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2010. A Japanese woman sits down to take photos of her shiba inu dog for her blog. Suddenly, a man leaps out of a time portal. "Sorry, I can't let you do this. I cannot tell you why." She asks: "Is it forbidden knowledge from the future?" He sighs: "No, it's just too fucking stupid to explain."

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genius.com makes sense in its original form as a website focused on annotation & interpretation for specifically rap/hip hop music because hip hop is an inherently intertextual genre that makes prolific use of samples & interpolation, wordplay, references to other artists and their works, etc so having a website to explain all of those things to listeners was a genuinely clever and useful concept. but to put it plainly as a human race we were not meant to apply that level of analysis to figuring out whether taste by sabrina carpenter is about shawn mendes and camila cabello

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I did a bad job at being a supervisor today and I know I stressed my staff out but honestly that’s their problem and not mine

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Two middle aged men at school (janitor and gym teacher) were creepy to me today and I’m gaslighting myself about it but no they were weird (winking at me and putting his hand on my shoulder for an extended period of time) men are pigs

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Do you guys think I should tell my therapist about having a dream where I had sex with a woman and then my mouth and vagina started bleeding profusely

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