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Fiction is both an escape and a reflection.

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A blog for writing things. AO3 FFN ko-fi
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captn-trex

cody and his sad wet dog

something something nothing is too bad with the right person or something

I promise there are differences between these two drawings

have to shout out @ghostymarni for massively changing the direction of this piece and also making it take twice as long 🫶

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actually not done talking about reva. she’s a badass. she’s pathetic. she looks like she hasn’t slept in a week. she kidnapped a child to get to an old man to get to her boss to murder her boss who she was within stabbing range of multiple times. got stabbed by her boss instead. cut off a woman’s hand for dramatic effect but couldn’t successfully intimidate a ten year old. successively got the shit beaten out of her by two farmers then had a mental breakdown and realized maybe her revenge plot to murder a child was bad, actually. i am in love with her.

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I love you shows with planned & definitive endings, I love you epilogues that prove the happy ending lasts, I love you finales that feature direct parallels to earlier seasons, I love you cast members that left years ago but came back to say goodbye, I love you well crafted & impactful final lines, I love you fitting send offs for the characters I love

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If Batman and Spider-Man switched rogues galleries none of their villains would last more than ten minutes against the new enemy

Batman takes down all of Spider-Man’s villains with ruthless efficiency and preparation

Batman’s villains are all like “TAKE ME SERIOUSLY DAMMIT” and Spider-Man is like “No 😜”

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azuzulira

The Joker would have an intense hatred for Spider-Man because Spider-Man is actually funny

That was the exact thought process behind this post

In Gotham:

“Riddle me this-”

“I like knock knock jokes better.”

In New York: 

Green Goblin is getting his ass beat by 12 orphans in spandex

Live from new york:

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ok hear me out.

rex doesn't bleach his own hair.

he thinks he has a genetic mutation that makes his hair lighter but in actuality the other clones have an elaborate scheme going on to bleach his hair in his sleep. It was started by one of Rex's original batchmates and then it spread. Everyone in the GAR knows about it except Rex. Iifelong scheme to gaslight rex into thinking hes a natural blonde.

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heathenhouse

@rickshaww brought to you by i was laughing so hard about your post i couldn't sleep so i did this at 1 am

dialogue taken from here

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chocmarss

Reading the Boba Fett junior novels and really, this is gutting me

Truly, what are they doing to me

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