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Sobre

@lejoursobre / lejoursobre.tumblr.com

Sobre / commissions open & shop closed/ My works are free to non-commercial use (excepted collab', commissions and otherwises)
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Just saw Star Trek strange new world first ep 😑 and nop... Nopnopnopnop 😂

Let's be honest here, I'm a tos bitch on main but I'm watching the other shows OK. And from the current era (started by the reboot movies) I only appreciated the animated shows (Lower Decks and Prodigy, even if the latest's 3D was a little ugly) both for their visual and writting. But the live action series??? Not for me 😑😑😑

Maybe I should try the fanshows one day but not seeing the tos actors makes me sad ☹️

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I know we all talk about what job we’d have or what role we’d play if we lived in the Star Trek universe, but the truth is that living in Star Trek would actually be an unbearable hellscape because there wouldn’t be any Star Trek to watch.

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protectspock

You fool!

Even in star trek they watch star trek!

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lejoursobre

They even programmed some credits and titles options for the holodeck with the accurate ST movies aestetic👌

And also : Lens flares option 😂

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scaahart

I’m doing a Trektober with my friend @lejoursobre. I got them into Star Trek so I’m here to steal some of that clout!

Those are the first two we made!

drawing by me

Ink by @lejoursobre

(Yes of course our dumb french asses would misspell “whales”. So let’s pretend spock is fighting for the independence of Wales now.)

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lejoursobre

Oopsi 🤣🤦‍♀️😅 sorry wales

Fun to ink another person's sketch! Go follow @scaahart to see her part of the trektober ✌️✌️✌️✌️✌️✌️

yyyyyeeeeeeEEAAAHHH WHOO SPOCK SAYS WELSH INDEPENDENCE. king behaviour, thank you!!!! Mae Spock yn dweud Annibyniaeth Cymraeg 💕🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿

🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿🤝🐳🤝🖖
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gar-trek

it was fucked up space weed. 

me and my friend refer to getting super faded as “entering the Spock plane” 

I hate talking about my own art, I hate bragging, but this is the best comic I ever made because it’s got no punch line, no resolution, it’s really not even that funny, it’s simply what I think (know) would happen if Kirk, Chekov and Spock smoked weed together. That’s it

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James T. Kirk:

-Graduated in the top 4% of his year -was bullied by jocks -Is a history nerd -was so much of a teacher’s pet that he cheated on an exam and was commended for it -Was referred to as “a stack of books with legs”

Jean-Luc Picard:

-Spent all his free time drinking in pubs and playing billiards -broke more hearts than he can remember -started a bar fight that ended up in him being stabbed in the heart -likes to explore dangerous ruins of ancient civilizations for fun -wouldn’t even have become a starship captain if he wasn’t this much of a hothead

And yet people still manage to get it backwards???

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kalinara

I think it’s a problem of First Officer, really.

Jim Kirk seems like a wild man because he’s standing next to calm, logical Spock.*  

Meanwhile, Picard seems stately and dignified because he’s standing next to Will “Any alien physiology is bangable if you just put some thought into it” Riker*.  

* Of course THEN, we get to the next layer, which is that Spock is the dude who told the Vulcan Science Academy to fuck itself, while Riker plays the trombone.

The Federation is a confusing place.

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