my boss 'forgot' to tell me there was a snake loose in the shop today & it was just me and a 15yr old work experience girl who ran up to me as i was processing a delivery like "THERE IS A SNAKE. UPSTAIRS." and i was like "There are many snakes upstairs" "NO THIS ONE IS ON THE FLOOR" So after catching a very stressed out and strikey 4ft royal python i called my boss like "well, we found a snake" "Oh, I forgot about that." "You... forgot?" i say as this snake constricts my hand and weaves into my hair "Well I was taking photos and I realized he needed a bath. So i went downstairs to run him a bath. But i forgot to close him first" "... How long ago was this" "About a week ago" So thats it children, my boss forgot to inform us he lost a snake. Though this is the same guy who misplaced a 3ft bosc monitor whilst blinking one time (we still havent found it rip) and once was saying "look at this cute crestie" as it proceeded to jump off of his hand and disappear forever