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a live one

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The creature was successful in its pursuit of an open bag of Cheetos inside a car parked in Cornville on April 6, but its troubles started when it hopped in through the hatchback of a Subaru and accidentally locked itself inside the station wagon in the process.
The hungry javelina was freed safely, according to the Yavapai County Sheriff’s Office.

and yes, there really is a Cornville, Arizona

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people at the grocery store sometimes do a visible double-take about how many vegetables I'm buying. they look at me probably thinking wow she's so healthy! it's ok that she's also buying donuts! she's earned them!

you fools. all the produce is for my pet pig. I'm eating donuts for dinner.

an older woman actually stopped me once and told me I must be a great cook because I was just throwing random vegetables in my cart based on price. she was like "gosh! I would need a recipe to know what to do with all of those!"

i do have a recipe. it's very simple:

ingredients: vegetable

step 1: throw it on the ground.

this is my son. btw.

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