Sam and Bucky when Bucky realized his Hydra arm is missing from storage cause Marvel is pussy

Buck: “Honey?”

Sam: “What?”

Buck: “Where’s my silver arm?”

Buck: “What?”

Buck: “Where - is - my - silver - arm?!”

Sam: “I, uh, put it away.”

Buck: “Where?!”

Sam: “Why do you need to know?”

Buck: “I need it!”

Sam: “Uh-uh!! Don’t you think about running off doing no daring do! We’ve been planning this dinner for two months!”

Bucky: “The public is in danger!”

Sam: “My evening is in danger!”

Bucky: “You tell me where my suit is man!! We are talking about the greater good!”

Sam: “Greater good?! I am your husband! I’m the greatest GOOD you’re ever gonna get!!”