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lesbian leg-breaker

@lesbianlegbreaker / lesbianlegbreaker.tumblr.com

Jo, cis, she/her, adult. Stealth Nebula on ao3. I make things! And have a wishlist.
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I will forever be doomed to like a group of thieves with a strong trio base in which one is a stealthy pure bean that will stab you, one is another pure bean with some crafty skills and a natural charm that will make you melt, and a rabid raccoon that will hunt you down and make you wish you were never born for even looking at the other two wrong.

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"Kaz and Inej wouldn't get married" she's religious and he wants the tax incentives, what's not clicking

An excellent addition, but unlike Al Capone, Kaz knows tax evasion is how they get you

Kaz would be the master of tax avoidance (that’s when you legally figure out how to pay as little as possible), just like the merchers he dresses like.

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cladelle
“She’d laughed, and if he could have bottled the sound and gotten drunk on it every night, he would have.”

I animated the scene from Leigh Bardugo’s Six of Crows where Kaz is remembering Inej’s hair blowing in the wind and has some ~feelings~. The animation is a little clunky but you get the gist.

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nothewraith

wait i think ive already made this post but the only soc adaptation i want would be kaz doing ferris bueller style exposition to the camera to explain his tricks/heist/etc but then doing something completely different because he doesnt even trust the fourth wall

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mirkwoodest

I'm still processing how fucking funny it was to watch the Crows run around during the events of Shadow and Bone. Like on the one hand they accomplished pretty much NOTHING they set out to accomplish and every single one of their plans went horribly awry, but on the other hand??? They snuck into the little palace? Inej killed TWO Inferni? They carjacked the Darkling? Jesper went up against a heartrender who had on a bullet-proof kefta with a gun and won? The Darkling tried to use the cut on Kaz and he got out of it with what was basically a magic trick? They snuck onto the skiff? Inej STABBED the Darkling? Kaz fought off a fricking Volcra with his CANE? Accomplishing nothing but with STUNNING proficiency. And at the end Alina's just like "gotta appreciate the effort, fam. Have these priceless jewels and go back to being crime lords in Ketterdam, please."

lol this has to be the first time someone has responded to a post i've written with a meme i've made 😄

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remember when kaz brekker told inej ghafa he refused to be the one to mark her body after everything she had been through?? because i sure do. the tattoo was mandatory for everyone in the dregs except her bc self-proclaimed monster kaz brekker had the decency to respect her past trauma & he didnt want her to feel like anyone owned her. and the first thing he did after purchasing her indenture was get her proper clothes?? and a knife??? lbr when will your fave ever

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