you have a timeshare in my fever dream?

"u don't know my alphabet" is changing my brain chemistry as we speak i will start saying that every time someone wants me to label my sexuality despite me saying i don't fw that

this single interaction is altering my worldview. i thought i was alone

king rising 👑

The Living and the Dead (episode one)

fashion icons of camelot

My blog policy is If you see something, say something

Outstanding. This is what I’m talking about people.

ship so good, a future where they’re safe and retired is called an au

The Living and the Dead (episode two)

and with your help it can rack up 700k notes on tumblr in 2024

no tumblr this doesnt need tags im releasing it into the wild as god intended

Ted Pim (Irish, b. 1987, b. West Belfast, Ireland) - A Taste of Things to Come, 2021, Paintings: Oil on Canvas

what sucks about taking a shower is youre going to have to do it again. You did all that work and for what

Lilypads lake 🪷

Grasshopper's Dream Cafe Located: Jeongseon, South Korea

BUG SEX HEADQUARTERS

how DARE you try to leave this in the tags

i had a dream that time travel was invented and too many people choose to travel back in time to save the titanic from sinking (the question of whether unsinking of the titanic deserved so much attention in the face of human history was the subject of both heavy academic and online discourse), which caused a rift in the space-time-continuum that led to the titanic showing up indiscriminately all over the world’s oceans and sea in various states of sinking.

this caused a lot of issues both in terms of fixing said space-time-continuum and in terms of nautical navigation, and after a long and heavy battle in the international maritime organization it was decided that the bureaucratic burden of dealing with this was to be upon Ireland, much to their dismay. the Irish Government then released an app for all sailors and seafarers so they could report titanic sightings during their journeys, even though they heavily dissuaded you from reporting them given the paperwork it caused.

anyway i woke up with a clear image of the app in my head and needed to recreate it for all of you:

no you don't understand. i do international regulation of emerging technologies for a living. this WAS me stress dreaming about work

THIS HAS ABSOLUTELY MADE MY FUCKING DAY

BRO WHY DOES HE LOOK LIKE HES ABOUT TO BURST INTO TEARS 😭😭😭