come on, ratatouille

god grant me the strength to write my weird porn, the serenity to write my weird porn and the wisdom to write my weird porn

he only files his index and thumb Lol

me getting silly in the pussy if im being honest ?

could you lie

casual survey: reblog if you want to kiss a girl right now

whenever one of my buddies gets some new garb we stand around chanting "don it. don it. don it" until he dons the garb

Literally cannot emphasize enough that my #1 writing advice is to stop being afraid. Stop being afraid of sounding too cringe, or too stupid, or too horrifying, or too horny, or too weird, or too much, or too little, or too you. You need to put your entire pussy into your art. Sure, it won't be to everyone's tastes, but if you keep yourself to the blandest tamest safest roads possible you will be of no one's tastes, not even yours.

The hand holding like ok

the older I get the more I think being in love is about helping your partner give erotic birth to whatever weird unknowable thing is inside of them and the more this concept starts expressing itself in my work

I don’t want to look at her and see me, I don’t need to see me, I want to see her unfold and unfurl like one of the sled dogs in the Thing, I want to see who she turns into in that space of total permission

t shirt that says “i used to be worse”

everyone pblease give me your best writing advice, whether its tricks you use to get the writing done or tools you find helpful or a drafting technique you use. please. anything and everything.

a pair of Lando eyes painted for the wonderful @glasscushion — these were so much fun to paint! :))

watercolour on cold press paper, approx 2.5x3.75" each

Max being affectionately exasperated at LN's (lack of) self care pt 19479392

LN: *Explaining how he hasn't eaten anything all day and now it's 9 pm*

MF: Does your brain... So like, at no point in the day you go “ooh bit hungry”

LN: No 😊

MF: No? No, okay 🙃

What do you mean "the real magic was inside me". Then what the fuck did we gather the magic amulets for

I was wondering why so many of the notes on this were about hockey (???) and I didn't expect the answer to be "the captain of the Maple Leafs is selling a healing electromagnetic amulet" but here we are

a co máte v plánu vy?

One of life's greatest joys, I think, is passing an AU back and forth with your friends and making it progressively hornier and more fucked up

hey, does anyone want to lock antlers and drown together in a cold lake? it has to be weird.

what they don’t tell you about writing is AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!! AAAAAAAAAAHH!!!