GodOfLaundryBaskets on ao3 recorded a podfic of one of my oneshots from tumblr!! give it a listen if you have 7 spare minutes, they have a great storytelling voice 🥰🥰🥰
cody and his sad wet dog
something something nothing is too bad with the right person or something
I promise there are differences between these two drawings
have to shout out @ghostymarni for massively changing the direction of this piece and also making it take twice as long 🫶
actually not done talking about reva. she’s a badass. she’s pathetic. she looks like she hasn’t slept in a week. she kidnapped a child to get to an old man to get to her boss to murder her boss who she was within stabbing range of multiple times. got stabbed by her boss instead. cut off a woman’s hand for dramatic effect but couldn’t successfully intimidate a ten year old. successively got the shit beaten out of her by two farmers then had a mental breakdown and realized maybe her revenge plot to murder a child was bad, actually. i am in love with her.
a half-formed memory rising out of the shimmering heat...
I love you shows with planned & definitive endings, I love you epilogues that prove the happy ending lasts, I love you finales that feature direct parallels to earlier seasons, I love you cast members that left years ago but came back to say goodbye, I love you well crafted & impactful final lines, I love you fitting send offs for the characters I love
vod
If Batman and Spider-Man switched rogues galleries none of their villains would last more than ten minutes against the new enemy
Batman takes down all of Spider-Man’s villains with ruthless efficiency and preparation
Batman’s villains are all like “TAKE ME SERIOUSLY DAMMIT” and Spider-Man is like “No 😜”
The Joker would have an intense hatred for Spider-Man because Spider-Man is actually funny
That was the exact thought process behind this post
In Gotham:
“Riddle me this-”
“I like knock knock jokes better.”
In New York:
Green Goblin is getting his ass beat by 12 orphans in spandex
Live from new york:
did a star wars rewatch, ewoks they could never make me hate you
fuuuuck that is my circus. are those…? yep… those are my monkeys….. goddammit.
ok hear me out.
rex doesn't bleach his own hair.
he thinks he has a genetic mutation that makes his hair lighter but in actuality the other clones have an elaborate scheme going on to bleach his hair in his sleep. It was started by one of Rex's original batchmates and then it spread. Everyone in the GAR knows about it except Rex. Iifelong scheme to gaslight rex into thinking hes a natural blonde.
@rickshaww brought to you by i was laughing so hard about your post i couldn't sleep so i did this at 1 am
dialogue taken from here
another take your kid to work day
Star Wars: Attack of the Clones - (2/?)
Reading the Boba Fett junior novels and really, this is gutting me
Truly, what are they doing to me
Sometimes all I have to offer are weirdly cropped drawings
more jango because i really like the guy