On Every Wall

Snowbaz I Explicit I 24k I artist Baz, barista Simon, demisexual Baz, OCD, scars and stretch marks, body positivity, praise kink, soft d/s dynamics, smut.

I'm so glad I can finally share my collab with the wonderful @leithillustration for the @carryon-reverse-bang!

@leithillustration's beautiful art piece was so inspiring and breathtaking that I basically begged the mods for a chance to write a story based on it.

This fic would not have seen the light of day without @bubble-gumhead 's help, both as a beta and as a hand-holder. Thank you so much! And a big thank you goes to @pato-roldnart for always being there for me.

Additional thanks to the mods for running this fest.

Read On Every Wall on AO3.

Aaaaa! I’m so pleased everyone can read this now. It’s been so fun getting to see her story unfold over the last few months. Thank you so much @orange-peony for being such a wonderful collab partner. I love this fic and how well it links to the artwork I made. Really hope you all enjoy it!!

@carryon-reverse-bang posting starts soon, y’all! Keep your eyes peeled for all of the wonderful collabs posting Nov. 15th-30th. You can follow the blog so you don’t miss anything.

Here’s a lil snip from mine:

If anyone recognizes this scene, it’s taken from the movie that inspired this fic. If you read my last WIP post, you probably already have an idea what movie it’s from. I love Baz with a dorky belt bag. Always reminds me of What’s Left 😊

I’m mostly done writing, just need to do a few edits. Thank you to @harrie-leithillustration and my lovely artist partner for their feedback. I always love getting beta input. Taking in their suggestions and hearing their comments always makes my writing stronger. On that note, if anyone ever needs a beta, I’m always happy to read for you!

Tags/hellos/love to @harrie-leithillustration @cutestkilla @artsyunderstudy @bookish-bogwitch @rimeswithpurple

@that-disabled-princess @larkral @aristocratic-otter @ileadacharmedlife @whatevertheweather

@mooncello @skeedelvee @letraspal @orange-peony @run-for-chamo-miles

@theimpossibledemon @wellbelesbian @facewithoutheart @j-nipper-95 @thewholelemon

@roomwithanopenfire @monbons @youarenevertooold @shrekgogurt @emeryhall

@noblecorgi @fiend-for-culture @forabeatofadrum @prettygoododds @blackberrysummerblog

@drowninginships @stardustasincocaine @ic3-que3n @iamamythologicalcreature @hushed-chorus

Felt very lucky to beta for this gorgeous, witty and heartfelt fic. Simon and Baz at their absolute best! Can’t wait for everyone to get to read it and to see the finished artwork ♥️♥️♥️

i know vitamin c basically neutralizes adhd meds but lemonade good

yea lol

ADHD Medication information sheet

I have been struggling

For a long fucking time

with why my adderall was having such uneven effects and varying efficacy

and the weird pattern of what made it work and not work and if it was building up in my system or not

and fucking nobody told me I shouldn’t drink a glass of Kool-Aid to take the pills with

or eat fucking Pop-Tarts or Life cereal

this is the most useful information I have ever received from tubr and it seems to be confirmed by several other places upon searching

so this actually should be spread like wildfire like actually

Me reading this realizing tunglr dawt kom gave me more information about my medication than MYDOCTORRRRRSSSSSS MYYYYYYYY FUCKENNNNN DOCTORSSSSS PLURAL MULTIPLE DOCTORSSSSSSSS

Reblogging to spread this ridiculously important info

Generally speaking, your doctors actually may not know these things. This is the kind of stuff to ask your pharmacist about.

Hey, what the actual fuck?

WHAT THE ENTIRE FUCK

I would have been taking it with a glass of cranberry juice every fucking morning. Thanks @letoasai

So that’s why you have to take your meds WITH WATER ONLY. ONE GLASS. ONE WHOLE GLASS OF WATER. (yes I’m a pharmacist)

well dang!

I know they can’t hug but they deserve it

The way most autism literature describes "literal interpretation" is often not at all similar to how I experience it. Teenage me even thought I couldn't be autistic because I've always been able to learn metaphors easily.

In fact, I love wordplay of all kinds. Teenage me was fascinated to learn all the types of figurative language there are in poetry and literature.

But paperwork and questionnaires are hard, because there's so much they don't state clearly. Or they don't leave room for enough nuance.

"List all the jobs you've had, with start and end dates." What if I don't remember the exact day or month? Is the year enough?

"Have you been suffering from blurred vision?" Well, if I take off my glasses the whole world is blurred, but I'm fairly sure that's not what the intake form at the optometrist is asking.

Or the infamous (and infuriatingly stereotypical) "Would you rather go to a library or a party?" What sort of party? Where? Who's there? I work at a library. Am I currently at the library for work or pleasure? Does it have a good collection?

It's not common figures of speech that confound me. It's ambiguity, in situations that aren't supposed to be ambiguous.

OMG THIS!!!!

I've finally finished my Dread Wolf tarot embroidery from Dragon Age Inquisition! Clocking in at 64 hours of work, it measures 11.5 X 19.5 cm and I've been chipping away it during my downtime at work. My fellow community council members on Dragon Age: The Veilguard may have been biased while helping me choose which character's card to do, but I'm so grateful they did because it was so much fun to work on, and so different from the previous ones.

This is my fourth large Dragon Age character card project, and the first one I started since I uprooted everything to train as a costumer. Having a portable yet elaborate project was comforting while travelling for new experiences.

Now, who's excited for the new game later this year?!

SO MAD at the egg rn after my first play through of DAI, but how could anyone not love this incredible embroidery?? It’s currently sitting amidst the chaos of my desk while a certain talented creative is living with me. I keep stopping to look at it- narrowing my eyes at the heckin sneaky mage but also marvelling at Harry’s stitching.

Goes on the list of artwork I kind of want to eat. As any normal neurodivergent would.

I love this fandom so damn much

You should be able to rot in bed for 2, maybe 3 hours after waking up before it starts affecting what time it is. If I wake up at 8:30 and lie in bed for 2hr it should still be 8:30 when I get up

Never agreed with anything more heartily than this in my 34 years of life

Hey guys. Opened two more commission slots for yalls dnd, final fantasy, writing ocs, baldurs gate tavs, etc etc. Let me draw for you please! ♡ each portrait is 80 usd.

all the instructions and links to submit an order is here:

Hey guys. I had opened two slots for groceries. But my cat had to be taken to the vet because he had eaten something outside of his prescription diet. I was gifted some funds from some followers. But my bank glitched just as I paid my groceries. And the payment was deducted from my bank account, but did not reflect at the grocers. Hoping for the payment to bounce back. But as we need to eat now- opening commissions for October.

The eta is October- since this batch will take longer, I have bumped down my usual fee of 80 usd, and giving my gracious potential customers a 15 usd discount. Apologies for this, and thank you so much again. Feel free to order here:

Hey all. Have five slots, still at yalls disposal! Please consider lettingbme draw for you!

Hey y'all, can't recommend this artist enough, he did this wonderful art of my OC for me. His art is absolutely gorgeous, incredibly unique, and he was really quick and responsive once the commission got started. He's really great at capturing whatever you've got going on for a character and making it uniquely beautiful

Definitely commission if y'all can 💯

Wishing I had the funds to commission one of my most favourite artists 💔💔 Check out their incredible work and commission if you can!!

a little reminder! by annalaura_art

callout post for "work"

"work" has done many terrible things such as

please spread this around we can't let "work" keep getting away with this

Waiting for my husband wife to return from war work 🥺

I find it funny the way Jon blames himself for the apocalypse. Cause essentially what happened is that Jonah put a nuke in his lunch and he blames himself for it.

Like, imagine you got a sandwich for lunch. You’ve been looking forward to eating this sandwich for so long, you haven’t had one in weeks. Your friend got it for you from a restaurant and you are so so excited.

It looks amazing, it smells amazing, you are so excited. Then, you go to take a bite and there’s a fucking nuke in it. It explodes and kills everyone around you, except for you. Then you blame yourself.

You didn’t put that nuke in it. You didn’t know there was one there. You were just trying to eat lunch.

It was the guy from that restaurant, he put a nuke in your sandwich! And it wasn’t even like he put it in a random sandwich and you just happened to get it. No, he put it specifically in your sandwich so when you try to eat your lunch it will explode.

And you know that he put the nuke in your sandwich. Cause he wrote you a note explaining to you exactly why and how he did it. He told you it was so it would explode and kill everyone, and he told you that he put it specifically in your sandwich. And he hid the note so you would only see it after you started eating, at which point it was already too lat.

And you still blame yourself. Even though you had no idea. How does that make sense?

Jon, it is not your fault there was a nuke in your sandwich

this is a very funny and accurate way to put it but i would also like to add: jon ultimately blames himself because he basically built the nuke that was in his sandwich.

jon went to the restaurant every day, developed a sandwich addiction, and became very invested in figuring out what the deal with the sandwiches was. and the sandwich dude was like “the world’s in danger! do you want to save the world? interact with these sandwich chefs” and in a combination of “i really want to understand these sandwiches” and “yeah i want to save the world :)” he does it.

without jon’s knowledge, every sandwich chef he visits unintentionally slips a part of the nuke in jon’s pocket. the sandwich man then builds the nuke from the parts that jon unknowingly gathered.

jon bites into the sandwich and is like “awh fuck the unintentionally bad consequences of my meant-to-be-good actions….my sandwjjich….”

When you find out Jonah has put a nuke in your sandwich.

context (via @mellorocket)

doubly funny that I saw a compilation of all the corporate accounts like "aw thanks elmo, we're doing well" meanwhile all the flesh and blood real human people are extremely not okay

Okay but Elmo had actually the best and sweetest response to all this trauma dumping:

And then all the other Sesame Street character accounts joined in:

And now I’m thinking maybe we’re gonna be okay… 💗

(Comment compilation from this Twitter)

I kinda feel for the poor person running Elmo's Twitter.

"So, boss... I may have messed up."

"What did you do, Ray?"

"Well, I made a post for Elmo saying 'Hi, how's everybody doing?'"

"I mean, that's kind of what we pay you for."

"Yeah, but.... <sigh> it turns out pretty much everyone is hanging on by a thread, badly enough that they needed to tell Elmo."

"Oh."

"God help me, boss, I think Elmo needs to be there for them."

"Get the others."

this is the energy that jim henson would be proud of.

and important addition

Source: instagram

I like to think Sesame Street has an emergency phone tree (the 80s/90s version of a parents WhatsApp group) for this kind of thing.

Seeing a lot of people not from the uk not understanding who Larry the Cat is and his role in UK politics

Larry the Cat is no. 10’s official mouser. He lives at No. 10 and catches mice. He has held this position for over a decade

When shit is going down and all the news crews are hanging outside no. 10 waiting for something to happen he’s usually also hanging around outside so when there’s not much visual happening but they don’t want to cut away from the outside of No. 10 we all just watch Larry

He is often seen standing by the door waiting to be let in

He is the most competent person at No. 10

Prime minister come and go, Larry shall remain

Larry endures