eating paint

and i will continue to make fucking noise about the fact our representation is disappearing rapidly during a key moment in history!!

How does superglue REFUSE to come out of the tube when you're actively trying to get some out, but as soon as you give up and put it down, the damn thing decides it's time to do world's best pineapple-with-a-werewolf-boyfriend -impression?

This website makes it impossible to communicate with normal people.

the "canon isn't real we make our own rules" to "i am begging you people to revisit the source material" pipeline

#you have to know the rules so you can break them with intention and precision#otherwise your work will never be truly transformative

literally the first step in jazz is to get the original piece down, that's the only way you can riff in a way that works

I still find it hilarious he turned regular apples into... apples

why is central asia free of military bases?

China and Russia.

[tumblr] is a beautiful website where all kinds of people come to diversify their echolalia

we are gonna be vacuuming up this post for the next five years

He will as soon as he figures out his foot

The fact that homelessness is controversial tells you everything you need to know about conservatives.

Tboy shaved his bush 10 million dead 2000 injured 200 angels lost wings

"use chatgpt" that's the devil talking. buy four caffeinated drinks and pull an all nighter. this is the way.

i may lose 5% for a late submission, but at least no one can deny that i wrote it with my own tits i mean brain