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Why do so many people make tiktoks while they're clearly driving. What the fuck. Stop that shit, you're gonna kill someone.

I think people online treat driving too casually tbh, like there was a poll about people's bad habits while driving and they weren't bad habits or problematic or whatever, they were all things that literally kill people every single day. You are driving a massive vehicle that can very easily turn into a murder weapon with your carelessness, take this shit seriously.

"Haha I never use my turn signals" you are going to kill someone.

"I don't do full stops at stop signs lol" you are going to kill someone.

"Sometimes I text while I'm driving 🤭" YOU ARE GOING TO KILL SOMEONE.

Also people who speed up or suddenly stop or swerve a lot to freak out someone in the car for fun: it stops being funny when you get into a car accident because of it. Just so you know.

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It’s wild to me to see transvestigator conspiracy theories online that could be so easily explained by natural human variation. That woman has a deep voice? Yeah, sometimes they do. A woman has broad shoulders?? Maybe she plays rugby or hits the gym a fuckton. There’s a “bulge” in her tight pants?? Maybe her vulva is just fat. All the “markers” of trans woman that transvestigators use to harass any woman aren’t even things unique to trans women.

Transphobes talk about women like they’re Barbies. Have you forgotten the existence of cameltoe? Tiny boobs? Narrow hips? Broad shoulders? Why do you think choirs have altos and not just sopranos? What do you think female athletes look like? Do you think a woman that lifts weights and plays contact sports will look like a 90s supermodel? At what point in history did we collectively forget that human bodies have natural variability???

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Love how the four options after gay divorce are Jesus, dictator, emo, and existential horror

How do you become a dictator? What is there for you to dictate when you are the dictated?

*looks under conventionally place rock and yells* IS THERE SOMETHING TO DICTATOR HERE??? *listens for little bit then gets bit on the ear by a snake and fucking dies*

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"i just choose which guy to like based on which one is better than the rest"

"i just choose which guy to like based on which one is better than the rest"

"i just choose which guy to like based on which one is better than the rest"

girl.....thats not....how it works....

Thats if anything. How you get no guy to like you.

she's dated 6 guys with that mindset im scared to find out how many people had a crush on her

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where did that anon come from and why would they think that 😭

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Dunno, maybe they thought they were getting at something. Probably a bot account or someone in their mothers basement. Eitherway they havent tried talking to me at all so they must've realized they were in the wrong. Unless they are a pedophile trying to defend pedophiles. Cause i do promote genocide against child diddlers. But nobody else.

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