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@lifeofkj / lifeofkj.tumblr.com

Hello! I am KJ, and this is my Tumblr. You may also know me as Owlmoose. Here you will find cute animals, fandomy things (mostly Critical Role, Dragon Age, and Marvel these days, but some Final Fantasy as well, plus other things that catch my fancy), and political stuff. Unrepentant liberal and feminist.
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Vijay Singh with the most outrageous golf shot the masters has ever seen. Ever.

G O L F W I T H O U T L I M I T S

I can only assume this is from some amazingly realistic looking sports anime because there ain’t no goddamn way that happened in real life.

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kirbyfanneox

I’ve definitely reblogged this before, but I just think it’s super cute because there are like “golf manners” where you’re not supposed to make a huge ruckus but like EVERYONE felt it warranted cheering because HOLY SHIT THAT WAS A GREAT SHOT.

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mogatrat

how do you not hold your club above your head and hoot like a tusken raider after a shot like that

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Following that new trend

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brenna-ivy

Type the following words into your tags box, then post the first automatic tag that comes up.

  • really 
  • here
  • actually
  • always
  • damn 
  • Jesus
  • oh
  • so
  • this
  • haha
  • am
  • come

I really can’t wait for the new season. Hello there you perfect being. I actually ask myself this every time I listen to a drama CD. Damn I only have three of these. Jesus. Oh my. SO READY! THIS IS SO CRUEL. Bwahahahha. Amadeo. Come watch!

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genginger

I am such a sucker for these!

#not really NaNo #but here’s my number #actually #grass is always greener #damn (no Jesus) #oh god me too #so many fic authors write better than this #this is me #bwahaha #amazing #is that where that expression comes from?

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archiemcphee

What happens when two baroque cellists perform a cover of “Thunderstruck" by AC/DC? They shred. Literally. Keep an eye on their bows as the piece progresses.

This awesome video features Croatian cellists Luka Sulic and Stjepan Hauser, aka 2Cellos, playing their phenomenal “BaRock style” arrangement of the hard rock classic for a completely bewildered 17th century audience. The concept is wonderful, but the actual performance is astonishing.

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And before people are like “lololol North Dakota who lives there anyway?”

You know what particular population North Dakota is higher than most in?

Native Americans.

So basically people who dismiss North Dakota don’t give a fuck about these women.

this is actually so unconstitutional like what???????????????????????????

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lifeofkj

It's not law yet -- it needs to be approved by the voting public, most likely on the next November ballot. Let's hope that it fails.

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Do not test my patience.

Oh, MY.

Is this part of his speech to Morrigan after the breakup?

No….. it’s from his core sounds, and it’s labeled ‘Threaten’. *fans self vigorously*

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itslevios-a

This is just wrong.

Oh Professor Longbottom…why yes, you can show me your herbology etchings…

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such-heights

ooh Professor Longbottom ooh

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lavishness

Professor Longbottom is utterly confused as to why students actually fight in the halls over getting a spot in his courses…

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halffizzbin

Herbology was never this popular when I was a student, Neville thinks. Oh how the trends change!

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Back in December 2011 during a campaign stop in New Hampshire, Mitt Romney decided to drop by Vietnam War veteran Bob Garon’s breakfast table for a quick photo-op. What Romney didn’t realize is that Garon was sitting with his husband, whom he had married just a few months earlier.  What followed might be the single greatest “oblivious Romney” moment of the entire campaign. Enjoy.

HIS FACE WHEN HE REALIZES HE’S FUCKED

BECAUSE I’M GAY

You Dumbass

AHAHAHAHAHA BOOM

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msbarrows

OMFG... Isolde... how COULD you!

So I’m working on my “Cameron Cousland, vile bastard” play-through, doing Redcliffe Castle after letting the village fall to the undead. Reached the point where it came down to the decision about what to do about Connor. I was still undecided about what way Cameron would go, other than that someone was going to die. Wasn’t sure if I’d let Isolde sacrifice herself to save Connor, or if Cameron would just outright kill him; was leaning slightly toward the ritual since I figure Connor would likely remind Cameron of Oran, and he may be a vile bastard but he’s not totally heartless. On the other hand I’ve done the ritual at least twice recently.

Cut for spoilers and triggery stuff (yes, major character death ahead).

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lifeofkj

Wow. Wow. I also had no idea that was even a thing. Wow.

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