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I bet the first time Nana meets Eliot- she sees the God fearing, flag wearing 18 year old boy. (The one that Eliot looks for in the mirror and can't find.) Nana doesn't see a criminal. Doesn't see a man who has blood on his hands. She doesn't see a warrior bleeding and crying out for mercy. Just a over tired, stressed, broken 18 year old- trying to prove to the world he's worth fighting for. That there's hope in saving him. Nana doesn't question Eliot's roaming eyes. Roaming eyes that are either looking for danger or looking for exits. The older woman simply smiles and pulls him to the kitchen. Makes him sit down and puts a mug of coffee near his callous hands. Nana doesn't react when she hears screams, moans, and groans at night. Nor in the morning does she make a remark about walking by the room and seeing Hardison and Parker next to Eliot on the twin bed. (Eliot is in the middle.)

I bet when Nana first meets Parker, she doesn't question her habits at all. Some how (Hardison, obviously,) has Parker's favorite candy and cereal. Some times, Parker will sit right in front of Nana with a brush and a hair tie. Nana will gently brush her hair while she plays with whatever child is in front of her. She doesn't slap Parker's hands away when she grabs extra food. And she definitely ignores seeing Parker sneaking into the room Hardison and Eliot share. (Nana saw it when they walked in- Parker feels safe with them.) In the mornings and the windows are open- she looks out to see Parker and Alec on a bedsheet curled up to each other. She smiles. Nor does she comment on missing things after they leave. Especially since a few weeks later- those things return outta the blue. Nana has no qualms when Eliot shows up with both Parker and Hardison behind him- Parker sick and Hardison injured.

"Sorry, Nana," Eliot apologizes, looking meek at coming to her place, "I can't get them to list'n. Can't get 'em to rest." And together- Nana and Eliot get the two trouble makers on the couch. She might not question the reason why Eliot showed up with the two. However she does give Eliot a sparing look. She see's the ragged, tired look. It doesn't take a whole a lot of brain power to know that the two so called trouble makers- got Eliot into the dog pile. (He was suppose to follow her into the kitchen- he didn't. She knows Parker and Hardison grabbed his wrist.) (What can anyone say? She has eyes on the back of her head.) (Eliot allows to get pulled onto the couch with only mild, gruff, complaining.) When she goes back to the living room to check on her charges- she finds Eliot in squished in the middle- being used as a pillow. (He's knocked out too.)

Nana doesn't mind Parker teaching her kids how to pick locks. Or watching Eliot teach them self- defense. She doesn't question it when she see's little four year old Becca with pig-tails- standing by the counter helping Eliot with breakfast. Nana hums when she opens the door on a Saturday morning and see's Eliot, Parker, and Hardison (though Hardison begrudgingly-) with a tool box. After all she had left a message to Alec that her sink was leaky.

Instead, she makes coffee and pulls out Parker's favorite cereal. She asks if They are staying for lunch and even dinner. Makes causal remarks about one of her more difficult children- and watches as Parker and her baby Alec go and find the kid.

None of them comment about Parker recruiting half of kids that come from Nana's house. They keep it hush- hush when neighbors stop by for a cook out. Many of the neighbors ask about the trio- and Nana only replies with a smile.

"They're my kids." She says fondly- watching as Eliot grills as Parker is poking and prodding the chef. And Alec is simply smirking as he's showing Isak how to hack.

I bet Nana treats Eliot and Parker like her family. Because they are Alec's family.

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Leverage mysteries

(or just stuff I want to know but am glad we didn’t get told because it means we can muse endlessly)

  • When and how did the crew each run into/get chased by Nate pre-Leverage? I bet they chat about this in the bar or brewpub sometimes.
  • How does Sophie know Eliot has sedatives?
  • Are Peggy and Hurley good friends now?
  • In things like The Maltese Falcon, Last Dam, and San Lorenzo Jobs, where do they (especially Eliot of the no luggage) get all the new outfits? I’m guessing something along the lines of thievery…
  • When Hardison first brings Parker and Eliot to Nana’s, what does he introduce them as? Colleagues, partners (in crime/life), friends, the world’s greatest thief and Mr Punchy?
  • If Old Nate is required to follow the Leverage crew to each new HQ, does every Leverage International branch have to have a copy too?
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thinking about hardison's nana and the fbi. they show up, she invites them in for tea and skillfully dodges their questions. plays up the flustered old lady act and they leave with cookies but no answers.

she raised two high-level hackers, she's definitely on some kind of invented-just-for-her watchlist. they track her internet activity but she posts "how to google" on facebook and nobody's sure if it's real or not (including hardison)

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Nana absolutely pretends to mix up fb and google, while probably she’s actually one of those Hidden Figures ladies who worked for NASA back in the day and has forgotten more about computers than Hardison or Breanna will ever know.

The FBI has an impressively long file on her considering she’s never actually had so much as a parking ticket. But they can’t so much as *think* about pulling her in for questioning because the last time they tried, CPS caught wind of it and went absolutely nuclear behind the scenes to keep her from being investigated because she’s 10000% the best foster parent they’ve ever seen and they’re not going to allow anyone to mess with Nana.

She absolutely makes Hardison set up her new TV when he comes back home, because “last time I pressed a button and it’s never been right since”.

Her iPad has a chess app she talks to her friends from the social club on, sudoku, videos of all the grandbabies (that Hardison helped her download), and an entire second operating system she does her actual work on.

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nana is totally one of those hidden figures ladies that killed it in her time but has since hung up the metaphorical hat and settled into a life of raising next gen geniuses

I am betting her foster kids have a wide range of skills in their own rights (totally not influenced by parker or eliot)

one of them is a gymnast (they grew up watching parker scale buildings and repel from things, it was bound to happen)

one of them is a state-champion boxer (she got pointers from eliot every time he visited)

meanwhile, nana watches all her foster children gain exceedingly niche and out there skills and merely shakes her head fondly

Nana took Hardison out proselytizing when he was single digits so he could learn to talk to people. Nana knows what she's doing and is actively encouraging her foster care kids to be the best they can be. Sometimes, that's being a pastor, sometimes it's being a criminal. She's just happy she has people around her that are helping her mission instead of just having to push along.

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Eliot sweet talking Nana into sharing her secret family recipes so he can get more vegetables into both Hardison and Parker.

I was just going to write a short headcanon post about this but then the first line popped into my mind along with a line about Eliot utilizing his retrieval skills, and then next thing I knew this was a fic. First in this fandom so go easy on me.

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The carrot cake was the final straw.

Eliot knew his partners had terrible diets, okay? It was impossible for anyone to miss that, the way Hardison would just fill up any empty space in any fridge with orange soda, or Parker would get more cereal than was physically possible to store in the cupboard until there was at least one box permanently sitting on the table. He was well aware, and he’d been taking steps for a while to deal with matters.

He bought Hardison a fridge of his own - a mini fridge - and just poured out any soda he found anywhere else. He impressed upon Parker that just this shelf was for cereal and solemnly swore to her that he would never let it get beyond half-empty before filling it again. In the meantime, he filled the rest of his kitchen with actual ingredients, and always had a bowl of fruit out so they would have something healthy as an easy-to-grab snack. He didn’t put anything Parker liked hidden on a high shelf, because she’d find that fun; just small decoy portions while he kept most of his chocolate inside an old Wheat Thins box at the back of the cracker shelf. Speaking of chips, if he opened the bag of a good brand, then Hardison would gravitate toward it once he’d finished his Cheetos instead of going out to buy more, so that was just a matter of letting him buy one bag and then watching the level and timing when to get the other stuff out.

They both ate meat well enough, though Hardison liked to put in requests for absolutely sacrilegious misuses of various cuts; when Eliot humored him and actually destroyed his fish or brisket or whatever else as requested, he actually did seem to enjoy it, which was... very wrong, and disappointing, but at least the food was still going in his body. Parker quite liked some types of pasta now, and she seemed to enjoy when he put effort into plating things up nicely, but she was still a work in progress on any actual mealtime like a family (or a date. Not that Eliot hadn’t had to eat on the run plenty of times before, but - he’d had to. You don’t walk in to a table set for multiple healthy, delicious, innovative courses he’d been cooking for hours and then just grab bites as you wander around the room! He’d had wine out! Norah Jones playing softly in the background! No candles because he wasn’t an idiot, but it was clearly a romantic meal! What the hell kind of untrained toddler behaviour-).

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thinking about hardison's nana and the fbi. they show up, she invites them in for tea and skillfully dodges their questions. plays up the flustered old lady act and they leave with cookies but no answers.

she raised two high-level hackers, she's definitely on some kind of invented-just-for-her watchlist. they track her internet activity but she posts "how to google" on facebook and nobody's sure if it's real or not (including hardison)

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Nana absolutely pretends to mix up fb and google, while probably she’s actually one of those Hidden Figures ladies who worked for NASA back in the day and has forgotten more about computers than Hardison or Breanna will ever know.

The FBI has an impressively long file on her considering she’s never actually had so much as a parking ticket. But they can’t so much as *think* about pulling her in for questioning because the last time they tried, CPS caught wind of it and went absolutely nuclear behind the scenes to keep her from being investigated because she’s 10000% the best foster parent they’ve ever seen and they’re not going to allow anyone to mess with Nana.

She absolutely makes Hardison set up her new TV when he comes back home, because “last time I pressed a button and it’s never been right since”.

Her iPad has a chess app she talks to her friends from the social club on, sudoku, videos of all the grandbabies (that Hardison helped her download), and an entire second operating system she does her actual work on.

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nana is totally one of those hidden figures ladies that killed it in her time but has since hung up the metaphorical hat and settled into a life of raising next gen geniuses

I am betting her foster kids have a wide range of skills in their own rights (totally not influenced by parker or eliot)

one of them is a gymnast (they grew up watching parker scale buildings and repel from things, it was bound to happen)

one of them is a state-champion boxer (she got pointers from eliot every time he visited)

meanwhile, nana watches all her foster children gain exceedingly niche and out there skills and merely shakes her head fondly

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Still thinking about Bre saying that Parker taught her to do crime age 11 like...this has to be like RIGHT at the end of the original run, right? And maybe Hardison is on the phone to Nana and he mentions that they're all feeling down, Nate and Sophie are gone... It feels like they're missing part of the family, yknow, just like it did when he first moved out of her place. Well, how else is she supposed to respond? No ifs, young man, no buts, no excuses, the three of you are coming to visit next weekend and there's nothing you can do about it. Nobody stops Nana when she's set her mind to something.

Within minutes Hardison is being absolutely swarmed by a hundred different relatives he's not seen in years, because when Nana throws a party, everyone turns up. Eliot is following her every instruction in the kitchen, throwing in a shy grin with every "yes, chef" and trying so hard to ignore the twist in his gut that tells him a whole lot of something is riding on her approval. And Breanna? Eleven years old, she's not quite used to taking up her space, and her brain seems to work a little sideways to the rest of the world, and she's not sure she knows why the kids at school say lesbian in that tone but she knows how it makes her feel. Hardison gets it, of course, she missed him so much - he's definitely brought her a new video game, pre-release and packaged with source code, and he keeps looking her way - but still. And she's fascinated by Parker. Just immediately latches on to her the way only curious kids can. By the time Hardison gets to see her she's picking locks while Parker sits on the floor opposite her, a plate of Eliot's best snacks in between them. Nana appears at his elbow, smiling.

"Y'all know you've always got a family, Alec. And you picked some good folks to join it."

He blushes, smiles. Hides it in a drink, which he immediately chokes on later when, in the incredibly cheeky manner only older relatives can manage, she elbows him in the ribs and asks "So when am I getting my wedding invite?"

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They visit Nana's house often enough for Parker to teach everyone crime skills and for Hardison's siblings to recognize (and use) Eliot's food trucks/mobile crime units on sight John Rogers show yourself right now we know you're here

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you just know hardison has brought parker and hardison home and the rest of the little hardison siblings converge on them with pure curiousity

who are these people alec brought home? why are they so weird? why is she talking about breaking into places as a hypothetical? how is he so good at cooking?

and nana in the background is like you did good, alec, you did good

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And now I'm laughing at the idea of like... Nana letting these idiots slow play it over family holidays for eight fucking years, smacking at The Cousins whenever they'd tried to give the trio a little nudge, saying "They gotta come to this in their own time, no matter how slow we think they're going. It can be a big leap for some people, and we don't want to push anybody into anything they're not quite ready for."

And maybe the last couple years Nana hasn't been sure if they still weren't Together, or if they were and just weren't ready to talk about it yet, so even though she was starting to get nervous about the length of time it was taking she was keeping her mouth shut. Unless they eventually hit ten years, of course. She was willing to give them time, but a decade? A decade was pushing it.

But they were cutting it close.

Anyway let's say that Hardison made it back stateside for a few days for Thanksgiving with the fam and she answers the door to greet him and Parker, and after their hugs she looks around and is like

"...where's your boy, Alec?"

And Parker's face goes all stormy and she closes up and Hardison chuckles, but it's a little bit sad, and he holds out a sealed crockpot and says "Eliot's, uh, doing Thanksgiving with his new girlfriend this year, you know, that whole uh... exciting stage where you want every minute together you can find an excuse for, right? Haha... anyway, he uh, he sent his chilli though, so..." he trails off as he watches his foster mom's face grow tight, a sudden fire lighting in her eyes.

Even the grandkids playing outside who have never been yelled at a day in their life stop with a jolt and go stark still in an evolutionary fear response as the entire house rattles with the force of Nana's resounding

"Alec Ezra Hardison!!! Have you lost your m-"

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Holidays At Hardison's:

World building:

A Masterpost Of Eliot's Fuck-ups,* beginning the third winter after Nate/Sophie 'retire' and Hardison finally convinces Eliot to participate more than just sending food along:

Year One:

  1. Despite carefully planning the perfect nonthreatening, unassuming, respectable civilian outfit, Eliot has to meet Nana for the first time with puffy curly hair and wearing an I Wuv Hugz teddy bear t-shirt

Year Two:

  1. They go turkey hunting with an uncle and Hardison accidentally shoots Eliot
  2. Foggy from painkillers he couldn't get out of taking under Nana's watchful eye, Eliot accidentally beats the crap out of one of Hardison's older siblings' asshole husband trying to sneak out of the house for a sidepiece hookup

Year Three:

  1. Eliot gets stuck in a little tykes toy car, and Hardison and Darryl have to cut him out of it.
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