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SM: You’re boogie aunt who’s on her 3 marriage and her 4th round of Botox. Showed up to the reunion wearing her wedding dress from her 2nd marriage. You don’t trust her that much ever since she stole your identity when you were six but she always promises you fancy toys if you’ll be nice to her so you always give in.
YG: That one cousin that your uncle won’t acknowledge. Always has the freshest clothes on but you’re pretty sure his girlfriend bought them. Wore his designer shoes on your grandma’s good rug and also got choked out. Makes fun of you for not knowing of bands that play for audiences of 4.
JYP: You’re related but you have no idea how. He’s smart and knows a lot but you feel like you have to wash your hands after you shake his. He’s lowkey hitting on your mom which freaks you out, because you had a working theory that he was your father’s nephew.
BigHit: Honestly he was your sister’s shrimpy ex from 6th grade who got buff and started dating your great aunt Carol. He’s like 20 years younger than all the other grownups but he’s got life together, with a car and a house.
Starship: Your pretty cousin you grew up with. She’s always been cool and gets along with everyone but she’s still can’t seem to find the place where she belongs. She tells you that she’s into yoga, meditating, and being mature, but you catch her in the bathroom taking selfies with the dog filter.
Pledis: Hit the lottery 4 years ago and got that money coming in fresh every week. Not like he’s sees much of the money though because he has several baby mommas that are getting child support for all seventeen of his kids. He doesn’t care though, he’s just happy to be at the reunion and not in prison like he thought he would be.
FNC: Your older sister who is going through a “phase” according to your mom….except the phase seems like it won’t end and you really want her to get her act together. Your big sis used to be reliable and always spoke her mind. But now she’s rebelling all the time and you worry about her more than you should have to.
Cube: He got cut out of the photo album and you caught your grandmother trying to erase his name from the family tree.
Woollim: He’s here but he’s on crutches cause he broke his leg a few weeks ago. He told you he broke it tripping over a set of stair but your mom thinks he got into a fight with his 2nd ex wife SM. Always gives you candies for hugs.
