how kind of john to participate despite his injuries

i want mike tyson to kill him

get his brother too. I’m so serious

https://archiveofourown.org/works/33962875/chapters/92107600#workskin

Gen 9 Pokemon: this Pokemon is named after the Greek God of the Wind. its backstory possibly references the ultimate inability to escape one's fate. parts of its design are based off of several well-known ancient classical paintings and may also take influence from things like horses

Gen 1 Pokemon: this Pokemon's name is Sawdude he's a dude with saws for hands

Can I be so 100% honest rn every time I see someone like freaking out scandalized by sexual elements in horror I'm kind of just sitting here like Yeah dude I love combining the erotic and grotesque it's my favorite pastime. What do you mean "the writer's barely disguised fetish" are we supposed to be disguising it? I think the throat-fuck guy is perfect for directing the new alien movie. Get with it

Now obviously "horror with sexual themes" is extremely broad. Not all of it is Good. Like the misogyny in 80s slashers or those occasional art films that expect you to be scared of women's sexuality in itself. I fucking hated antichrist sorry. But yknow. The thing is that horror is kind of About exploring what's nasty and shocking, societal fears, what we're Not Supposed To Talk About, & there's considerable overlap there with Sexuality. There is such a thin line between fear and arousal this is like, known. "Ermmm so this is Definitely Fetish Material" yeah? And?

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[ID: tags from @biracy that read, "#also like. so you're comfortable with horror as a genre and all the violence it carries with it #but the mere possibility of 'fetish material' makes you completely shut down? #what makes murder and torture acceptable in fiction but anything slightly sexual not? why is sex considered separate from other human acts? #curious" /end ID]

Literally. People get so weird about the concept of "fetish material" like there are Secret Perverts lurking around infecting things with Horny Cooties. And yknow they *could* be focusing that energy on the actual real problems with sexual exploitation in the entertainment industry, but they're not, people just like pointing and going "ewww this guy's Weird" & it's so tiring

Imagine a vampire sucked your blood and they didn't even pop a boner. not even half hard. fully flaccid the entire time they sucked your blood. I'd be so humiliated.

Preach I guess

OH I HAVE MISUNDERSTOOD

If you're trans and you don't have a passport, get one. right now. not in a month, not in a week, get started on it today.

I mean it.

Today.

This is the one thing that I would definitely do regardless of state. For those not in the know, a passport is the way to get an easy name or gender marker change onto your ID without a court battle, and that is highly dependent on the Federal administration.

hi hello I did not know this at all; could you please elaborate?

At present, gender marker doesn't have to be related to your birth identification documents' gender marker at all.

For name change, you can follow these requirements to change your name without a court order.

The requirements are likely to change after the inauguration, so get your submission postmarked ASAP if you plan to update your documents.

(full article here)

the best fanfic is the one the author had fun writing actually.

the second best is the one the author used to work through some issues.

Just met a woman who was like “oh your dog is so nice” and then her daughter said “our puppy is mean. He bit the trainer on his weenie” I was like 😦

It’s important to note that apparently the weenie-biter in question was a 10-month-old golden doodle named Robert

Friendly reminder than the surgeries that 95% of all infants born with intersex traits receive to "correct" their bodies often leave them sterilized and unable to reproduce. Reproductive justice should always include intersex people but it never fucking does.

being sexually attracted to a people without the romantic attraction (eg. aroallos, bisexual hetero/homo roms, etc) will make so many people think it warrants the worst purity culture ass shit i stg. like no that bisexual homoromantic man is not misogynstic for not romantically liking women. no that aroallo is not just a whore that sleeps around and breaks hearts. you all need to unlearn this shit. being lgbt is not some cutesy clean thing. there are going to be 'unsavoury' identities. there is going to be identities that you think are 'too weird'. my advice? get over yourself.

being self aware suuuucks like yeah this thought pattern/behavior is stupid and pointless and a symptom. i know this. [does it anyways

preforming my compulsions while rolling my eyes to show i know theyre irrational

Me stepping onto the balcony to address my followers