GodOfLaundryBaskets on ao3 recorded a podfic of one of my oneshots from tumblr!! give it a listen if you have 7 spare minutes, they have a great storytelling voice 🥰🥰🥰
Travis really gonna eat his own brother huh
I will never have anything bad to say about him ever in my life. No wonder he killed himself. Fuck. And he's never not gonna hate himself. Because he told him to go after her. To save the girl he loved. And Javi, non-verbal Javi, knew his brother so much, knew his heart, they didn't even have to speak to communicate that. All it took is a look from Travis and a nod from Javi to decide that they have to save Nat. And now his love for Nat is tainted. Everytime he remembers he loves her, he remembers he sacrificed his brother for her. Of course they were toxic for each other, of course they were on again off again, they both carry the same guilt. Javi died for them to have this, how could they throw it away, how could they keep it
katara for my friend 💧🩵
Death and The Hermit | Cody and Obi-Wan
A Star Wars fic where, due to a clerical error, Obi-Wan Kenobi is sent to supervise the Coruscant Guard for two weeks while he heals his broken arm, instead of being sent to some other planet to negotiate a cease-fire.
Suddenly, Commander Fox understands why Cody likes his general so much. The man is ruthlessly efficient, and bitches about natborn politicians as if he'd been in the guard this whole time.
Meanwhile Palpatine has conniptions because Obi-Wan is on his No Senate Meeting List, because he actually can understand all that's being said and then is able to translate it into simpler words, which is so not bueno for Sheev. He wants people to be more confused, not less.
I don't really have anything other than some VERY old Katara and Zuko art, as well as a peak into what I'm working on at the end! (my art changed a bunch lol)
but. it’s an omen. it’s supposed to be weird. but also, horses eating each other happens when there’s a famine or drought that destroys their usual graze or feed. it wouldn’t have been parsed as incoherently bizarre to the original intended audience. old man and ross are saying that the horses engaged in behavior that they recognized as unnatural and bad, such as richly appointed and well-fed stallions doing typical famine behaviors for no reason. almost like kings killing each other for absolutely no reason. so like it’s meant to be weird but it’s not as weird as sparknotes thinks it is, it’s evidence supporting the general thesis statement by old man and ross that the murder of duncan has fucked some shit up. besides the horse thing there’s an eclipse and an owl killing a falcon. it does actually have relevance to the plot. it’s foreshadowing. the hornets weren’t
Trying something new [featuring blorbo]
my heart burns for you
Trektober prompt day 5: time travel
“Spock, what are you doing? Stay out of sight… Spock? Spock, what’s wrong?”
“I… do not recall most of our fight. To witnesses its barbarity is… unsettling.”
“Spock, look at me. I’m fine. You couldn’t help it. Now I need you to focus. Why would the Guardian send us back to this time? What are we missing?”
“W pervert women” is legitimately the funniest shit i’ve ever read
Remembered the cursed days and made a thing
anyway sound off. at what stage do ppl think Han figured out the Force was real. the boring answer is after seeing Obi-wan vanish but i think he could rationalise that away as his eyes playing tricks on him. what do we think.
Let me demonstrate my answer for you:
That's it. That's my answer. Endor.
Please just take a look at Han's face right after witnessing 3po float. The man just had his entire worldview blown to smithereens.
that's so funny. that means he accepted Vader deflecting a blaster bolt with his hand as just something freaky government cyborgs can do, and stuck by Luke for multiple years as he tried to figure this Force stuff out, and just treated it like your friend getting really really into neopaganism to cope with a loss.
like yeah kid good job with the witching. i'm certain it will be more useful against your enemies than your sharpshooting. no i do not think your witchcraft is supplementing your aim but i'm not gonna argue about it.
yeah Luke was like 'I heard Ben Kenobi's voice in my head telling me how to blow up the Death Star :)' and Han was like 'kind of an unusual coping mechanism but I'm not gonna argue with him'
thanks to carbonite han not only misses learning about luke's training montage on dagobah, he's also half-blind during their whole escape on tatooine. luke's out there force-kicking henchmen with his gucci boots and doing flips and shit and han can't see a goddamn thing. now on endor luke's yeeting threepio with the power of his mind and han's just like 'the last time we hung out i had to stuff him in a tauntaun sleeping bag'.
Percy listens to those whale noises that people use to sleep and he just listens to them like a podcast.
And any time he hears someone like Annabeth listening to them he's like "Wow Daphne is really something else. Honestly I can't believe she would do that"
And like she's like "what?"
And Percy just translates the entire thing to her and instead of calming sounds to help her concentrate she now has Percy tell her all the whale drama which she is oddly immersed with.
this is the funniest thing ever
i will never be able to write as well as those short, eerie yuri oneshots with horror elements written for distinctly non-horror anime that i used to read and obsess over (but not in a gay way ofc) in middle school