WHAT IF CROOKSHANKS IS THE CAT LILY AND JAMES HAD AND IT WAS SO EAGER TO HELP SIRIUS IN POA BC HE WAS ITS OLD OWNER’S FRIEND AND PETER WAS THE PERSON WHO KILLED LILY AND JAMES SO CROOKSHANKS WANTED REVENGE
#this seems kinda implausible because i don't think cats lived that long#but there's something hilarious about a ginger cat lying in wait for over a decade#scheming for revenge#and biting all potential owners that come to the pet shop so he can go to the right one#and then hermione shows up- along with the annoying baby all grown up!#and the horrible rat all in one!#it takes nothing for crookshanks to charm hermione into bringing him home#people say he's better than james bomd and he quite agrees#and then crookshanks saves the world (or he would have#anyway#if those stupid humans hadn't messed things up)#the end#hp