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Not So Perfect After All *A Mini Imagine* #WuYifanEdition {Requested}

@zloe:  3 and tao (or mby kris?) bc im sad yo

A: Here you go!(:

3.  “Please don’t walk out of that door.”

You weren’t good at this.

All your life you had tried to keep people at a distance. If something needed to be done you did it yourself. You had learned that if you never trusted anyone then you could never be disappointed.

It was simple really.

In theory.

But not now. Now you were standing in a room across from the one person you had learned to trust. The one person you had allowed into your innermost thoughts.

The one who promised you he was different.

“I don’t want to talk anymore.” You sighed, avoiding his gaze and staring beyond him to the crooked picture of the both of you on the wall. “What’s done is done.”

“No.”

Kris’ eyes met yours and his usual steely gaze with tinged with regret and sorrow.

“Why won’t you believe me?” He asked for what seemed like the millionth time. You shook your head back and forth as if to swat the words away.

“You heard rumors and instead of talking to me about it you just want to walk away? Really? After everything we’ve been through you just want to throw it all away??!”

The rise in his voice almost disarmed you, and you could feel a tear stream out of your left eye.

“Kris I don’t care. If you want to go and find someone new then do it! I obviously wasn’t holding your attention after all…”

You turned away and reached for the door knob.

The world seemed to slow and everything moved in slow motion as you opened the door.

The darkness behind it mirroring the darkness in your heart.

All was silent.

The tiniest part of you hoping for something to save you both from ending like this.

“Y/N….” Kris’ voice was soft, broken filled with emotion and….vulnerability.

“Please don’t walk out of that door.”

That’s when you broke into pieces.

The next thing you knew your knees had buckled and all the emotions you had tried to contain came spilling out like an ocean.

“Why Kris?! Why?! Did you do it?! Do you even love me?” Your words tumbled over each other and your tears clouded your eyes as they ran down your face freely.

Kris rushed from across the room and grabbed you from behind as you crouched in front of the door gasping for breath.

“Of course I love you Y/N! Of course! I promise you, I never did those things. You know I said I would never hurt you!”

He brushed your hair from out of your eyes and gently rocked you into his embrace as you cried backwards into his arms.

“I promised you that I would never hurt you.” He whispered into the back of your hair. “And I still haven’t broken that promise.”

You wanted to believe him. You just weren’t sure if you could. You had been hurt over and over in the past.

What made this time so different.

Kris spoke again almost as if he could hear the storm of thoughts playing out in your mind.

“Just give me the chance to explain to you. All I am asking for is a chance.”

A heavy and somber moment passed before you spoke.

“I don’t know if I can.” You whispered.

Kris buried his face in your hair and pulled you in even tighter.

“Just one chance.,please..”

One last big fat tear rolled down your cheek and hit the floor.

You looked at it.

“I’ll listen….but listening doesn’t mean I’ll stay.”

“Okay” Kris croaked out his voice still thick with emotion. “That’s all I ask.”

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Meet Junmyeon. 

A single mom since 2014 when his husband Krispy left to do the hiphops. His 2 kids Towel and Lindsey Lohan ran away to China for the money and that Gucci fame. The only Chinese child left (Lay’s Potato Chips), is working to support the family and hardly writes home.  Now Junmyeonnie is left to lovingly guide the family while juggling a bald baby devil, an always injured dog lover, a giant who loves his own reflection, the singing twins Screech and High Note, the son who should have moved out 12 years ago but didn’t, and her youngest who couldn’t  find his angles with a ruler.

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16 Thoughts While Watching Kris Wu’s JUICE MV

  1. Okay bad boy!concept mmkay we’ll see what this is all about *claps hands in anticipation*
  2. Lol wait is this how the actually goes song goes?
  3. My heart hurts
  4. I’m not sure how to feel
  5. Why does my child have a tattoo on his head?
  6. Let’s be real, is he talking about hot “sauce” or bbq “sauce”?
  7. “Dude let’s just ride bikes around slowly on film! I promise it’ll look dope bro!”
  8. What bet did Vin Diesel lose to be in this?
  9. I wonder if Kris ever misses those multi-million dollar Exo videos when he’s filming 15 dollar MVs like this.
  10. I feel like if he would have been in “Monster” this would have been his look to be honest.
  11. Not going to lie I’m like very lowkey feeling him in this like okay boi whet yhu gonna do??
  12. Flash cuts to bikini butts….if it’s not Sehun’s butt then I’m not interested
  13. .OOOh I just love all the different set locations!! *side eyes my own self*
  14. HE HAS A CUP WITH MAYBE WATER IN IT JUST LIKE SUHO AND XIUMIN IN LUCKY ONE OH MAH GAH CONNECTION HE’S COMING BACK Y’ALL
  15. That made a real non lasting impression on me
  16. July was better.
  17. I hope Chanyeol reacts to this.
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EXO's Reaction to their 100 Day Anniversary with YOU {Requested}

“Exo 100 Day Celebrations :)”

Here you go @asexual-acorn! :)

Xiumin: “Babe you know what day it is right?” He would ask you as you sipped on your tea. “No what day?” You’d ask genuinely curious. “Oh nothing too important. It’s just the 100th day that I’ve been completely in love with you.” He would answer lowering your mug and and kissing you deeply.

Luhan: “No Jagi! Hold still! I have to give you 100 kisses! One kiss for every day that you’ve brightened my life.“ As you pretended to pull away he would tickle you until you said “Okay Okay!” As his lips lowered to yours he would whisper “Hold still baby girl, hold still.”

Kris: “You said that white lilies were your favorite flower right?” “No” You’d respond rolling your eyes at his mistake. “Good because I got you pink roses. Your real favorite!” While your face broke into a smile he’d place the roses in your arms and hug you close.

Suho: “Baby do you know the moment that I knew that I loved you?” “When” You would ask as you laid down next to him. “From the first moment you smiled and your eyes crinkled at the corners. I knew right then that you were my one and only.”

Lay: “Why aren’t you working today?” You’d ask Lay as you opened the door for him and he walked into your apartment. “Jagi, I’ve worked my whole life but I’ve only had 100 days with you.” He’d kiss your forehead. “I know where my priorities lie.”

Baekhyun: “I’m going to sing!” He would tease. “No” You would laugh and slap his arm. “Nope! I am singing for 100 minutes!” “Aughh! No babe no!” “Okay” he would say his voice lowering. “How about we kiss for 100 minutes instead….”

Chen: “We made it” He would whisper in your ear as you snuggled after a long day. “100 days….I know it’s still early but…” You gasped as he produced a small box from his pocket. “I’m ready if you are.”

Chanyeol: “Jagiya I’ve got 100 things that I could do, and I have 100 things that I can say, but even if I took all of 100 years, it would never be enough time  to show you just how much I love you.”

D.O.: You leaned your head on his shoulder as you sat on the beach. He’d take your hands in his and gently intertwine your fingers. In the dark cool night he would whisper “Forever?” “Forever” You’d reply as he gave your hands a squeeze and kissed your cheek.

Kai: “Can I have this dance?” He would ask as he guided you by your elbow to the center stage. You would gasp in delight at how he transformed your backyard into a dance floor. As the gentle strums of the guitarist he hired began to play, he would twirl you close and kiss you longingly.  As you both danced the night away.

Tao: “Come here and let me kiss you! I’ve managed to hold you close for 100 days and I’m never letting you go anywhere. You’re mine. Always.”

Sehun: He’d stroke the side of your face. “Is this real?” “What?” you would ask self consciously. “This” He’d respond cupping your chin and kissing you tenderly. “I never knew that happiness like this existed. I think we’re both dreaming but it’s okay.” He’d kiss your lips again. “Promise me you’ll never wake up…”

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20 Thoughts while watching "the Road" by ZTAO

- When did his name change from Z.Tao to ZTAO?  He almost has more names than Wu Yifan now. - His mattress is on the floor. - Stare into my soul Tao this is why I am here! - Um Ms. Wedding-dress you need to leave you were not invited. - That “Uhh” was so intense I almost forgot about Mark’s “uhh” from NCT U - He’s way under dressed for whatever’s going on. - Did he go to the Jackson Wang school of rapping?? - Men in Black 5? - Why are we watching him sing with a black mask over his mouth? - Oh he’s too good for the full mask #spoiled - This dress is low-key pretty…. - I’m high-key jealous.  - Why is everyone taking the stairs when there are elevators everywhere? - “When you’re trying to be deep but Beats by Dre are sponsoring your video.” - ONLY YOU CAN PREVENT FOREST FIRES! - I have no idea what this is about.  - That English would make Sehun proud.  - “World’s Smallest Man Bun.” - God Dr. Dre we already saw the “Beats” the first time! - Anddd we’re left wondering about a pair of keys. Great. 

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EXO EMERGENCY #NCT U II {REQUESTED}

Chanyeol: I gotta give you props Suho, at least this time it’s 2pm in the afternoon and not 1am that you’re calling another pointless meeting.

Suho: Well I decided to catch all you guys with my news while you’re actually awake.

Xiumin: What do you have to tell us?

Baekhyun: Yeah If it’s not about me I’m automatically not interested.

Chen: *laughs*

Suho: Before we begin, where’s D.O.?

Kai: Don’t look at me, things have been weird between us lately.

Sehun: Things have always been weird between you two.

Baekhyun: But you throwing out Krystal’s back every night made it weirder.

Kai: Guys…

Suho: God Baekhyun you need to grow up. We know things weren’t exactly pecks on the cheek with you and Taeyeon.

Baekhyun: Leave Taehonnie out of this.

Xiumin: So we’re just waiting for D.O.?

D.O.: *enters room with guest* Here!

Suho: Umm… D.O. why did you bring Taeyong?

Taeyong: Hello everyone, it’s so nice to offically meet you all.

D.O.: Duh I only brought him because Taemin was too busy to come.

Chen:*gets phone call* Okay I’ll let y'all in! *Runs out of room*

Chanyeol: What is going on? I have a photoshoot in 2 days and the rate this meeting is going I’ll probably miss it.

Sehun: *laughs* Good one bro.

Lay: *enters room* Hey guys!

Xiumin: Long time no see!

D.O.: Hey Lay meet Taeyong. He’s like my new temporary bff.

Taeyong: Really??

Kai: *under breath* No.

Lay: Sup dude

Taeyong: I can’t believe I’m really hanging out with you guys!

Sehun: Believe me it’s not as awesome as you think it is. I actually hate most of these guys.

D.O.: Yeah me too.

Suho: Don’t listen to them they’re just playing.

Sehun: I’m serious.

Suho: Anyway Taeyong it’s actually cool that you’re here. I was just about to talk about NCT.

Lay: Who?

Baekhyun: While you were out saving China, Old Man Soo Man developed a new super group that is already way better than what we were when we were rookies.

Suho: You don’t have to say it like that—

Baekhyun: Remember “Wolf”?

Chanyeol: No one wants to remember “Wolf”

Xiumin: *whispers* They made me wear finger nail polish.

Chen: *enters room trailed by 3 guests* I’m back! What did we miss?

Suho: OHMYGOD KRIS YOU’RE HERE??

Luhan: So you’re just going to ignore us?

Tao: Well that’s what they always did.

Chanyeol: What are you guys doing here?

Kris: I’m waiting for a flight and decided to drop in.

Luhan: I got a legal meeting here in an hour.

Tao: honestly I just didn’t have anything else to do.

Taeyong: Oh Woww O12! No one is going to believe me when I tell them about this!

Kris: Who’s the squirt?

D.O.: He’s with me.

Kai: *rolls eyes*

Chen: He’s the bosses new golden child for his new group. Basically Kai with rap skills.

D.O.: HAHAHA YOU’RE SO FUNNY.

Baekhyun: It’s not really that funny.

Lay: I remember now why I never come here anymore.

Chanyeol: Okay we have the whole gang so what’s the news?

Suho: Well I just wanted to let you know that we will be mentoring NCT and teaching them how to work together as a team to be a good boy group.

Chen: *laughs*

Luhan: *laughs*

Baekhyun: *laughs*

Chanyeol: You’re not serious are you?

Suho: Yes! I want us to grow up and be there for them like SuJu was there for us. Now go around and give Taeyong some advice.

Sehun: Pass.

Baehyun: Always tip your waitress.

Suho: Real advice guys.

Xiumin: Girls really like when you work out. They call me Xiudaddy now *blushes*

Chen: Be careful of the facial expressions you do on broadcasts. The fans will meme you to death.

Baekhyun: You got that right, you camel looking dinosaur!

D.O.: Always put your group before personal feelings. And keep all your promises. And never betray your friend’s trust.

Kai: Are you talking about me???

Suho: Kai just say your advice.

Kai: Um keep dancing and stay humble I guess.

Lay: Stand up for youself. And take frequent vacations by yourself.

Kris: Get out while you can.

Suho: Bab– I mean Kris come on don’t say that.

Luhan: Build a following based on your talent and looks. Then leave.

Tao: Pick a brand and rep it, they’ll send you free stuff. *puts On Gucci sunglasses*

Suho: Chanyeol what about you?

Chanyeol: Don’t call stupid meetings like this with your group.

Taeyong: Um, Thank you all I guess.

Suho: Anytime! Feel free to call us about anything.

Sehun: Nope only call him anytime. The rest of us are busy having lives so check in first.

Tao: Burn

D.O.: WELL TAEYONG AND I ARE GOING OUT FOR CHICKEN. JUST US. SO DON’T ASK TO JOIN.

Kai: Give it a rest.

Baekhyun: No take Suho, maybe they can throw him in the fryer!

*Everyone laughs*

(Even Taeyong)

Suho: You know what? I really think I hate you all.

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EXO as McDonald Employees

Xiumin: Loves his job a lot. Wears the Ronald McDonald clown nose. Wears the clown nose even when he’s not working. Never takes it off. Family worries about him.

Luhan: Works the drive thru. Comes to work after flute lessons. Gets upset because customers call him a girl. Goes home. Plays his flute aggressively. 

Kris: Refuses to make chicken nuggets. Says it’s not his style. Finally tried one. Gets fired for eating the whole supply.

Suho: Parents own the restaurant. Forced to work there so he can learn about poor people food. Tried to fit in with everyone else. Doesn’t.

Lay: An employee who’s never at work. No one knows if he’s on vacation or just not coming back. Suspected he probably smoked weed on the job.

Baekhyun: Assembles patties. When he feels like it. Puts whatever ingredients he wants. Talks all the time. loudly. Gets 2 write ups a day. 

Chen: The Junior Manager. Still in training. Gives off a friendly impression. Collects toys from the happy meals to take home each day after work. 

Chanyeol: Cashier. Doesn’t understand the register. Makes corny jokes with the customers. Gets them annoyed. They leave. He doesn’t care. Takes a 2 hour break.

D.O.: Fries the French fries. Let’s them burn a lot. Imagines it’s his co-workers. Let’s them burn longer.

Kai: Makes shakes. Takes advantage of the employee discount. Spends whole pay check on chicken type items. Thinks it’s his dream job.

Tao: Always in the back on his phone. Only there for a paycheck. Needs money to pay off his tabs at the Gucci store.

Sehun: *Works at Chick fil a*

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EXO as People in Starbucks.

Xiumin: The college kid. Comes to study. Super sweet. Knows all the employees by name. Basically lives there.

Luhan: Likes the fruity drinks. Brings a book to read. Always polite. All the female baristas stare at him every day. They don’t think he see. But he does.

Kris: The Coffee Artist. Makes designs in coffee. No one can tell what they are suppose to be. Gets Fired

Suho: Only goes to Starbucks in the fall. Loves the cake pops. Orders Pumpkin Spice Lattes. 

Lay: Takes forever to decide what he wants. Orders something easy. Disappears when they call his name for pick up. May come back. Nobody knows.

Baekhyun: The Barista. Always talks loudly. Gets names wrong on purpose. Throws away orders if not picked up immediately. 

Chen: The manager. Super cool with the employees. Picks the Music Playlist. Sneaks his own original songs into the mix.

Chanyeol: Loiters around the entrance. Gives suggestions to customers walking in. Has things he should be doing. Comes in and asks for water.

D.O.: Buys a grande black coffee. Wants it to match the blackness in his heart. Doesn’t even know what sugar and creamer are.

Kai: Comes for hot chocolate and coffee cake. Thinks that Starbucks is over priced. Still comes every day. loves the experience. 

Tao: Buys one iced coffee. Takes 100 pics of it from different angles. Posts to Instagram. Throws away coffee. Leaves.

Sehun: Orders a no-whip, extra froth, half caf, half milk, ground stirred, twice heated, one ice venti latte. Takes one sip. Says it’s wrong. Makes them make another.

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