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really bad iwtv edits and shitposts

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Lestat is a bitch ass hoe (affectionate). side blog of @xx-rayne-or-shine-xx
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jeyneofpoole

THIS IS BORING! YOU’RE BORING! YOU. ARE SO. BORING! COLORLESS, FLAVORLESS, DULL. DULL. DULL NIGHTS, DULL WEEKS, DULL MONTHS, DULL AS FUCK! SUFFOCATION BY THE WORLDS’ SOFTEST, BEIGEST PILLOW! THE TEN HOURS I SPENT WITH THAT BOY WERE MORE EXCITING. WERE MORE FASCINATING! THAN DECADES WITH YOU! OH THERE IT IS. THE HALF BLANK, HALF APOCALYPTIC LOOK. BUT WHAT DOES IT MEAN TONIGHT, HUH? DO YOU WANNA LICK MY BOOTS? OR CHOP MY HANDS OFF? IS IT THE GREMLIN OR THE GOOD NURSE TONIGHT? HUH? PICKIN’ LINT OFF THE SOFA? OKAY, OKAY. LET’S WAKE THE BOY UP, AND LET’S TRY YOU. I’M THE VAMPIRE ARMAND AND MY DADDY VAMPIRE GROOMED ME INTO A LITTLE BITCH!

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I understand that from a costume design point of view the combined effect of the turtle neck and his hairstyle make his face look like an otherworldly thing emerging from the void; and the shoulder pads of the coat give him a much more strong presence than his usual billowy jackets.

But, Armand, my beloved monster, why are you wearing a turtle neck AND a coat IN DUBAI?

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lestatitties

It's because he's gay. Like yes costume design. But I know so many gay people who would dress like this just because. Hell I even do it. Being Armand means you must be a little bit extra to avoid being called a beige pillow again.

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