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parker, hardison and eliot are in love
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In part 2 of Leverage Redemption, I'd really love to see a reprise of the moment in The Tower Job when Breanna bonks the dude with a stick and does like net zero damage and Eliots like breANNA NO, except she has been secretly (or maybe not secretly I'm not picky) working on her physical strength cause what they do is so unpredictable, and Eliot gets pinned somehow and is worried about the guy getting to Breanna, but she has a stick again and this time she fuckin ninja turtles the guy immediately and Eliot's like

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leverage-ot3

breanna squares the fuck up and eliot is a proud mama bear

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anyway harry wilson post leverage crew leaves a trail of unionized goons behind him on every con

eliot beats them up while criticizing their technique, then harry swoops in and asks them “do you feel you are being fairly compensated for your labor and would you like to talk about your rights as goons” and they just look at each other and shrug like. sure. this may as well happen too.

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Are we all in agreement that Harry’s family thinks he’s having a mid-life crisis and possibly an affair? I mean, he’s been accused of vandalizing an art piece in a museum, he’s taken an unexpected leave from his firm, he’s hanging out with these new people…

For your consideration, Breanna talks about this well meaning middle aged guy she works with but never mentions his name. So when she brings Harry’s daughter home things get humorous pretty quickly.

Queue scene, Breanna thinks the gang are out, so she brings her over but the crew are mid working on a disguise for a grift with Harry. The daughter is embarrassed but quietly amused because her Dad looks genuinely happy, Harry is all, “let me explain” and Breanna is mortified.

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breanna unknowingly dating harry’s daughter is what dreams (and memes) are made of

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hardison being able to explain to harry exactly what the process of redemption looks like because he’s seen eliot go through it, continues to see eliot go through it every day….how eliot wakes up every morning, even after over a decade of being on the right path and doing good for other people, and says “i have more to do, im not done”….

hardison learned about redemption from nana, but he’s intimately familiar with it because of eliot, and i…

this post had a point and i lost it halfway through, but like…do you know what i mean???

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The whole second episode is basically just confirming the ot3 like harrys lil “did I miss something?” and sophies “family business” shut up we know what’s happening

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parker, hardison, and eliot intentionally playing with harry as an initiation ritual 

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i’m just imagining that harry was super confused coming back from him and eliot helping hardison like “i could have sworn that hardison was dating parker but him and eliot were in each other’s back pockets the whole time and eliot’s bedroom was not slept in…. am i morally obligated to tell parker or is there something i’m missing” *remembers her threat to throw him off the roof* “yeah i’ll wait it out for a bit”

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hardison is going to be SO fucking disappointed to not only have missed out on eliot cosplaying, but being hot as all hell in a jousting match

headcanon:

parker gave sophie a button cam so that she could email it to hardison once the con was over you can’t change my mind

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Reasons Nate’s Not In The Reboot, Ranked for Funniness

He’s staying at home with the kids

6/10 funny, because Sophie will be on the phone like: no darling if Daddy says you’re not supposed to steal from the museum during the field trip you listen to him. This is when you case the place, and Aunt Parker will take you to steal what you want later. 

He’s staying home with Sophie’s new hobby, 15 extremely expensive and fancy cats

7/10 funny. How many of the cats are stolen? (All but one) Do they have fancy names? (Yes) Nate they need the fancy tuna, don’t forget to brush them every day.

He’s dead

1/10 funny but only if Sophie takes the new guy as her rebound boytoy

He’s actually just following Sterling around to annoy him

8/10 funny. Sterling comes back to his hotelroom to find Nate broke in just to brood in a corner because he said ‘Hello, Parker’ and THAT WAS OUR THING STERLING HOW COULD YOU

Nate’s role is just replaced by Old Nate The Painting

10/10 funny. Nobody mentions Actual Nate, they just put the painting in his chair. Parker will cock her head like she’s listening to it and be like: you’re right, we need to account for the personal assistant as well. 

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On the thought of things the crew has done, do you think anybody else knows about them pulling off a wire con in like 2 hrs? Like, I think even Caffrey took 2 days to do it.

I think it is probably one of the biggest pains in the entire crew’s ass that in order to continue operating the way they do, they more or less have to keep their damn mouths shut, no matter how very very impressive they are. It’s infuriating. Tara and Maggie are absolutely sick and tired of getting phone calls where all they do is listen to Sophie and Nate bragging for hours on end about what they’ve managed to pull off, because who the fuck else are they going to call?

The answer is Sterling and he’s about one phone call away from saying “screw it” and actively trying to kill them himself.

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Nate turns himself into interpol for the sole purpose of forcing Sterling to listen to his extremely long and detailed confession. In fact that’s why he’s not in the new show, he’s busy telling an increasingly frustrated Sterling beat by beat everything that happened in the first five seasons. Including the parts Sterling was THERE for.

Okay guys pack it up Sam’s figured out the best reason for Nate not being on the new show we’re done here

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I'm literally begging Dohn Dogers to give us Sterling back in the reboot please please please after the shit Mark had to wade through during his last stretch on SPN he deserves good fun show again.

But also

also?!?!

Pls consider Sterling's daughter being Breanna's girlfriend and all the possible reveals that could lead to.

EXACTLY.

You. You get me.

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innytoes

Okay so Breanna’s title is Maker, right? And I know they probably mean like, gadgets and drones and stuff. But who says she doesn’t make other stuff as well?

Breanna Casey has the best goddamn cosplay Halloween costumes on the entire block.

Breanna Casey got asked to skip one season of the highschool Battle Bot competition to ‘give the other kids a shot at winning’.

Breanna Casey makes delightful personalised bath bombs with little toys in the middle.

Breanna helps her smaller foster siblings with their science projects and yes, that 72 potato battery that ran an old Gameboy was Worth It.

Breanna made Parker a little friend for Hardy the robot.

Breanna made Eliot a Funko Pop version of Jacques Labert that he pretends not to like but that totally has a place of honour at the OT3 house.

Breanna made a little cartoon animation of Eliot going DAMMIT HARDISON. (Eliot has a special button on his phone that he can press and it will immediately pop up on Hardison’s phone, laptop, or the big screens.)

Breanna got bored and made an entire pin ball machine out of cardboard one day. She made a diorama of Hieronymus Bosch’s garden of earthly delights entirely with gummy bears. Macaroni art? Bitch please she recreated the Mona Lisa with stuff she found around Nana’s house.

Okay all of this EXCEPT Eliot doesn’t pretend to dislike the stuff Breanna makes him. He’s not openly excited, per say, but he doesn’t hide that he thinks it’s neat and cool. This has the two-fold benefit of welcoming Breanna into the family and getting under Hardison’s skin.

Okay you know what, scratch what I said, that is a way better idea.

Eliot: I love this Fun-go Pop Breanna made me. It’s neat. Hardison: *annoyed about so many different parts of that he doesn’t know where to start*

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at first, eliot doesn’t know exactly how to feel about breanna

she’s a good kid- slightly cynical about big corporations, but at this point that’s part of the job description

she’s all the snark and wit hardison has, but with somehow even more pop culture references, which is a feat within itself

sometimes he will be lurking like he does (“what, I’m a lurker, I lurk”) and she’ll plop down next to him about how he’s not ‘vibing’, whatever that means

and she will scream ‘yeet’ at him before throwing something at him to scramble graciously catch

sometimes she calls him a himbo which he doesn’t think is offensive but it feels like she’s still teasing him but whatever, water off a duck’s back- it’s harmless

he’s lost count of her saying variations of “let’s spill the tea” at briefings before putting the monitors on a slideshow of corruption

but there are other times when he sees that very same glint of mischief in her eyes that shine brightly in hardison’s and he knows their mark is in for it

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harry is the token straight who has lived his whole life being "yeah im straight ofc why wouldnt i be" and then hangs out with queer people for the first time in his life and had the "wait wait wait hold on wdym straight men dont look at other mens butts all the time" followed Directly by an episodes worth of reflection and then "i might be a little bisexual"

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I would LOVE for this concept to be canon

harry be like

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