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Books, babies (well, two teens), social justice (throwing alliteration completely out the door), general geekery (welcome back! Although it's a cheating sort of alliteration with the hard g following the soft g), and random wildness. Missing Colorado's mountains but loving Chicagoland. the.librarian.pirate at gmail dot com
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How to Ditch Amazon

Support your local libraries and the small businesses that are actually making the products you want.  Fuck Jeff Bezos and the systemic, universal worker abuse, gaslighting, and brutality they live off of.

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bladelei

this seems like a good thing to bring around as people holiday shop

And order your books from bookshop.org! Which will share profits with independent bookstores and has free shipping.

Libro.fm does the same thing Audible does but no bezos

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Love you all. As cliche as it is, the shirt I slept in is giving me some small bit of comfort. I'm going to keep trying to do good and so are you and nobody gets to vote on that.

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pro-abortion. pro-divorce. i believe we have the god-given right to give up

when people go after no-fault divorce or abortion what they're really doing is trying to enshrine the sunk cost fallacy into law

it sounds like a joke but this is a genuine political belief of mine. you should be able to leave a situation you don't like. the government has no business trapping you in a relationship.

quitters rights!

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livmoorez
People died. Innocent people died Granda. And they were someone’s mother, father, daughter, son. Nothing can ever make that ok. And the people who took those lives, they’re just gonna walk free.
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I can't find my election day shirt. It was blue and it had all the Whos down in Whoville holding up little Jojo who was playing with a yo-yo so he can yell out his "Yopp!" and it said, "every voice counts"

It was a youth large, and I doubt it fits me anymore so I'm weirdly grateful I can't get confirmation? Because now I can pretend it'll still fit when I find it. 😂

But I did find my day after voting shirt. Are you guys ready to see the most 2016 a shirt has ever been?

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catchymemes

I am not taking a risk

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izdmcsk

Not risking it pals

U know what I want potato of luck

Damn right I’m reblogging. See previous post re wrath of whatever from high atop the thing.

Tomorrow is election day. I'm reblogging

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blueandbluer

I don’t normally like these superstition posts, but considering what day it is, I’ll take anything I can get.

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shinraalpha

i love how Gandalf invested in Hobbits in year one and has been pushing them ever since. Thorin, i hear you need help with a breaking and entering. Can I recommend one of these little cunts? Silent as fuck, trust me. Elrond my dude i know you're skeptical but these four chucklefucks just transported a weapon of mass destruction all the way here. Theoden, you've gotta get yourself a hobbit man, I've got a spare one here. Denathor you big prick, take a hobbit - literally this is the bottom of the range but listen to him sing. Beautiful little bastard.

The mileage on this one is totally normal Elrond. Hey speaking of can I park him here for a while

h/t to @namasteinside for the lol

In "Unfinished Tales" there's a section where the Fellowship gets Gandalf to tell his side of the story about how he recommended Bilbo to Thorin's company and this is literally how it went down:

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carsen-daily

There were just so many great additions to this post that I had to put them all in one place.

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My friend was telling me about how many books she’s read this year and how excited she was to get her next book. When she was describing how she was going to obtain the book she said

“So Libby tells when the hold is up and then the book is available. I usually get a message about it.”

And it sounded so strange I had this image of her getting messages in a facebook group about banned books. They would like pass around books and do stuff in secret, and I thought Libby was the name of the group:

“Libby?….Like a secret underground book trading place? Do you text each other?”

“…….Libby is the public library.”

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raychleadele

“Why did you follow this person ? uwu”

I’ve been here for fourteen years, do you think I remember? I don’t know who any of these people are anymore. I don’t know why they’re on my dash. I allow them to stay because they haven’t pissed me off enough to unfollow them yet. “Why did you follow this person?” I’m not sure I ever did. They’re just part of my ecosystem now.

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I don't know much about Veep (just the memes). Is starting it now going to make me despair for society or just bring me some much needed joy and diversion?

Will someone just help the poor Bluth boy make a coffee?

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