Behind the Scenes of BTS’ Fake Love MV

BigHit: Before we start, I just want to congratulate all of you guys on an amazing past year! You guys are some of my favorite reasons of why I come to work everyday!

Jungkook: Technically we’re the only reason you come to work everyday..

BigHit: Hey...I have um...other trainees and um things I’m planning that isn’t all BTS related.

Yoongi: Like?

BigHit: ...Like….

Yoongi: *waits*

BigHit: *changes subject* So for the Fake Love MV i have come up with a few things. Do you think that you can guess the concept?

Yoongi: Is it deflection?

Taehyung: *raises hand* Are we going to give the fans a video without any theories and just keep it light and fun?

BigHit: Lol no.

Jimin: I’m up for anything as long as it doesn’t involve anymore water. Those scenes are starting to take a toll.

BigHit: *pulls out notepad and mutters to self* involves...water..got it.

Jin: I’ve been working on my vocals a ton and I can’t wait for you all to see how I’ve improved, but also I've been working on my top skill!

BigHit: OoOh what’s that??

Jin: *turns to Hoseok and gives him a long seductive stare*

Hoseok:

Hoseok: Can I change seats?

BigHit: Yes Jin! That’s exactly what we need! Now did everyone remember to bring their notes to refresh themselves on the timeline,story and theories?

RM: *pulls out 700 page book and plops it on table* Sorry I only brought my travel notebook for our songs, my 1400 page full copy for MVs is still in the dorms.

Jungkook: *to Jimin* just like a Namjoon hahahha

RM: What is that supposed to even mean??

Jungkook: *shrugs*I don’t know yet. I’m just trying to start a thing.

Jin: Is anyone paying attention to the fact that I’m still staring seductively right now??

Hoseok: I am.

BigHit: To be absolutely honest the writers are still trying to flesh out the concept and overall theme. I’ll be able to let you know more later. This was more of a brainstorming session.

Taehyung: You really didn’t tell us much though. I wanted to know if the video will be more like serious business, or more like a party?

BigHit: More like business in the front, party in the back for you.

Taehyung: ???

BigHit: Um just do me a favor and stop cutting the back of your head for a while. Hoseok, have you ever wondered what cuddling on a bed of 3000 snickers felt like?

Hoseok: Um not really, why?

BigHit: No reason...just asking…

Jimin: All your words feel like they have double meanings.

BigHit: And I feel like you’re wearing too many clothes. Why are you all wearing denim on denim?

Jimin: It’s the teaser shoot today. After this we’re taking pictures.

BigHit: Lose the under shirt and you’ll look fine.

Jimin: But then I would just be wearing a jacket and jeans.

BigHit: Yeah...that’s the point...

Yoongi: I have one small request. I’m not asking for much, but is there anyway that death’s warm embrace could choke me out in this mv?

RM: How did this get so dark so fast?

BigHit: I’m not going to let death choke you Yoongi.

Yoongi: Darn it.

BigHit: I’ll let you be burned alive in flames!!!

Yoongi: *leans back in chair* You always come through for me, you one band wonder!

BigHit: Now go take your pics and practice your moves. I’ve got a meeting with some new trainees that I’m late for!

Jungkook: really?

BigHit: No.

RM: At least you’re honest.

BigHit: Always.

All y'all are looking at Fake Love and analysing it for its "deep meaning" while I'm over here trying to figure out how Jimin stood there and let water rush him from both sides?!! Like do u even realize how dif-E-cult it is to take off wet clothes?? Soggy socks?? Clammy panties?? That's how much "Real Love" that man has got for u...that's the love u need.

The missing Bottle of Coke #BTS Edition

RM: Okay everyone my coke is missing out the fridge. Do any of you all know what happened to it? I was looking forward to it all day!

Jin: Soda is terrible for the body. The amount of sugar is so unhealthy, you should really drink more wat-

Suga: *takes headphones off* You should have spit in it so no one would take it.

Taehyung: Was it a Coke Coke? Or a Coke Pepsi?

RM: What does that even mean??

Jimin: *starts hyperventilating* Are you accusing me? Do you think I did it? I’m sorry I would never steal from you!

RM: Nobody's accusing you Jimi-

J-Hope: Really I think you should know us all well enough that we would never take something that didn’t belong to us.

Jungkook: *comes out of his room, takes the last gulp of coke out of a bottle with the initials RM on it, wipes his mouth with the back of his hand, burps loudly and stretches*

Jungkook: Eh, it’ll probably show up sooner or later.

RM:

RM: Was that my coke?

JK:

JK: Um no?

RM:

RM: *starts counting down from ten*

JK: Looks like my cue to run away boys!! Hahahahaha *takes off running while RM charges behind him*

Jin: So does anyone else want to finish listening to me talk about the benefits of drinking water?

Suga:*puts headphones back in*

J-Hope: *molly rocks out of the room*

Jimin: *pulls out his phone to call Kai and vent*

Taehyung:

Taehyung: Wait... was it a Coke Mountain Dew??

50 Thoughts While Watching BTS ‘Not Today’ MV

BTS Reaction to Catching YOU Reading Smut About THEM {Requested}

“Hi! I was wondering if you could do a BTS reaction of them catching you reading smut about them? Thank you~”

Here you go anon! :)

 “Seriously?” He asked you as you tried to shade your phone with your hands. “Are you really reading a fic called “Jin’s Special Pink Place???”

“Umm….well. You see it was a really interesting story and I-”

“Nope, I’m done with you.”

Suga: “....Again??” He sighed as he picked up your tablet off of the desk. “This is the third time I’ve caught you reading about me! Do you know how awkward that is??

“Very, I’m guessing.” You replied sheepishly.

“Then are you going to stop doing it?” He asked you waving your tablet in front of your face.

“Probably not!” You replied, grabbing your tablet and running away.

J-Hope: “Hahahahahahaha you are so lame! I can’t believe you are reading this trash!”

“Hey don’t judge, I read it for the literary conten--”

“Sure you do…”

Rap Monster: “I must say I feel very flattered.” He told you as he patted your head condescendingly. “The fact that you can’t get enough of me in reality and want me in your thoughts too is just so juic--”

“Ugh” You said getting up and leaving. He always knew how to ruin the mood.

Jimin: You watched his face turn red as he scrolled through your phone.

“I can explain.” You started.

“Please don’t.” He said softly, his cheeks firetruck red. “I don’t want to know what is going on.”

Taehyung: “Is this what I think it IS??!!” He asked you his voice loud and a crazy grin breaking over his face. “Does this really say “And then I aggressively kissed your earlobe with my tongue doing it’s sensually sweet dance”????? Hahahahahahahah!!” He laughed again as you tried your best to find a hole to crawl into.

Jungkook: “Wow, babe just wow...um so just know that I’m majorly judging you rn and that I will never look at you the same.” He told you backing out of the room.

“Wait Kookie! It was just a one time de-”

“So was my ever feeling comfortable being around you and that whipped cream you were reading about again!” He called back.

A Bangtan Huddle #YouHaveGotToBeKiddingMe

Rapmon: I don’t understand why we have to all go with you to the store. How many people does it take to pick up milk and eggs?

Jin: My family bonding book clearly says that we had to do more activities together. Don’t you want a strong and healthy family?

Jungkook: Speaking of strong and healt-

Suga: No.

Taehyung: CAN I SIT IN THE FRONT SEAT?? HOBI SAT IN THE FRONT THE LAST TWO TIMES AND-

Suga: *casually opens front door and sits in seat*

Taehyung: ….whatever I didn’t want it anyway…. But this just means the next time it’ll be my tur-

Suga: *starts writing his name out in black sharpie on the seat*

Jin: GOD THIS IS A FREAKING RENTAL! WHAT IS THE MATTER WITH YOU PEOPLE?!!

Jungkook: Speaking of things with problems-

Jin: I swear to God. if you’re about to talk about J-Hope’s mixtape-

J-Hope: *takes one headphone out of his ears* Wait what?

Jin: I’m going to wash all your white tee’s with Rapmon’s special socks and see if you don’t end up looking like 50 shades of struggle and bleach.

Taehyung: Ew

Jimin: Okay like I understand that we’re all a little tense right now, but your tone can come across as a little abrasive an-

Jin & Rapmon: Shut up.

Rapmon: Okay Jin clearly this isn’t working out and clearly you’re getting upset-

Jungkook: *mutters* yeah no shit Sherlock

Rapmon: How about you and Suga just go without all of us?

Suga: *opens door and goes back into house*

Jin: Gahhhh!! Look what you did!! Do you know how long it took me to get him off the couch??

Jungkook: *mutters* Not as long as it took you to finally learn how to sing in key

Taehyung: *chokes*

Jin: One more word Kookie. One. More. Word.

Jimin: I have my seatbelt on and i’m ready to go if that helps out at all.

J-Hope: If Suga doesn’t have to go then I don’t really want to go either, I could be doing other things.

Taehyung: Same...unless I get front seat then once again I’m very on board with this voyage.

Rapmon: *picks up phone suddenly and holds it to ear* Oh Jin, give me a second, it’s Bang PD and I really need to take this call.

Jin: Fine

Rapmon: Yeah….you need me? Record right now? Okay I’ll--*phone starts ringing in middle of “call”*

Rapmon:

Jin:

Rapmon:

Jin:

Jungkook: Oh sorry Rapmon were you faking a call? Cause I decided to call you just now to make sure your phone was working fine. *smiles brightly*

Rapmon: Jin...I can expl-

Jin: EVERYONE GET THE HELL OUT OF MY CAR I’LL JUST PICK UP GROCERIES BY MYSELF!

Rapmon: *leaves*

J-Hope: *leaves*

Jimin: *leaves*

Jungkook: *leaves*

Taehyung: *gets up but stands by front door*

Taehyung: So about the seating arrangements?

Jin:

Jin: *drives of with the trunk still open and no seat belt on*

Taehyung: THAT WAS MY FOOT YOU JUST USED AS A SPEED BUMP BUT YOU KNOW NO REAL BIGGIE I’LL JUST BE CRIPPLED FOR LIFE!

Taehyung: *calls back* AND YEAH CAN YOU GET ME LIKE SOME POTATO CHIPS TOO? AND UMM LIKE A BANDAID?

Jin: *already long gone*

Taehyung: 

Taehyung: I can’t actually walk anymore so...

Suga’s “Cookies” *IMAGINE* #YoongiEdition {Requested}

“Merry Christmas!!! I hope you have a great one and enjoy it to the fullest! ☆ For the Christmas scenerio can you do one with Suga? I hope it's not too much of a bother ^-^' Again, enjoy your Christmas!!! ^-^”

Here you go @he-men-ah! :)

“Yoongi!!” You screamed at the top of your lungs.

“What?!!” He yelled running out of the bathroom and his eyes wild and alert.

You surveyed him as he stood before you. He had your yellow robe tied around him and he still had shampoo in his hair that was dripping down into his ears.

He looked absolutely ridiculous.

“Y/N! What’s going on?? Why were you yelling?” He asked looking around and seeing that you were obviously in no peril.

You put a hand over your mouth to try and hide your laughter but it still creeped out anyway.

“I thought I smelled fire and that maybe the house was burni-”

“Gahhhh! That’s the 3rd time this week that you’ve done this “girl who cried wolf” deal when I’m in the bathroom!” He said giving you a death look and picking up a dish rag to dry his hair off.

You snatched the rag out of his hand. “Yoongi, that’s not what that is for! At least use a paper towel!” You informed him ripping off a paper towel and handing it to him.

He stared down at the towel in his hands then back at you.

“You’re unbelievable, you know that right?” He asked you as you went back to art project on the kitchen table.

“Yeah...I know but that’s why you love me, isn’t it?” You answered in your sweetest voice.

He placed the paper towel on your head. “Yeah, you’re a real heartbreaker.” He scoffed turning to leave.

“Wait!” You called after him. “Aren’t you going to ask me why I really called you out here?”

He turned with a sigh and walked back to you.

He didn’t stop until he was bent at the waist and staring you in the eye as you sat at the table.

“What. Is. It?” He asked his voice a flat line.

Uh oh.

Maybe you had pushed him a little too much.

You backed your chair up to give yourself some space and flashed him your brightest smile.

He gave you a hard look before cracking, sighing and smiling back.

He could never resist your smile.

This was too easy.

“Well…” You started. “I’ve been thinking…”

“About what?” He asked sitting down at the table, picking up your papers and trying to figure out what you could be working on.

“You know how Christmas was a few days ago right?”

He stopped looking at your papers and gave you a fed up face. “Yes babe, the tree in the corner is kind of a perfect reminder.

“True.” You said simply.

“Y/N, I swear if you pulled me out of a shower for some kind of elaborate prank, I will make you regret all your life choices in the new year!” He declared, standing up and folding his arms.

“No! It’s important I swear!” You begged. “Just give me a chance!”

“Chance?? What are you talking abo--”

“Bro! Maybe you should throw some clothes on! That yellow robe really isn’t your color!” Taehyung’s voice said from the kitchen doorway. Yoongi turned in shock to see Taehyung and Jungkook standing in the doorway with their phones out filming him.

Yoongi screamed and turned back to you. “This was just another prank wasn’t it?!!”

“Um, maybe?” You barely managed to say as you were too busy laughing and high fiving Taehyung.

“I think these pictures will make for some perfect blackmail material to take into the new year! What a great birthday present. Thanks for agreeing to this Y/N!” He told you as he continued filming even though, Yoongi was now trying to wrestle the phone out of his hands.

“Anytime!” You replied, laughing and sitting back down to finish your project.

“Ughhh!!” Yoongi screamed, running back out of the room. “As soon as I get some pants on you’re all going to pay! Especially you Y/N! This is war!!”

His words fell on deaf ears as you, Taehyung and Jungkook all continued laughing until your sides felt like they were going to split.

“I mean it!” He screamed from the bathroom. “You are all dead!”

“Blah, blah blah!” Kookie screamed. “Obvs Y/N, likes us more than you!”

“Hey!” You warned. “I never said all that. You guys are cool but that’s my guy…..even if he loked like a yellow daisy!”

“Ughhhhhhhhhh!!!” was the last thing You heard from Yoongi.

You knew that you would have to sleep with one eye open from now on.

Who knew when he would strike and extract his revenge.

Behind the Scenes of BTS' Blood, Sweat & Tears MV

BigHit: Okay now our team has been planning this comeback for ages now and we’ve come up with a great MV for your comeback!!

Suga: Finally, after over a year we’re going to figure out what’s going on!

Jin: Am I alive? Am I dead? What does Boy Meets Evil means? I’m excited to know!

BigHit: *looks away*

Rap Monster: Sooo are you going to tell us??

BigHit: *gulps nervously*

Taehyung: Why are we in pairs? Why do our stories connect??

BigHit: *starts sweating*

BigHit: SO WHO WANTS CONTACTS AND A HAIR DYEEE!!!!

Jimin: We want answe–

BigHit: I GOT CROTCH GRABS AND SMOKEY ROOMS!!

J-Hope: Clarity. We want clari–

BigHit: STATUES WITH ANGEL WINGS AND AN INDIRECT KISS!!!!

Rap Monster: WE WANT THE TRU–

Jimin: WAIT!! Is the indirect kiss between me and Kookie?!!

Jungkook: Ew

BigHit: Um no.

Jimin: *grumbles* I never get the fun scenes.

Jungkook: Thank God.

Suga: So what’s the theme of the MV?

BigHit: I want you to wear suits…

Jin: Classy!

J-Hope: Wow we can be like the perfect gentlemen!

BigHit: AND DRIP HOT GOOEY TANTALIZING FORBIDDEN SEX!!!!!

Taehyung: Of course.

Jungkook: *under breath* Finally my pelvic caresses can be unleashed on all the unsuspecting Armys of the world

Jin: What?!

Jungkook: Nothing mom.

Jin: It better not be anything! You’re still just a fetus!

Suga: *to Rap Mon* He knows he’s not really his mom right?

Jimin: *whispers* he’s a always been a man to me.

J-Hope: Jimin pls

BigHit: Well I’ll be going! See you at the award shows! *leaves*

Rap Monster:  Whew! I guess we really have to do our best and show him that we really could win and take out all the competition.

BTS: *bursts into uncontrollably laughter*

Suga: LOL we could release a song of us singing the alphabet in our undies and still beat everyone with this comeback but it’s cute that you think we actually have to try!

Rap Monster:

Rap Monster: True.

45 Thoughts While Watching BTS Blood, Sweat & Tears MV

Yoongi: Woah there’s something really white reflecting in that mirror over there.

Yoongi: There it goes again! Reflecting off of the ceiling! What in the world is that washed out thing??!

Wait.....

It looks a little like me...

Yoongi: Damn it. It is me.....

 Looks like the white wash warriors struck again.

When will they ever let me live??

Got me looking like a zombie Sleeping Beauty.

Namjoon Just Wants To Be Cool *Drabble*

34.  “He creeped me out. I’m not going to lie.”

“Okay so tell me again how you two met?” Yoongi asked you and Namjoon, as you all were spending a quiet evening sitting out on the back patio. The boys had been so busy preparing for their latest comeback and you had been surprised when Namjoon texted you to come over and chill for a while.

You never thought that you would be telling the embarrassing story of you and Namjoon’s first meeting to Yoongi but he had expressed interest so here you were.

“Okay” You began. “It’s kind of simple.  I was minding my own business at the library reading a book when someone tapped me on the shoulder.”

“That someone was me!” Namjoon interjected as you and Yoongi both rolled your eyes.

“Anywayyy so I turn around to see Joonie here giving me his dimpled smile and—“

“You were left speechless and your heart began to beat almost out of your chest? Right?” Namjoon interrupted causing you to break out into raucous laughter.

“No!” You said through your giggle fit to Yoongi . “He creeped me out. I’m not going to lie.”

“HOW WAS I CREEPY?!” Joonie asked you looking slightly hurt as the tears of laughter rolled down your cheeks.

“Dude, you were wearing a hoodie and some circular shades. You looked like a freaking thumb!”

With that line, Yoongi almost fell off the patio laughing and you gave Namjoon a reassuring pat on the back as you continued to laugh as well.

“Whatever, fast forward to now where you think I’m pretty cool and fashionable right?” He prompted.

You and Yoongi shared a glance.

“Sure babe, you’re my little fashion icon now.”  You answered dutifully but your cheeks felt like they were going to explode.

“I’m going inside now, you two can just chill. My creepy circular shades and hoodie will appreciate me more than you two will ever.”

“I love you!” You called after him but he just waved you off as you and Yoongi laughed for the rest of the night.

Yoongi Spills the Beans *Drabble*

76. “Daddy”

You were excited.

This was the first time that your parents were meeting Yoongi and so far they seemed to really like him. You were now both seated at the dining room table at your parent’s house and the food was bountiful and fresh.

You didn’t even know where to begin.

You had bragged to Yoongi on just how well your mother cooked and she had not let you down at all. The whole house smelled delicious and cozy.

As the plates started getting passed around and the food served, you spied a basket of fresh dinner rolls sitting on the table between Yoongi and your dad.

“Can you pass me the rolls daddy?”

The room suddenly went quiet.

Your father and Yoongi had both grabbed the basket at the same time to pass it to you.

You could hear your mother gulp and noticed your father’s eyes harden as he turned still holding the basket to look at your poor Yoongi.

“Daddy” He said his voice low “Does my daughter call you daddy?!”

“Welp! It’s time for us to go!” You said jumping up and motioning for Yoongi to follow you. “Great meal Mom! Let’s do this again soon!”

You both didn’t look back as you ran out of the dining room and through the front door.

Once you both were buckled in the car and a block away, Yoongi finally spoke.

“Yes Sir….your daughter does call me daddy” He replied taking his hand and squeezing your thigh.

“She calls me daddy all the time.”

Yoongi's Dissapearance *Drabble*

46. “I thought you were dead!” Nothing. That was strange. You knocked on the door again. “Yoongi! Are you in there!” Suddenly a strange smell hit your nose from behind the door. What was that? Your heart sunk and you began to beat frantically on the door. It smelled like rotten flesh and your senses were racing. You hadn’t seen Yoongi in a week, he hadn’t answered your calls and when you drove to his house the front door was wide open. With a giant shove you pushed the door open, breaking the rusty lock. The dead meat smell filled your nostrils and you began to cough. “Yoongi!” You couldn’t believe what you saw. On the floor were copious amounts of open pizza boxes with different pizzas in various stages of decay, and there was Yoongi lying sideways on his bed wrapped in a cover humming to himself with his headphones on, writing in a notebook. “Oh hey!” He said when he saw you “what’s up?” “What’s up?!” You screamed, checking the floor for bugs. “I’ve been trying to get in touch with you for a week!” “Oh” he said sitting up and releasing stray pizza crumbs on the bed. “My phone died.” “And you didn’t just charge it?” “Well the charger was in the kitchen…so no.” You stared at him blankly “I thought you were dead!” “Well I’m not so…” “Bye Yoongi” “Wait take some pizza before you go! I can’t eat all of this!” “…….”

When the kids that always made fun of you and never gave you a chance wanna talk to the new and improved you at the class reunion:

But your highkey too next level to remember their irrelevant names:

“John Cook who?”

“Mini Flour?? Never heard of him.”

“Don’t bother me I’m blonde.”