put your DJ name in the tags

okay i have to reblog again bc the tags are amazing

not to alarm anyone but if u look at the moon with one eye and then close it and open the other one you see another identical moon a little bit to the left. why has science covered up the existence of this second, secret moon? we are the people and we demand answers

Parallax, my friend

thats a stupid name. it should be called “moon 2″

dicks out for

loving and accepting all aces

With all due respect, I’m not sure this is the best meme for this sentiment.

they call me… 7 Knives. because that’s how many knives it takes me to cook things because I keep puttin em in the fuckin sink without thinking about it

an erotic poem:

leg so hot

hot hot leg

leg so hot u fry an eg

Pressing questions

Did medieval witches baby-talk to their familiars?

“Who be the finest rat in all of this hamlet? Be it thou? Be it thou?? Yes it be!”

Corollary question: did they come up with the same kind of brain-drivel I spit at my dog?

“I hath thine foot. It be mine now. Thou need'st the wheel of a very small ox-cart to replace thine foot.

Okay. I will lease thee thy foot, so thou no longer need'st the wheel, for I be very generous. Thou be welcome, small friend.”

the trolls discover silly bandz

relatable.

memeception