I'm sorry Eliot and Hardison Did The HANDSHAKE IN SEASON ONE??? IN EPISODE 4???????
I thought they didn't start the handshake until al least season 2
But by the time of season ONE EPISODE 4 they had already figured out a secret handshake?? Like that's so amazing?? The budding friendship 🥺
I'm sorry Eliot and Hardison Did The HANDSHAKE IN SEASON ONE??? IN EPISODE 4???????
ever since finding you i have been obsessed with the entire existence of moreau/eliot and i want to know everything you think. what I’m thinking about rn tho is I saw a post like why didn't anyone in the warehouse shoot eliot first. but then I saw a post about how the elevator henchmen were like nope not fighting the eliot spencer and now I can’t stop thinking about w/if no one in the bad guy community wants to be the one to take down eliot (and maybe that’s bc of who he was to moreau??)
1) welcome to the moreau(/&+)eliot hellzone i hope you enjoy (?) your stay
2) i am thrilled and delighted by the phrasing of "The Bad Guy Community"
3) YEAH. GOOD THOUGHT. I THINK ABOUT THIS A LOT
like. okay. okay. so there are a few things happening here. because the generic goons don't shoot eliot. but also, CHAPMAN SPECIFICALLY doesn't shoot eliot, and i almost think that's more important
(okay and like. you know, doylist explanation, the show doesn't want to actually kill eliot off and chris kane gets a cool dramatic moment etc etc but moving on. okay)
nonsense under the readmore :^)
past-eliot/moreau is fun bc it’s like. mutually unrequited except it’s not but it is but it’s not. yes it isn’t. different flavours of mutually unrequited obsession. there is so much happening but whether a feeling may or may not be part of that is anyone’s fucking guess
every single day i think abt moreau saying that people are either assets or liabilities, and that the only way to deal with a liability is to kill them, and every day I think about eliot having chapman’s job and moreaus trust and then LEAVING and LIVING and NEGOTIATING WITH THE GUY LATER what the fuck is going on here. what is going on here. can you see my conspiracy board do u need me to zoom out is it all in frame I am Spiralling EVERY DAY I THI
its like. people are objects but THIS object is INTERESTING hes VERY good at what he does, and "what he does" is...everything?? very well??? everything????? unmatched universal competency? hes a charming little soft-spoken murder cowboy with minor expertise in All Fields. and people are objects and trust is a grift, right, trust is a fake thing you can use to get what you want from idiots, but there's no reality where eliot spencer will turn on you and that's Something. It's. Something. it's Something
meanwhile eliot's hit rock bottom and is just desperately slamming the Devotion button in his brain like "is this anything. does this feel like anything. clickclickclickclickclick is this anyth—"
Love these tags
The S stands for Spencer
