damien: *Staring back*
Vaughn: My dad is the Pakhan.
Damien: Yup.
Vaughn: Dad says you're a bitter disappointment.
Damien:
Vaughn:
[Damien babysitting]
Jeremy: *Hits his head while playing basketball* Ow! My head!
Damien: Oh fuck! Are you okay?
Jeremy: No.
Damien: Alright! Alright! Don't panic.
Jeremy: I'm not panicking.
Damien, checking his head: Ah, you're gonna be fine. We just gotta stop the bleeding.
Jeremy, panicking: I'm bleeding?
Damien: Just, a little trickle. I'll grab my car keys and we'll head to the hospital.
Jeremy: A hospital? I don't wanna go to a hospital.
Damien: Did I say hospital? I meant Disneyland.