But when the world needed him most…..

I ain never seen a slinky trick in my life.

I was taking pictures of some leaves and this cat appeared out of nowhere and just walked right into one of my shots….an autumn miracle…

Reblog for an autumn miracle

Wholesome baby witch

Art by @/klegsart on Instagram 

Music:  junior state - Levitate [full EP]

My money says that’s what plesiosaurs were like: fast underwater, extra padding for buoyancy, long neck. Look at their skeletons!

It’s just like this:

They’re basically large horizontal penguins with a long tail and spiky teeth.

OH SHIT THEY PENGUINS!!

I hate that people keep insisting that Kristen Stewart is a lesbian even though she's flat out said she's bisexual, that she sees sexuality as grey and fluid, that she's not strictly homosexual or heterosexual, and that she would definitely date a guy again; like the list goes on. I think it's the fact that she's also so visibly gnc and people still can't concieve that bisexuality isn't just gay lite? Like as much as she may "look" like a lesbian, she's a gnc bi woman and I think it's cool that there's that kind of rep bc a lot of the bi women the media puts in the spot light are mostly high fem. That doesn't mean that rep is meaningless but I can count on one hand the amount of andro/masc leaning bi women that are in the public eye.

I also know the other reason why a lot of people keep labeling her as a lesbian is because she's visibly only been dating women recently, but you don't have to switch the gender of your s/o every other month to prove you're still bi like. That's elementary basics of bisexuality. Especially if said person in question, again, has stated several times that they're not a lesbian or straight... 🤔

It’s almost like there’s a history (Freddie Mercury) of people (David Bowie) ignoring when people (Megan Fox) say they’re bisexual (Katharine Hepburn), and talking about them (Chuck Tingle) as if they’re definitely gay (Cynthia Nixon) or definitely (Lady Gaga) straight.

I have (Billy) absolutely no idea (Joe) what you could possibly mean (Armstrong)

Identifying xNTPs

- seem popular when you first look at them, probably attractive (it’s that pouty lip lifestyle)

- then you realize that they don’t talk to people

- then you realize that when they do talk, they talk really loudly

- then you realize, when they talk to their close friends, they won’t shut up

- except for when they’re silent for three months at a time

- then you get slapped w/ the fact that they’re A NERD (and proud of it)

- OR you never find out they’re a nerd and think everyone else is delusional for treating them like they’re the most intelligent person on the planet when clearly, this person is a big dumbass

- probably waiting for someone to do or say something interesting

- might be surrounded by people but always on the outside of the circle or latched onto one person 

- EYE CONTACT. Hands down, the easiest way to know assuming they have already acknowledged your existence. I personally don’t know what to do with my eyes during a conversation so I don’t really look away. Only look at you if they’re interested. 

- “No, oh wait, maybe…” is their go-to response (a conversation btwn INTPs is like so: “no, for this reason-” “no, you’re wrong because-” “no, because-” “no, I’m correct”)

- often really bored by whatever is happening outside of their head so they either won’t engage or will try to start a game or something

- always known as the funny friend

- easily annoyed, famous for glares, sometimes it’s meant as a joke

- in class, they wait for someone else to answer the teacher’s questions first before deciding they’ll take initiative when no one else does  — > applies to most things

- cuddly but in a particular way, likely want to be the one to initiate all forms of bodily contact once they’re close to you

- might not even like cats but 100% of people will read them as a cat-person

- intelligent but forgets a lot of shit because they just don’t care enough or haven’t had to remember that piece of knowledge in 3 yrs. 

- when they’re passionate, they’re all in, the edge of the multiverse is the limit / when they’re not, they’re gonna sleep for the next 100 yrs. and will growl at you if you wake them

- may wake up early but won’t do anything until 7:00PM-4:00 AM because it’s peak performance hour

- great at finding other people’s stuff, great at losing their own

- respond to your questions like a CIA agent, you’re on a need to know basis 

- but also will randomly spill all their secrets at 3 AM

- when someone says they’re friends w/ them they respond either like 1) “we’re friends?” *confusion* or 2) “we’ve been in love since we met” 

- their good friends know who their crush is before they know

- text you immediately but often forget you exist if you don’t constantly remind them (it’s okay, they forget they exist)

- love you lots but are also trying not to be too attached

- kinda nice but also analyzing your every move and storing it in their mental bank 

- they will remember really specific things about you and will either use this to tell when you’re lying or to get you great birthday presents

- don’t trust you but supposedly they should give people the benefit of the doubt

- if you insult them, they will look at you blankly because they’re trying to figure out if you meant that as an insult, if they care about you, and if they care at all

- competitive but unmotivated at the same time

- play hard, play hard some more, continue to play, work non-stop for 22 hrs.  until something is perfect, never work again

ENTPs getting emotionally invested during movies, shows, or videogames:

ENTPs dealing with literally anything in their actual life:

i had a dream about fucking… vampire discourse on tumblr like;

“reminder that blood sucker is a slur”

“vamp-born-vamps are valid if u got bitten later in life you’re not part of the vamp community” 

“support vamps who drink human blood, support vamps who drink animal blood, support vamps who drink animal and human blood”

“half bloods who are human presenting don’t belong in the community”

fantasy tumblr would be fucking insufferable

god can you even imagine

“If you only have two legs you’re human-passing and don’t belong in the fantasy community”

“What about satyrs?’

“You can wear shoes”

“Just a reminder that if you appropriate mermaid culture you’re a piece of shit”

“Actually we don’t mind because a lot of our culture comes from humans”

“Shapeshifters aren’t valid because they can be human if they want”

Oh my god it gets worse and worse

Listen Sweaty :) :) :) Bigfoots and Jersey Devils aren’t REAL mythfolk :) :) You r just confuused humans :)))

stop fetishizing incubi

stop fetishizing incubi

stop fetishizing incubi

stop fetishizing incubi

stop fetishizing incubi

stop fetishizing incubi

ONLY 👏FAIRIES 👏CAN 👏MAKE 👏FAIRY 👏RINGS

Why the FUCK did no one tag me in this

Werewolves are still werewolves no matter what form they’re in. We don’t stop being werewolves when we’re in human form, we don’t stop being werewolves when we’re in wolf form. Stop werewolf erasure!

Listen, I’ve been in a committed relationship with a selkie for over ten years.  I can tell you that whole hiding-the-pelt-thing is total bullshit.  If he wanted to leave he could, I am not holding him hostage.  Please, stop spreading this hurtful misinformation.

Support veelas who dance naked at the crossroads

Support veelas who seduce random townspeople

Support veelas who take shepherds as lovers

STOP SLUT SHAMING VEELAS!!!!!!!

friendly reminder that “ghost” is a term reserved for noncorporeals. if you’re semicorporeal you’re a poltergeist. stop calling poltergeists ghosts.

destroy the idea that zombies “need” to eat brains

some zombies can’t eat brains due to physical conditions that make them too weak to gnaw through the skull

some zombies can’t digest them

some zombies just don’t like the taste

all of these zombies are STILL VALID

DONT 👏 HOARD 👏 ITEMS 👏 UNLESS 👏 YOU 👏 A 👏 DRAGON

This post gets worse every time I see it

OhmyGOD

LET👏SHIFTERS👏INTO👏THE👏COMMUNITY👏👏👏👏 THIS INCLUDES ALL SHIFTERS!👏👏👏👏👏👏👏

hydras with nine heads are just as valid as hydras with twenty

hydras with nine heads are just as valid as hydras with twenty

hydras with nine heads are just as valid as hydras with twenty

hydras with nine heads are just as valid as hydras with twenty

hydras with nine heads are just as valid as hydras with twenty

hydras with nine heads are just as valid as hydras with twenty

DONT👏WEAR👏FLOWER👏CROWNS👏UNLESS👏YOU👏ARE👏A👏WOODLAND👏CREATURE

ROBOTS. ARE. NOT. ALL. SERVICE. WORKERS.

STOP ASKING ROBOTS WHERE TO FIND THINGS IN SUPERMARKETS

stop calling demons evil just because they defied an oppressive system

demigods have a right to both halves of their heritage!

Quit excluding Centaurs because they’re half human!

Not ALL lamiae eat children! Stop stereotyping!

#NotAllGiants say Fee Fi Fo Fum #NotAllGiants can smell the blood of Englishmen #NotAllGiants grind bones to make their bread #NotAllGiants!

oh my god @overexciteddragon

WHY DID YOU TAG ME ON THIS BUT ALSO I HAVE THE NEED TO READ AN ENTIRE FUCKING NOVEL SERIES

if you ask a futakuchi-onna about her other mouth then you are an asshole

if you ask a futakuchi-onna about her other mouth then you are an asshole

if you ask a futakuchi-onna about her other mouth then you are an asshole

if you ask a futakuchi-onna about her other mouth then you are an asshole

if you ask a futakuchi-onna about her other mouth then you are an asshole

if you ask a futakuchi-onna about her other mouth then you are an asshole

if you ask a futakuchi-onna about her other mouth then you are an asshole

This is just discourse in the world of that new Pixar movie, Onward.

!!!

Stop. Calling. Naga. Sea. Dragons!

It erases the Naga culture and needs to stop!

#nagaerasure

What We Do in the Shadows: Social Media Edition

DRAGONS FROM ALL CULTURES ARE VALID

DRGAONS FROM ALL CULTURES ARE VALID

DRAGONS FROM ALL CULTURES ARE VALID

DRAGONS FROM ALL CULTURES ARE VALID

DRAGONS FROM ALL CULTURES ARE VALID

DRAGONS FROM ALL CULTURES ARE VALID

It got worse

IF YOU’RE NOT PART SERPENT YOU DON’T GET TO USE “SNEK”

ONLY LAMIAS AND NAGAS CAN CALL EACH OTHER SNEKS

edit: ok basilisks can too, thanks @ deadlysmile

edit 2: ouroboros are VALID

edit 3: guys please stop sending me asks with other very fine serpentine creatures I made this post after a group of h*mans called me a snek ok i was distraught and i might have eaten one and i rly dont need this tension rn

EDIT 4: MERFOLK ARE NOT EXEMPT I DON’T CARE IF YOU HAVE AN EEL FRIEND

( @dovewithscales it grew again, have you seen it in awhile? )

Ye gods, this again. Guys for the last time, demon is just a corruption of the Greek word for spirit, daemon. They’re not evil.

Neither daemon nor tulpa have anything to do with servitors.

Medusa isn’t a type of creature it’s the name of a goddess. The creature type is a gorgon.

Budge and Bulfinch are garbage. Stop quoting them.

The Minotaur did nothing wrong. Theseus was just a dick.

And for fuck’s sake wyverns are dragons.

Don’t call Fae folk fairies unless you’re fae

OH MY GOD THIS IS GREAT

@messynogenderpotato thought you’d like this

OH MY GODS I LOVE THIS THANK YOU

Curseborns belong in the community too! They didn’t ask to be born with a curse! Human curseborns are valid! Stop excluding them because they’re “Too human” or “not really fantasy”~

@freakofandoms what if this also happened in the rp lmao

Stop the undead discrimination

@eroticcannibal it you

stop asking ghosts about their past lives!!!!!!

that’s a very personal subject and just none of ur business!

and you dont ask why they became a ghost either!!! smh, you dumbasses

I had to read this shit with my own two eyes

NYMPHS AND FAIRIES ARE

D I F F E R E N T

stop fucking calling Nymphs fairies you fucking uncultured yeti looking asses.

All the h*mans need to learn this!!

for fucking real! next the are going to call dark elves vampires!

What if they start calling mermaids sirens?! This is a result of poor education on important topics. This problem needs to be fixed IMMEDIATELY.

Oh sweetie…I’m so sorry to tell you this..They do call mermaids sirens…

Mermaids are not sirens

Mermaids are not sirens

Mermaids are not sirens

Mermaids are not sirens

Mermaids are not sirens

Mermaids are not sirens

And to all mermaids and sirens reading this if a delusional h*man called you one or the other sweetie I’m so sorry ily

Witches don’t want to curse you unless you’re an asshole! We’re just Midwives with magic shut the fuck up!

Stop assuming witches,wizards and warlocks are the same!!! It is very personal for each member of the magic community!!!!

For the love of hell

Stop associating and sexualizing cat-like creatures to nekos

Fucking assholes

Witch is gender neutral!

every woman on tumblr should have this on their dash

And every man

Look how nobody’s yelling or arguing or making things into a competition. Look how this is to straight up educate people through a different perspective. Look how effective that makes the message.

The last one really hit me. I never really thought about something like that could actually impact a woman’s life. Damn…

Every person.

The last one made me cry a bit

Just a reminder to check if you are accidentally using your data and not your wifi so you can swap back over

One of these days, there needs to be an otome game with an MC who reacts like a bold American woman. Nobunaga wants me to give him sake from my lips? Fuck yeah, gimme the fucking bottle. Masamune wants to get down and dirty in a field somewhere? Sign me up. Arthur wants to bite me again? Please do.

I need this fucking shield

This is my friend Durin!

Reblog to honor Durin

@warriormale

This is the back of Durin’s shield, bearing the names of abuse victims who have given him permission to fight in their honor.

Durin is an amazing man.

@we-are-knight

God, this makes me want a shield even more...

Keira Knightley talks about Pirates of the Caribbean and her boobs.

Oh I love her

they also digitally enhanced her boobs for the King Arthur movie poster which she responded with “comes from market research that clearly shows that other women refuse to look at famous actresses and stars with small breasts.”