“Parasite-in-chief and her idiot hat” is like the 7 most important words a human has ever spoken thank you christopher eccleston

Every photo of Johnny Cash and Bob Dylan together looks like a a respectable mafia boss father named Giovanni and his weird son who bites sometimes

Yeahhhh, you're right

Interview With the Vampire (2022) || The Taming of the Shrew by William Shakespeare

My absolute hottest take is that, from a culturally relative perspective, no food is bad. None of it. It's an expression of culture, art, history, ecology, material conditions, subjective taste. It's all inedible pap to somebody and the taste of childhood for someone else. Americans be eating cheesed burger. Pea wet is as good as gravy in Wigan. The French eat snails and the Inuit eat seal, the Germans eat sauerkraut and the Russians drink kvass, the Inca ate cavy and the Romans ate flamingo. People around the world have been eagerly awaiting their serving of simple bread or thin porridge or fermented milk product or pickled whatever-the-fuck since we learned to cook food over fire. We all love the slop we grew up eating. Food is a reflection of millennia of culture and loving human artistic expression. Attempting to extrapolate largely harmless online food banter into actual serious comparative rankings or half-baked critical analyses of cultures based on how much you subjectively don't like what they eat is a miserable way to live. Live a little. Peace and love on the only planet with food.

This is a post of critical support for bland English cuisine and unhinged Brazilian pizzas and everything else I don't understand. Turning food, something literally every person on earth enjoys, into a moral or cultural judgement is, well, if it's not full-blown reactionary and parochial... then it's at least kind of nasty, huh?

Armand 🙏

every year i am shocked by some of the men that the general public consider the sexiest men alive

thinkign about characters i like being sweet and tender with each other

some fucking resources for all ur writing fuckin needs

* body language masterlist

* a translator that doesn’t eat ass like google translate does

* a reverse dictionary for when ur brain freezes

* 550 words to say instead of fuckin said

* 638 character traits for when ur brain freezes again

* some more body language help

(hope this helps some ppl)

THANK YOU

Butter on toast is such a simple joy

in the Dubai scenes Armand is implicitly trying to dress sexy which is crazy partly bcus that implies that when choosing his outfits to be sexually appealing Armand doesn’t wear socks and always wears pants that are slightly too short so that his ankles will be on display. I wonder if that has anything to do with how Marius didn’t allow Armand to wear boots because he liked to look at his ankles so much because he had a huge foot fetish (canon information told to us in the vampire Armand) (I’m not kidding)

i Wonder what mental illness “when I pretend to be my current boyfriends servant I make sure to display my ankles because my former master was rlly turned on by my feet” is a symptom of

me when the devastating fanfic I chose to read is actually devastating

"In her book "Girls Who Like Boys Who Like Boys", Lucy Neville argues that male-male erotica, Boys Love, slashfic, yaoi are very popular among women in part because they make more space for versatility and fluidity than heterosexual conventions will allow.

If women were submissive by nature, why would they sexually identify with men to this extent?"

Source: Twilight | ContraPoints

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