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What People Think The Signs Are  vs What They Actually Are

Aries (what people think): Bossy, cocky, hyper, chatty, optimistic
Aries (what they are): Insecure, under-pressure to succeed
Taurus (what people think): Stubborn, lazy, boring, opinionated, introverted
Taurus (what they are): Afraid of change and the unknown, sensitive, cut-off
Gemini (what people think): Chatty, know-it-all, nosy, hyper, shallow, joyful, stress-free
Gemini (what they are): Has relationship problems, lonely, moody, self-discouraged
Cancer (what people think): Complicated, unpredictable, sulky, possessive, clingy
Cancer (what they are): Cut-off, lonely, resentful, pessimistic, depressed, sensitive, nostalgic, shy, insecure, observant, intelligent, peace-loving,stubborn
Leo (what people think): Bossy, attention-seeking, spoiled, ambitious
Leo (what they are): Sensitive, warm-hearted, easily hurt, needs to be needed
Virgo (what people think): Cold, know-it-all, perfectionist, picky, honest
Virgo (what they are): Deep, over-analysing, orderly, ambitious, wants a purpose and to thrust, sensitive, wants to be appreciated
Libra (what people think): Attention-seeking, popular, chilled out, spoiled, eager to please, indecisive, push-over, fake
Libra (what they are): Peace-loving, confused, insecure, resentful, fearful, emotional
Scorpio (what people think): Detached, cold, penetrative, manipulative, dominating, secretive, mysterious
Scorpio (what they are): Misunderstood, chaos-fearing, emotional, intense, jealous, resentful, fear of failure, cut-off, unthrusting, intense lover, passionate, greedy
Sagittarius (what people think): Optimistic, foolish, nosy, reckless, irresponsible
Sagittarius (what they are): Well-adjusted, don't care what people think of them, adventurous, fun-loving, happy, hate selfishness
Capricorn (what people think): Bossy, shallow, manipulative, gloomy
Capricorn (what they are): Insecure, needs to prove their worth, lonely, self contained
Aquarius (what people think): Know-it-all, independent, weird, stubborn, confusing, push-over, wisecracker, manipulative, arrogant, special little snowflake, detached
Aquarius (what they are): Wise, observant, collected, honest, open-minded, kind, intelligent, questions why they're so different, wants to be appreciated
Pisces (what people think): Mysterious, weird, intense, junky, strange, pushover
Pisces (what they are): Thrusts their instincts, sensitive, unable to reject, considerate, brings bad luck onto themselves, emotionally unstable, spiritual, imaginative
#cancer
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floraishoppe-deactivated2016040

The signs and their turnons/turnoffs

Aries:
A good sense of humour
Stupidity
Taurus:
Romantic gestures (flowers)
Overly demanding partners
Gemini:
Active and sporty
DON'T ROLL YOUR EYES.....EVER
Cancer:
Giving them lots of attention
Ignoring/Patronising them
Leo:
Trustworthy people
Liars
Virgo:
Good listener
Bad hygiene
Libra:
Complimentary people
Don't criticise them
Scorpio:
Show them a little skin
Don't tease them
Sagittarius:
Positivity
Laziness
Capricorn:
People who embrace everything with an open heart
"Fake" people
Aquarius:
Deep thinkers
Never say "no" to something they offered to do with you
Pisces:
Soft-spoken people
Narrow-minded people
#CANCER#FFUCK
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saturneum

the signs as cinnamon rolls

looks like a cinnamon roll but could actually kill you: taurus, gemini, capricorn
looks like they could kill you but is actually a cinnamon roll: scorpio, cancer,
looks like a cinnamon roll and is actually a cinnamon roll: virgo, pisces, sagittarius, libra, aquarius
looks like they could kill you and would actually kill you: leo, aries
#cancer#scorpio moon
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saturneum

"I'm tired." "of what?"

Aries: "Wanting to punch people all the time"
Taurus: "not being able to do what I want"
Gemini: "Gemini hate #stopthegeminihate2015"
Cancer: "Everyone thinking I will cry at whatever they say"
Leo: "People calling me bossy"
Virgo: "people saying I'm boring"
Libra: "people thinking I am in love with everything materialistic"
Scorpio: "Bitches throwing themselves on me"
Sagittarius: "Not having someone to be free with"
Capricorn: "Not caring as much as I should"
Aquarius: "People calling me weird, no matter what I do"
Pisces: "fish jokes"
#CANCER#MMGMGMFFF FFUUCK#DONT ASSUME I CRY AT EVERYTHING#ONce you think youve got me i wont care FUCK y ou
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kickassastrology

the signs as bands

Aries: Panic! At The Disco

GIF by amutualddiction

Taurus: Bastille

GIF by bastillekilljoy-blog

Gemini: The 1975

GIF by xasma-deactivated20210902

Cancer: Twenty One Pilots

GIF by babinskey

Leo: Green Day

GIF by andremedae

Virgo: Fall Out Boy

GIF by king-for-a-weekend

Libra: The Neighborhood

GIF by hoodlings

Scorpio: My Chemical Romance

GIF by slaughteringbunnies

Sagittarius: Vampire Weekend

GIF by qasala

Capricorn: The Airborne Toxic Event

GIF by mellaman-octubre

Aquarius: Arctic Monkeys

GIF by just-too-tired-to-fight

Pisces: Blink-182

GIF by slaughteringbunnies
#sobs#cancer#long post t#bandoms fkfjdjdkd#fob fjfjdjedj#mcr djdjdndkqiwdnd
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weenieastrology

the signs as ur friend//if they hated u

aries: supports u bc they genuinely care n actually gives good advice // frowns at the mention of ur name, v competitive

taurus: loyal to u n does the weirdest things w u // remembers every problemative thing uve done, competitive

gemini: doesnt leave u out of anyth, brings up old jokes // the kind to give u a code name so they can talk shit abt u 

cancer: rly caring n makes u things, protective // rly passive agressive towards u and tells their close friends why they hate u

leo: makes sure every1 knows ur their friend, v v protective // ignores the hell out of u, kinda blunt abt it

virgo: teaches u how to do things n makes u feel special // tries to forget abt u n cuts u out of their lives

libra: talks 2 u non stop 24/7, takes a lot of pics w u // bitches abt u n unimpressed by everyth u do

scorpio: shares things w u, quiet at first, goes through a lot w u // annoyed by ur presence, might snap at u

sagittarius: goofy, expressive w u, v honest // groans rly loudly wen they c u, tries to ignore u 

capricorn: tries their hardest not to make u feel bad, v caring // says they hate u everytime ur name is mentioned so tht every1 knows, calls u out on everyth

aquarius: v loyal, comes to u w weird jokes, stares at u a lot // gets annoyed at everything u say n is kinda straightforward abt it

pisces: sits w u and makes u feel less alone, lots of puns // whines abt u, quiet abt it but internally groans at u 

#text#CANCER#SO FUCK ING ACCURATE I HAVE SUCH A ROUGH TIME W TALKING BEHIND PPLS BACK AAAHuhgbH#SCORPIO MOON
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jellozeppelii-deactivated201804

Zodiac Expression of Nerves

♈ Aries: Hyperactivity, headaches, impulsivity, recklessness, hostility, frustration, confrontation, restlessness, rapid speech, over thinking, displays of vulnerability and need for reassurance, inability to complete minor tasks
♉ Taurus: Reservation; they will dissociate into their own worlds and be untouchable, binge eating, compulsivity (cleaning, organizing, hand washing), silence; anxiety will come in waves for Taurus and be sustained for a long period, sore throat, 'blank' mindedness
♊ Gemini: Giggling, restlessness, rapid speech, talkativeness, tremors, hyperactivity, distractibility, racing thoughts, insomnia, inability to stay focused on and complete even minor tasks, loud and more talkative inner monologue, chest/lung discomfort
♋ Cancer: Teariness, catastrophized thinking, imagination worst case scenarios, inability to stop distressing thoughts and inner monologue, drifting off/inability to focus, food cravings, isolation but co-current feelings of neediness and reassurance, stomach cramps and nausea
♌ Leo: Frustration, hostility, catastrophizing (imagining and living worst case scenarios) martyrdom, impulsivity, binge eating/drinking, they tend to go out of their way to help and do things for other people/keep busy in service, back pain, somatic troubles
♍ Virgo: Digestive upset, restlessness, repetitive movements (hair twirling, counting) tremor, rapid thinking, withdrawal into isolated 'bubble', compulsive tasks (cleaning, organizing), need to keep busy and distracted may pace back and forth
♎ Libra: Unusual quietness, increased needs for re assurance, stomach upset, restlessness, distractibility, insomnia, negative inner monologue, catastrophized imagination, repetitive hand motions, inability to explain themselves or say they are unwell
♏ Scorpio: Increased need for control, hostility, violent frustration (wall kicking, throwing objects), irrationality, increased obsessiveness - they may spend hours and hours focused on one task almost manically, rejection of others though frustration they are not 'there', flashbacks
♐ Sagittarius: Increased vocal volume, higher impulsivity, hostility, hyperactivity - they are liable to go out running or try to repress it physically, substance use, rapid thoughts, recklessness, giggling, distractible, back pain
♑ Capricorn: Tension, overwhelming feelings of butterflies and nerves inside especially in their stomachs although they remain composed externally. Over thinking and inability to distract themselves from worst case scenario, hostility, isolation, tendency to take on more work shifts or responsibilities
♒ Aquarius: Talkativeness, rapid speech, over thinking, restlessness, insomnia, confusion; Aquarians will feel anxious or nervous yet have little insight into why they feel this way or what is causing it, their minds and emotional responses are not connected, back pain
♓ Pisces: Teariness, catastrophized thinking, inability to distract or change thought patterns, flashbacks, hysteria, chest discomfort, digestive upset/nausea, irrationality, distressing inner monologue, substance use, increased need for assurance
#cancer#scorpio moon#hha
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ske-lee-ton-deactivated20170901

the signs as typing styles

Aries: WHAT THE FUCKCKCK
Taurus: oh lmao
Gemini: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Cancer: uwu !!!!
Leo: [a thousand emojis]
Virgo: Shut up pls
Libra: memes!!!!!! :)
Scorpio: im ok but kinda dying lol
Sagittarius: i know that feel... bro
Capricorn: No.
Aquarius: $$$$ get rekt son
Pisces: wh am i???? i?m so..... ?????
#same#cancer
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the literal most basic astrology ever

Fire Signs: Aries, Leo, Sagittarius Earth: Taurus, Virgo, Capricorn Air: Gemini, Libra, Aquarius Water: Cancer, Scorpio, Pisces

Aries: March 21st - April 19th Taurus: April 20th - May 20th Gemini: May 21st - June 20th Cancer: June 21st - July 22nd Leo: July 23rd - August 22nd Virgo: August 23rd - September 22nd Libra: September 23rd - October 22nd Scorpio: October 23rd - November 21st Sagittarius: November 22nd - December 21st Capricorn: December 22nd - January 19th Aquarius: January 20th - February 18th Pisces: February 19th - March 20th

Compatibility: use Venus and Juno

Earth x Water: great Fire x Air: great Air x Earth: good Water x Fire: good Fire x Earth: bad Air x Water: bad

Find your birth/natal chart:

http://astro.cafeastrology.com/cgi-bin/astro/natal

http://alabe.com/freechart/

Find your dominant element:

http://www.astrotheme.com/astrological_elements_fire_air_earth_water.php

#BUT I LOVE AIR SIGNS THE MOST AAUAGEHHEN FUCK ME ASS#cancer
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how to flirt with the signs

aries: fight them. just fucking do it.
taurus: accidentally break their room window with a rock and shout sorry before getting the hell out of there
gemini: call them at 3am and ask if they have any cheetos
cancer: stand outside their house with a boombox blaring "never gonna give you up"
leo: offer them a ride and yell "GET IN THE CAR LOSER WE'RE GOING SHOPPING" as you pull up in front of them
virgo: one word: memes
libra: don't even ask them out just tell them you're dating
scorpio: convince them you're batman
sagittarius: look them straight in the eye as you consume an entire pizza slice in one bite
capricorn: dance at them like one of those tropical birds with the fancy butt feathers
aquarius: tell them about homestuck
pisces: run up to them and say "can u hold onto this for me k thx" then hand them a flower and trip over a snail as you attempt to run off
#cancer#absolon
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