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31. Late Italian Renaissance Feminist Art Historian @ a university + Critical Museologist @ a museum. I ❤️ Butch Lesbians
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I keep having war flashbacks to that nightmare date where that extremely nervous woman said was that she was cooking a soup dinner for her friends but she thought it was going to be a hysterical hit for some reason. and was upset that I did not laugh about that

why do terminally online white people think saying normal things in a weird voice makes it funny. that isn't what comedy is it's just annoying. you have to MAKE an actual joke.

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"just hold your nose and bite down on the moderate rapist that nobody likes, because he is the only one who is middling enough to beat trump, and we will agree on a new candidate by 2024"

but that dilapidated old bastard ran AGAIN, mumbled like a sad bumbling idiot on camera in front of the entire county, loudly refused to give up power to the disdain of the entire country, and finally gave kamala half a summer to campaign. And 10 million Biden voters didn't think that was good enough. But conservatives just kept doing the exact same thing in the exact same numbers and won.

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Anonymous asked:

What kind of Chinese medical spa do you go to for rejuvenation? I'm soooooooo burnt out, I need it

its a nice pressure massage spa that does medicated facials and the therapists scrub your skin with herbs

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have you seen/heard the whole “your body, my choice” thing on twitter started by that fuentes fuck?

no my students are good kids they don't say stupid shit like that. I hope he gets killed violently

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sanders: Harris and the dems never campaigned for uneducated people who starve on $15/hr

Dems: shut the fuck up idiot you are being a misogynist. unlike Biden the rapist, my lord and savior

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I hate that so many progressive anti feminists are pretending to speak out against 4b because they’re ‘protecting’ women like it’s so condescending and insulting. Now that it’s taking off and women from all over are interested, it’s suddenly oh so evil and ‘misandrist’ (lol) and homophobic and transphobic. i saw someone claim separatism (not even lesbians just women in general) was anti male terf ideology which like what?! they’ll say anything to keep women from uniting. it’s so desperate and stupid.

Yeah this is because American women are trained to be individualistic and are largely protecting the best interests of men above women's. You tell them to stop centering men and they react like it's an attack against themselves, that you're being mean to them for preferring men. they are misogynistic because of deep brainwashing and the only thing to do is keep solidarity with them in spite of it

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you can tell a woman "giving up your time, effort, money, energy, assistance, and bodily autonomy to a man is of no value to your life or your growth, you just feel compelled to follow your strict sociological programming. romantic love is not able to sustain an equitable relationship. you deserve to center women and your own needs in the front of your life because devoting chunks of yourself to suit men, to service the patriarchy, is going to kill you"

and they say you're right because they obviously know all of this but don't think these words sound nice or pleasant. So they just disregard this awareness as being mean and making them feel bad and then they hide the leech man destroying their self confidence off of social media and etc. Girl you feel bad because being obsessed with men was never making you feel happy in the first place.

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lol male artists/historians are so full of bullshit. "we don't have enough space for feminism so we can't. mention it"

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Anonymous asked:

Can I ask for your take on the Mona Lisa is so popular? There’s so many other great paintings in the louvre but the Mona Lisa has that queue and everything

easy tumblr answer: People in the Renaissance were wowed by Leonardo's being declared 2nd place in vasari's competition, his 2d optical illusions, superior anatomy, and his new oil techniques looked so realistic. People are interested in Lisa now because of her massive pop culture history and the social capital you can get by visiting her. mostly because of Warhol and other pop art and the big museum heists, she is in every major TV show, movie, cartoon, comic book. Lisa and that one section of the Sistine chapel on the ceiling are the only 2 complete ren paintings most people know about. And you can only take a selfie with one :)

art history 101 answer: leonardo came closest to finishing 3 portraits, Lisa is the most mature surviving example of his unique sfumato oil colore technique which he developed in conversation with the Dutch, Flemish, and German masters. Leonardo's major invenzione, first with his intellectual humanist friend Ginevra, is that he painted women's eyes and head in 3/4 towards the viewer instead of demure and downwards or in a profile box (Botticelli was the worst at the objectifying 'women in frames' topos). (I don't think Leonardo is "protofeminist" because men are not feminists. he was a supporter of women)

Leonardo was sensitive and excited to paint a portrait for a real love marriage, Lisa and Francesco del Giocondo, which was super rare in the Renaissance. he was extremely interested in capturing female interiority and inner psychology, not interested in the sexy blondeness of petrarchan beauties or idealizing women at all, just their realistic faces and the depth behind their eyes (but also he was just not sexually interested in women which is a huge factor). He cleverly added her new surname in the portrait with the smile, Giocondo means to be happy :)

He carried it everywhere and kept experimenting with it as his passion project because Lisa ultimately didn't want it in her house anymore. maybe she wasn't so happily married to the creepy older guy in her neighborhood. :(

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Anonymous asked:

I hate that so many progressive anti feminists are pretending to speak out against 4b because they’re ‘protecting’ women like it’s so condescending and insulting. Now that it’s taking off and women from all over are interested, it’s suddenly oh so evil and ‘misandrist’ (lol) and homophobic and transphobic. i saw someone claim separatism (not even lesbians just women in general) was anti male terf ideology which like what?! they’ll say anything to keep women from uniting. it’s so desperate and stupid.

Yeah this is because American women are trained to be individualistic and are largely protecting the best interests of men above women's. You tell them to stop centering men and they react like it's an attack against themselves, that you're being mean to them for preferring men. they are misogynistic because of deep brainwashing and the only thing to do is keep solidarity with them in spite of it

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nutritional yeast is cursed to be extremely delicious especially if you're b12 deficient and you WANT to ravenously devour that scrumptious bacteria but you just, cant. It's too powdery. you can't chew or eat it without buttery toast or popcorn or something for it to grab on to

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why do masc bi women make me so insane grrrrr

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3 days off of coffee I feel like a crackhead now. my bitter stimulant juice........

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much better footage of the haka that shut down parliament today

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the immense POWER radiating from this!!!

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