Orb Land, Land of the Orbs

thinking about hardison's nana and the fbi. they show up, she invites them in for tea and skillfully dodges their questions. plays up the flustered old lady act and they leave with cookies but no answers.

she raised two high-level hackers, she's definitely on some kind of invented-just-for-her watchlist. they track her internet activity but she posts "how to google" on facebook and nobody's sure if it's real or not (including hardison)

I'm so sorry

“gender envy” this “gender envy” that,,, sir that man is a senior citizen

I don't plan on being 19 - 24 forever ????? Gender investment.

Gender compounding interest. Gender dividends.

Gender retirement plan

remember that catfish episode where she catfished her cousin bc he called her a fat ass kelly price 3 years ago

You know what else she did, she bloody did a horror movie plot twist, where she called the show to investigate whomever was cat fishing her cousin, so basically everyone that they were investigating to the cat fish was a red herring by her, leading to the climax of the episode where it was revealed that she was the one cat fishing him lol

Gone Girl (2014), David Fincher

why do all the words sound heavier in my native language?

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i want a typical Con Artist Movie where the protagonist sets out to create your standard pyramid scheme, but they have adhd and out of pure boredom end up redesigning the generic tupperware/vitamin supplements/essential oils etc they were originally selling. by complete accident they end up inventing useful products and a legitimate business model, while skillfully evading the Federal Trade Commission--by sneakily obeying all laws and regulations. the entire narrative is told in the style of a heist film

Every Non-ADHD Person: Wait, what? That doesn’t even make sense.

Every ADHD Person Ever: Finally, a realistic take on ADHD.  That’s like the time I....

My dad was dealing with some mixed feelings so I told him "In therapy when something is too complicated to do a simple 'pro and contra list' we sometimes do an excercise where you imagine all these mixed feelings around a table in some kind of conference, letting each tell their bit and you leading the debate."

and my dad didn't really respond and just stared ahead so I kept preparing lunch. Until a few minutes later when he suddenly piped up: "I am having a bad time at the conference"

Remember when Rush Limbaugh said Natives were to blame for white men dying from lung cancer because of tobacco, so on behalf of all Natives, WE GOT HIM!

I think it'd be really funny if you could be honest when applying for jobs though. Like hi I'm so fucking autistic. I hate standing up for long periods of time and I don't work well in groups. I resent your establishment and all it stands for but I need money to live. Hire me please god hire me I can't keep living with my parents. Because I'm transgender. Okay fuck you email me back. God bless

Liking this new phase in the twitterpocalypse

They chose violence <3

playing spot the newcomer is easy because they’re the mfs who censor everything

“unalive” “k!ll” you can be free here. loosen up

i dont know how to break this to you but saying the word kill will not influence that

I've got another wild surprise for you about how Tumblr works.

I'm so glad to see @firefox-official can be trusted, thanks to those important blue internet checkmarks

annoying disability tropes in media

hey kids this idea needs some more nuance

If Batman and Spider-Man switched rogues galleries none of their villains would last more than ten minutes against the new enemy

Batman takes down all of Spider-Man’s villains with ruthless efficiency and preparation

Batman’s villains are all like “TAKE ME SERIOUSLY DAMMIT” and Spider-Man is like “No 😜”

The Joker would have an intense hatred for Spider-Man because Spider-Man is actually funny

That was the exact thought process behind this post

In Gotham:

“Riddle me this-”

“I like knock knock jokes better.”

In New York: 

Green Goblin is getting his ass beat by 12 orphans in spandex

[ID: an instagram comment by pun_intended24 that reads: “Batman’s villains are all theatre majors, Spider-Man’s villains are all STEM majors. Only by being matched up against their kryptonites- a STEM major that’s funnier than them and a theatre major with better critical thinking than them, respectively, can they truly be defeated.” end ID]