SEVENTEEN Reaction to Waking Up with their Girlfriend’s hair on their Face {Requested}

“Seventeen reactions when they wake up finding their faces covered by their gf´s long hair”

Here you go anon! :)

S.Coups: Would smile to himself as he slowly rose and tried to move without waking you. Your hair would tickle his nose and he’d try his best to hold his sneezes in just so that you could sleep longer.

Jeonghan: Would initially be confused and think that it was his own hair, only to startle you awake as he tried to flick it out of his face. “Sorry” He would offer with a blush as you woke up confused and concerned.

Joshua: Would lay absolutely still and enjoy the soft touch of your hair caressing his face. He would breathe in your favorite conditioner and smile to himself at the sweetness of the moment.

Jun: Would carefully reach into his pocket pull out his phone and snap a picture. When you wake up later in the day and check IG you would see the picture with the caption “Even when she’s sleeping my girl won’t let me go.”

Hoshi: “Hey” He would whisper. “Is this your way of telling me you want to sleep on my pillow too?” as you still slept he would pull your body in closer and snuggle you tight.

Woozi: Would slowly run his fingers through your curls marveling at their perfect spirals, before sitting up and trying his best to put your hair perfectly back in place without waking you.

Wonwoo: Having you so close to him when he woke up would make him smile inside. He’d brush the hair out of his face and back behind your ear before stretching an arm out over you to hold you secure as you both lay down. He would bask in the sounds of your shallow breathing and scoot up to rest his head on your shoulder.

Seokmin: “I’m going blind!” Would be his first words as he woke up to the thick mane of hair in his face. “Don’t be so dramatic” You would tell him, eyes still closed. “it’s only hair.” 

“But it’s attacking me!!!” He would scream playfully as he began swatting at your hair. “I can’t hear you” You would call as you pulled your pillow over your head, ignoring his tugs on your hair.

Mingyu: “I knew she would fall asleep first.” He would smirk to himself. “And now she has her hair all in my eye balls and in my mouth.” His laughter would wake you and he would try to pretend to be asleep as soon as you sat up.

The8: Once he woke up and noticed your hair in his face he would grin and slowly reach up and tickle your ear lobe. You would jolt awake, nearly falling off of the sofa and he would laugh and apologize as you held on for dear life not to fall.

Seungkwan: Would feel like a million bucks that you felt so comfortable to lay as crazy as you wanted beside him. When you woke up he would tell you that he thought he was wearing a wig with you practically laying right over him.

Vernon: Would gently brush the hair out of his eyes before sitting up slightly, leaning over, and giving you a kiss right on the outer corner of your mouth.

Dino: Would be so surprised that you had both fallen asleep and that you had stayed in his arms the whole time. He would use his face to gently nudge your hair over, but then smile softly and try to go back to sleep.

SEVENTEEN as DISNEY Princesses {Requested}

“If you can do this, can you do Seventeen as Disney Princesses (bc there are 13 members of Seventeen and 13 Disney Princesses of you count Anna and Elsa)? Thx so much :)”

Sure! Here you go anon! :)

S.Coups: Ariel

 He’s fiery but caring.Curious and filled with wonder. Always happy and brightens the mood whenever his smile grows. Sometimes too trusting but that’s because he has a kind soul.

Jeonghan: Rapunzel

No matter how hard he tries his hair has becoming a defining part of his personality. But don’t think that he lets that stop him. He’s still a spunky boy that is feisty and demands respect. Yes heads turn when he enters but his intellect keeps them glued even more.

Joshua: Belle 

Studious and polite. Respectful and well-mannered. He can bring out the best in even the most “animalistic” personality. Even though he’s a “good” boy everyone who meets him wants him and he handles all of the attention with grace and poise.

Jun: Mulan

 His mission in life is to save China one eye roll at a time. Cares a lot about honor and pride. His friends sometimes get on his nerves but he would fight for them to the ends of the world. Capable of anything he puts his mind to.

Hoshi: Jasmine

 Sharp as a tact. Always thinking 3 steps ahead. Is a total hoe but believes in love at first sight at the same time. Makes his own path and doesn’t let others dictate the choices in his life.

Woozi: Elsa

Serious but that’s because he’s focused. Gifted but sometimes feels stressed from the pressure of so much talent. Has amazing leadership skills and truly cares for his friends as his family. 

Wonwoo: Sleeping Beauty

His body won’t always cooperate with what he wants but he doesn’t let it get him down. Lowkey and behind the scenes but he doesn’t mind. He knows what he’s comfortable with and he loves being a support.

DK: Anna

World Peace Advocate. Takes it personally if someone is sad or depressed. Will spend his life to bring joy and happiness to others. Would rather sing his words than speak them.

Mingyu: Pocahontas

Nature Champion. Very resourceful. A human Swiss Army Knife. Independent and adventurous. Not known for staying in one place for very long at all. A strong presence that never takes no for an answer.

The8: Snow White

A gentle spirit that oozes nothing but goodness from every pore. Moved in with strangers that he didn’t really know but became fast friends. Has iconic hairstyles. Likes things to go a certain way and being orderly.

Seungkwan: Cinderella

A rose among the thorns. May be considered lowly but will rise to great heights. A jewel for any crown. His entrance commands respect and attention and he specializes in leaving an impression that is utterly unforgettable.

Vernon: Tiana

Has a dream for greatness that he pours his life into. Wants to make his family proud of the person he’s becoming. Doesn’t have time for games or distractions. Has had some missteps in the past but has moved on and moved forward. 

Dino: Merida

Headstrong and proud. Young and capable. Mature for his age but still has things he needs to learn. Wanting to find the perfect blend of traditional creativity but contemporary freshness to live his life by. Loyal to the end.

SEVENTEEN Reaction to SEEING their Daughter’s First KISS {Requested}

“Can you do a "seventeen when their daughter has her first kiss in front of the doorstep and he sees it" reaction? Is that weird??”

 I’ve had weirder lol Here you go anon :)

S. Coups: “My heart wasn’t prepared for this! When did she grow up? I could have sworn that she still thought boys had cooties!”

Jeonghan: “I hope she won’t feel like she has to date that sloppy loser from now on. Good gravy, the last time I saw that much water it flooded for two weeks!”

Joshua: “What?! I didn’t look out the window....psh you know me! I’m a “cool” dad! *whispers* look who thinks she’s a lady now....What?! I didn’t say anything! Promise!”

Jun: “I’m not avoiding you! Why would I? Such a a strange question. It’s not like I saw my daughter kiss some punk and all my dreams are shattered as I mourn my baby girl’s youth.”

Hoshi: “Dude!! Hey don’t mind me I’m just her dad, but jeez louise put some effort into it! You look like a limp jellyfish!”

Woozi: “Um okay....Not what I was expecting to see when I looked out the window... Godd for her...He looked like a nice dude.. I guess...I think I need to go lay down now..”

Wonwoo: “Honey go back out there and tell him that I will literally eat him if he ever kisses you at my house again..I mean it. Tell him I’ll even soak him in hot sauce first!”

DK: “Hahahahhahahha Where do you think your going young man?? Just kissing girls and driving off?? Oh nooo! You and me are going to have a little chat in that secluded wooded area over there. Don’t be afraid, you may come back alive.”

Mingyu: “I want you to know that I saw what you did earlier and that I trust you and that I’ll do my best not to make it weird, okay?”

The8: “Since you decided to live out your fairy tale dreams on the porch step, your mother won’t stop going on and on about how me having a serious talk with you about boys. So here goes. Rule 1. Avoid them. Rule 2. Forever. Do you feel like you learned anything today?”

Seungkwan: “Excuse me young man, but I couldn’t help but notice that you kissed my daughter earlier. Just know that if I catch her crying over you in the next couple of weeks that you’re body will be found floating at the bottom of a lagoon.”

Vernon: “No!!!!! You had to kiss the neighbor?!! How am I ever suppose to look that kid in the eye again knowing what he did to you?? No, don’t tell me I’m being dramAtic I’M NOT BEING DRAMATIC!”

Dino: “Just an innocent night out with my daughter..really..so why did it look like your face was super glued to hers? If I catch you playing the spit swap game with my daughter on my porch one more time I promise I’ll make you go bye bye.”

SEVENTEEN X Grandparents ADVICE {Requested}

“If you were to die tomorrow and seventeen are your grandchildren what would you say to them in your will? ( I'm asking blogs that I like this same question c: ) P.s congrats on the 3000 followers you deserve it!!!”

Thanks and here you go anon! :)

S. Coups: You’re doing a great job. Give yourself more space to grow and know that you have a whole team behind you that loves and supports you.

Jeonghan: Be nicer to the young ones! They look up to you so much but don’t lose that sense of humor! Sometimes laughter is the only thing you’ll have to get through by, so hold onto your cheerful spirit tightly.

Joshua: I want you to know that you don’t have to be boxed in. Try new things. Explore! Find what makes you happy then do your busy to reach it as a goal.

Jun: You could lay off some f the grease and ease a little on the cheese, but besides that you’re gold and I’m very proud of the man that I have seen you grow into.

Hoshi: Take moments for you. Yes working hard is important but also making sure you’re in a good head space is important too. Don’t let your health take a back seat. 

Woozi: Rest More. Learn how to put your pencil down and actually waste time. Count the ceiling tiles. Get an adult coloring book. Just step back and I promise things will actually come into a greater focus.

Wonwoo: You measure up. You aren’t lacking anything, so do not fall into the trap of comparing yourself to others. I promise that you are doing just fine.

DK: Keep your joy. Keep your light. I know sometimes you feel down to and that being happy all the tie can be a burden. But don’t let those moments linger. When you smile souls lights up and the world would not be as bright if your smile ever faded.

Mingyu: Don’t hurry to grow up. As cheesy as it sounds this is really a great time for you in life. So make the most of all of the moments. Attack each day with vigor and gusto and make things happen.

The8: You matter. There may be times when you or others doubt your talents, abilities and worth but don’t listen to the voices. They’re all lies. You are a hard worker that is caring and giving and you deserve the world. 

Seungkwan: Your family is proud. You accomplished your dream. You did it and and we are all applauding your successes. But even if a time comes where you don’t quite meet your goal, don’t sweat. We are not going anywhere and we will forever be proud of you.

Vernon: Don’t be afraid to speak your mind. It’s nice to be considerate and respectful to others but don’t let your thought and ideas go unnoticed. What you have to offer is just as important as everyone else.

Dino: Keep going! You have matured and grown so much in every aspect of your life and career and all I have to say is for you to continue you on. It’s exciting to see you grow into your future self more and more everyday.

SEVENTEEN Reaction to Meeting a Fan with Rainbow Colored Hair {Requested}

“Seventeen’s reaction to meeting a fan with rainbow colored hair.”

Here you go anon! :)

S.Coups:“I’m sorry that this happened to you and that no one was there to save you.”

Jeonghan:“No offense but you look like you fell off an ice cream truck. Not trying to be shady but you may want to try the “bald” look now.“

Joshua: “Oh um…well it’s definitely hair so..”

Jun: “Lol did you lose a bet with a bottle of hair dye?”

Hoshi: “Its……different….unique! I like all those colors…just usually separately.”

Woozi: “Please don’t ask me to comment on your hair. It leaves me speechless……no Not the good kind of speechless.”

Wonwoo: “I think it’s cold, you should wear a hat…..no that’s not the sun shining out there you must be blind it’s raining and snowing and you need a hat…or two.”

DK: “Ooh it’s so pretty i love it but on another unrelated note, when are you going to dye it again? Just asking.”

Mingyu: “Oh nothing I just think of something funny whenever I see you. It’s not the hair believe me….I would totally tell you if i thought you hair was a train wreck.”

The8: “We’ll get through this together.”

Seungkwan: “Aughg!! You scared me! Coming in here looking like the cotton candy ghost and almost gave me a heart attack. Fire your stylist, they hate you.”

Vernon: “Hahahaha that’s a good joke! Using chalk to make it look like a 2 year old colored your hair! Wait…is it real? You’re not good at making wise choices much are ya?”

Dino: “Is it a wig? Oh….too bad. OUCH! hey I never said i was good at pretending!”

SEVENTEEN Reaction to You Falling In Their Laps on a Train Ride {Requested}

“ Can you do a seventeen reaction when you’re on a train together (they have a crush on you) and all of the sudden the train moves really fast so you end up falling onto their lap? Your blog is so cute btw!”

Thank you! Here you go anon! :)

S.Coups: “Oh! Well hello…no you don’t have to apologize, we were moving pretty fast. Um I’m Seungcheol, actually I was hoping that I would get the chance to talk to you and here you appeared.”

Jeonghan: “Don’t be embarrassed, hey if you look at it like this, if I didn’t catch you, you would have ended up on the floor. I guess I’m your guardian angel….Okay I know that was cheesy but it did make you smile so..”

Joshua: “It’s funny how things have a way of working out. I think that you landing here in my arms now may have been fate, I’m Joshua and I would love to know more about you.”

Jun: “I’m not laughing at you I promise, I’m just in shock that I my dream girl fell out of the sky and into my embrace. THIS ISN’T A LINE! I’m being genuine I promise. You’re the one I’ve been waiting for.”

Hoshi: “Ah are you trying to take a nap? Did you not see me? No don’t blush I was just making a joke. I know you didn’t mean to fall butttt now that you have you can stay all day…..kidding kidding!”

Woozi: “This is sort of awkward for me too, let me help you stand. Uh, hi I’m Jihoon, I saw you earlier in line. I’m happy that you’re the person I get to sit next to on this trip. You don’t have to cover your mouth ,your smile is really pretty.”

Wonwoo: “Oomph..Woah it’s okay, just a little unexpected and I think my book kind of jabbed my ribs….No It’s fine probably won’t even really bruise. Are you okay though? Lol just your pride? Don’t sweat it, You’re probably the best thing that’s ever dropped on me.”

DK: “I didn’t scream I just reacted loudly verbally. It was sort of a surprise since I was looking down. I’m fine, don’t worry. The only problem i’m having is controlling my heart from racing while talking to you.”

Mingyu: “Well it was a big seat, so I guess I can share lol I’ll stand up. You just sit down until the train stops shaking. I’ll be okay. I was taught to have good manners anyway, and being nice to a petty girl is just icing on the cake.”

The8: “I’m fine, how are you? That was so sudden! No time to even try and catch anything. No I don’t think that you did it on purpose. I’m already over it. i’m Minghao by the way. Why don’t you tell me about your trip?”

Seungkwan: “No I won’t lend you my shades so that you can hide, you already took my lap from me isn’t that enough? Don’t apologize again I’m playing with you on purpose. I know it wasn’t your fault. How about you make it up to by letting me take you to the dining car for lunch?”

Vernon: “At least we’re both laughing, I know the other people on the train must think we’re silly. But who cares what they think. These things just happen….but I will admit that I’m happy it happened to me.”

Dino: “Well since we’re meeting like this let me introduce myself, I’m Lee Chan and you must be the girl from my dreams. Nice to meet you in the daylight.”

SEVENTEEN Reaction to Kissing YOU and Being Told They Have Bad Breath {Requested}

“Can I request a Seventeen reaction from you kissing them and then playfully telling them they have bad breath ? I don’t know why I just think this would be interesting to see”

Here you go anon :)

S. Coups: “I’ll be disappearing from the face of the planet now because of shame and embarrassment. I hope you’re happy.”

Jeonghan: “Umm…you know that I was doing you a favor right?? Give me my kiss back! *rubs your lips vigorously with his hand*

Joshua: “I’ll try and accept that because I am a perfect Gentleman, BUT at the same time just know I’m thinking of a corny comeback in 5 different languages.”

Jun: “Unfazed and unbothered. I’ll just find someone else who appreciates the sweet tang of my funky breath.”

Hoshi: “Well well um that’s rude…. how about just handing me a stick of bubblegum next time. Now my feelings are hurt.”

Wonwoo: “Girl if you don’t  quit playin…*looks around to make sure no one overheard* I didn’t get out of the hospital to be treated like this.

Woozi: “Are you serious rn? This is your kind of humor? I think we need to have a talk.”

DK: “I brushed my teeth for 5 minutes and 55 seconds so that is statistically impossible for my breath to smell b—- Oh wait i did forget that I had onions on my burger earlier. My bad.

Mingyu: “Ohhh realllyyy?! Brb! Do you have floss or toothpaste in your purse or something?? Nevermind I’ll use my shirt.”

The8: “Right back atcha!” *ooooooo is all you here from the guys in the background*

Seungkwan: “AHHHHHAHHHHAHHHAHHHAHH!!! There you go! Now you just experienced the stench in 4 octaves. Be blessed.”

Vernon: “What did you just say?? Me?? I’m sorry! *covers mouth with his hands and backs away*

Dino: “Oh i see, I’ll pretend like it’s my breath that is stank and crusty when we both know it’s really just you. That’s fine.”

EXO Emergency #RoommateswithSEVENTEEN?? Pt. 3

Suho: Okay it’s time for another mee– Wait…Hoshi, why are you the only one here?

Hoshi: We drew straws for who would have to attend the meeting and give a summary back to the others. I lost….obviously.

Suho:

Suho: EVERYONE GET IN HERE NOW!!!

Chanyeol: *enters with Vernon* Gah you don’t have to be so loud we’re literally all in the next room playing Pokemon Go.

Baekhyun: *enters with Joshua* THANKS SUHO YOU JUST INTERRUPTED ME WHEN I HAD 10 MINUTES LEFT ON MY LUCKY EGGS!

Joshua: Baekhyun remember what we practiced? Inside voice.

Baekhyun:

Baekhyun: Who are you again?

Chen: *enters with DK* What even counts as an emergency anymore? I swear we have these meetings almost everyday.

DK: We didn’t have this many meetings when we stayed at our own dorms. It’s kind of like you guys like to argue.

Suho: Argue?? Lol We’re EXO! We don’t argue.

Woozi: *enters with D.O.* Great looks like we walked in for the “not facing reality” part of the meeting.

D.O.: Believe me it’s not just a part. It’s a 24/7 experience here. 

Suho: You know I can hear you right?

Woozi: And?

D.O.: Good to know your ears work.

Suho:

Sehun: *enters with Jeonghan* What did we miss?

Vernon: Nothing so far. The only thing we’re doing is roll call.

Sehun: What’s even the point of coming 11 minutes late anymore if it makes no difference whatsoever.

Chanyeol: Well so far it’s been 11 minutes of boredom and wasted time.

Kai: *enters with Dino* Sorry for being late. We were both rehearsing and coaching each other with our choreo.

Hoshi: He already knows what everyone was really up to.

Kai: Oh. Sorry Suho.

Suho: Whatever. Where’s S.Coups?

Seungwan: *enters with Xiumin* Your guess is as good as mine, but when he gets here I need to know if I can change my roommate. If I have to watch that baby Minseok dancing video one more time I’m going to scream.

Xiumin: Well to be fair I don’t exactly like having to listen to you practice your hosting skills in front of the mirror every night. No one cares you’re from Jeju.

DK: SHOTS FIREDDDD!!!!

Seungkwan:

Chen: Dang who taught Xiumin how to clap back like that??

Xiumin: Believe it or not, I pick up on some of the stuff I overhear you and Baekhyun saying about Suho.

Baekhyun:

Suho:

Baekhyun: I can explain.

Jeonghan: I just got a text from S.Coups, he said he was waiting for some friends outside but he’ll be back in a few.

Lay: *enters with Jun and The8*  What’s up?

Jun: So Kris isn’t here today?

Suho:

Suho: Junhui? That’s you’re name right?

Jun: Yeah

Suho: WHY WOULD HE BE HERE??? HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO EXPLAIN THIS??!!

Chanyeol: Someone forgot to take their meds.

The8: *whispers to Lay* So is this the kind of treatment the ex members had to deal with?

Lay: Basically

Suho: I’m sorry! I’m just trying to get this meeting going and we’re still missing 3 people! Where’s Mingyu and Wonwoo?

Mingyu: *enters with Wonwoo* Here!

Wonwoo: We were hoping we’d be overlooked so we just stayed in the other room.

DK: At least you’re both honest.

Suho: *stares at ceiling* What did I do to deserve this?

Chanyeol: Well you don’t do much so….

S.Coups: *enters with three guests* I apologize everyone. We all started talking in the hall and I lost track of the time.

Dino: OMG it’s all the ex Exo members!

Kris: Ayo wassup?

Luhan: Wow there’s a lot of you!  Nice to mee– Wait who’s the chick with Sehun?

Jeonghan: Actually I’m a guy, my name is Jeonghan and me and Sehun are roo–

Sehun: Why are you worried about it Lu?

Tao *clears throat* Hi guys, I’ve heard alot about you.

Suho: S.Coups, why did you bring them here?

S.Coups: Well you know it’s our last meeting together since BTS has given us permission to bunk with them for a few days while we still wait for our dorms to be repaired. I just thought it would be nice if all got to hang out before we go.

Baekhyun: You guys are leaving??

Chen: When was anyone going to tell us?!

Suho: That’s literally what this meeting was suppose to be about.

Baekhyun+Chen: Oh.

Kris: We were all in the area anyway so we decided we may as well drop in.

Luhan: Nice comeback by the way. Monster was dope.

Sehun: I totally got a major rapping part in it by the way, no big deal, just sayin’.

Tao: So how many Chinese members have you lost?

S. Coups: None.

Luhan: Really? you’re still o17?

Hoshi: Actually we hav–

D.O.: THIRTEEN! THEY HAVE THIRTEEN! THAT’S ALL YOU NEED TO KNOW.

Tao: Sorta getting the feeling that you all may be getting sick of each other.

Chanyeol: Sorta?

S.Coups: Anyway I asked them if they wanted to stay the night for old time’s sake and they agreed.

Kai: Tao can stay with me and Dino, no problem.

Tao: Sweet! I like to be the little spoon.

Dino: What?

Tao: Shhh just go with it.

Dino:

Dino: I want to change rooms.

Jeonghan: Yeah and Luhan can stay with me and Sehun.

Sehun: Um no.

Luhan: You don’t want to share a room with me?

Sehun: It took a while but I finally got over you leaving.

Suho: *whispers* How?

Jun: *mutters to Lay* Just how many ships does your group have??

Lay: You’d be surprised.

Kris: Where should I sleep?

Suho: Well I have an extra bed and a couch that’s available in my room.

Kris:

Kris So Where should I sleep?

Chanyeol: You can come with me and Vernon. We don’t have any more beds or a couch but we do have lots of floor space.

Kris: Deal.

Baekhyun: Are we done now?

Suho: Sure.

Chen: Really?? You really don’t have any last words?

S.Coups: Yeah Suho this is our last night. This is the perfect time to say your final words.

Suho: Don’t let the door hit you on the way out *leaves*

Seventeen:

Exo:

Chanyeol: DID WE JUST GET SUHO’ED???

Seungkwan: I think we did.

Sehun: It kinda hurts.

D.O.: Maybe we should treat him better…..

Kai:

Lay:

Xiumin:

Exo+Seventeen: Nahhhhhhh

Kris: He’ll get over it. 

Suho: *from his room* I CAN HEAR ALL OF YOU!!!

Kris: See? Good as new.

Suho: *from his room* I HATE YOU ALL!

~DK from SEVENTEEN as a Husband {Requested}

“Can you do DK as a husband?”

Here you go anon! :)

Being married to this cutie pie would include:

-  Him cracking jokes at 12pm and whenever

- Sharing Clothes

- Him attempting making breakfast for you.

- LOTS of cuddling 

- “ You make me the happiest guy in the world”

- Random road trips to wherever 

- Hugs, hugs, hugs, hugs, hugs, and hugs

- Constantly worrying for you

- Always making sure that you feel loved and safe

- Pet names 

- “ I’ll stop tickling you if you admit my jokes are funny.”

- Him using your body as his own special pillow 

- Sings for you 24/7

- Hates being away from you

- Piggy back rides through the grocery store

- “ I probably love you more then you love me... which is saying ALOT”

- Making forts out of sheets and watch movies and cuddle under them together

- Sticky notes to remind you he loves you

- Wipes the crumbs off your face

- Late night deep talks

- Love notes taped to mirrors,walls,etc

- Whenever your sad he massages you + lots of cuddles

- Surprise Tickles and Kisses

- Constantly taking pictures of you

- “Jagi you look beautiful”

- You can expect him to bring flowers for you every week

- Park dates and pizza

- Random adventures to wherever

- “ What do you call a fake noodle? AN IMPASTA!”

- Smiles at you when he thinks thinks your not looking

- Cracks lame puns to make you laugh

- Lazy days were you can both hang out and do anything

- “ You are my sunshine, my only sunshine...”

- Whispering sweet things in your ear as you fall asleep

Basically being married to happy virus Dk, would be the best thing ever. This boy is practically a ball of sunshine and jokes.  He’ll always make sure to keep you happy and smiling. He isn’t afraid to hide anything from you, he would love you so dearly. 

A/N: ommleggeee I’m so sorry if this isn’t that good, i hope this turns out how the anon wanted it. >.< 

~ @minghoe8

17 Thoughts while Watching SEVENTEEN'S "아주 Nice" MV

1. Jun and Minghao are the Thumbnail! Yay for China Line recognition! 2. DK is serving seductive face and he’s serving it well done. 3. Grey hair S.Coups! *Squeals* 4. Is this girl real? 5. Knocking boys out by glitter that’s so “Kesha” of her. 6. Vernon’s lipstick is popping! Where can I cop that? 7. These freaking suspenders are so cute! 8. Once again why did they not just cast Jeonghan as the love interest. Him ever being rejected is unbelievable. 9. WEN JUNHUI THIS IS YOUR TIME! 10. Brb creepy girl, gotta dance real quick. 11. This girl has one facial expression. 12. Hit that note Seungkwan! 13. Are they dyingg??!! 14. Is this song about murder?!?! 15. Is this a cry for help??! 16. Why does death look so aesthetically pleasing? 17. I’m that puff of dust at the end exploding from emotions.

What she’s saying: How am I doing today? Oh fine.

What she’s thinking: Okay so first Ren gets a weave and cuts Jeonghan’s hair to remind everyone who the original pretty boy is thennnn Jeonghan bounces back by stealing that weave, dyeing it brown and gluing it to his hat so that he LITERALLY HAS HAT HAIR! The real question is who will end up with the weave and why doesn’t Pledis just buy enough Brazilian bundles of hair for all their idols because then and ONLY then will there truly be peace at Pledis Entertainment!

SEVENTEEN Reaction to You Telling Them You’re Allergic to Pick up Lines {Requested}

“hai can u do seventeen reactions to u telling them that ure allergic to pick up lines? thanks!”

Here you go anon! :)

S.Coups: “You’re no fun anyway! If you were a basketball i really would never shoot you because I would always MISS you! That took me all day to think of!”

Jeonghan: “I’ll have you know that I don’t even NEED pick up lines! I was just trying to make me talking to you seem more normal and for my overwhelming beauty to not knock you over!” 

Joshua: “Play it off Josh just keep dancing so that she won’t know how awkward you feel right now. Nothing to see here! Just riding the rhythm!”

Jun: “I licked my fingers because I saw something sweet! It was youuu! How can you not like that!”

Hoshi: “Where did I go wrong? I asked you if you were from Tennessee because you were the only 10 I SEE!! Who cares if you never been to America that line was GOLD!”

Wonwoo: “You see this?? This was my feelings...and now their gone. I hope you’re happy.”

Woozi: “Then I’m allergic to you so looks like we both have a problem.”

DK: “How about I just tell you you’re pretty instead then! I can sing Pretty U for you.....If you go out with me!”

Mingyu: “But you do really looking tired from running through my mind all day am I wrong?? You can tell me..”

The8: “Darn it okay well if pick up lines don’t work then how about me just picking you up...does 8pm work for you?”

Seungkwan: “I didn’t prepare anything else though! Umm okay do you...no that’s no good errr do you like...Please just listen to my line!!”

Vernon: “Is anyone else hearing this? Is she really trying to tell me that my amazingly crafted words make her sick?! Sounds like someone had to many wacks in her mac.”

Dino: “I’ll try this then. You plus me equals end of story. Do you like that? Nice and direct. Sighh I can’t help being this smooth.”

EXO Emergency #RoommatesWithSEVENTEEN??{Requested}

“Can you please do a “SEVENTEEN Living Together with Exo?” Please. :) I love your imagines btw. Fighting ^^ Joshua Hong’s”

Here You go @manse17caratforever :)

Suho: Okay Every–

Chanyeol: Stop right there. Can someone tell me why Seventeen is here?

Seungkwan: Hey guys!

Baekhyun: Who’s Seventeen? Who are all of these kids? Is this some Big Brother mentoring program?

Suho: *sighs* No, it’s not a mentoring program. Seventeen’s dorms flooded last night and they need a place to stay. Our CEOs are close and suggested them using our dorms.

D.O.: But we only have 3 empty beds not 17.

Hoshi: Actually we have 13 members separated into 3 units and together we are one. That’s where you get Seventeen.

D.O.: 

D.O.: Did i ask?

Woozi: *whispers* Soulmate.

Chen: Lol remember when we could say “We are One” and no one laughed at us? 

Suho: *whispers* I still say it.

S.Coups: Excuse me, but where is your leader? I really wanted to talk to Kris.

Xiumin:

Kai:

Lay:

Baekhyun: *snickers*

Suho: *clears throat* I’m the leader. Kris left…..2 years ago. What can I help you with?

S.Coups: Really? Wow you don’t seem like a leader, I never would have guessed.

Suho:

Chen: This may be the best day of my life.

Sehun: Hey who’s the pretty one? 

Jeonghan: Hello I’m Jeonghan, nice to meet you.

Sehun: You remind me of someone I lost long ago. Let’s be friends.

Xiumin: This is so strange.

Lay: You all have Chinese members right? Um let me meet with them for a sec….I have things I need to tell them. *grabs Jun and The8. Leaves*

Suho: Okay let’s try and regain some order. Now I know our group is a good deal older than you guys but I want to let you know that we’ll respect your group and your opin……what are you doing?

S.Coups: Oh sorry, Chen was giving me Kris’s number.

Suho:

Vernon: Hey Chanyeol I just wanted to tell you that I REALLY look up to you and would love to talk to you about music.

Chanyeol: Okay I’m laying dibs on this one right here so I’m good now. *grabs Vernon and leaves*

Baekhyun: Gosh dang it! fine give me a singer.

Seungkwan: *starts walking over*

Baekhyun: Who’s less of a diva than me.

Seungkwan: *turns and walks back*

Kai: I wouldn’t mind bunking with a dancer.

Dino: *moonwalks over* That’ll be me bro *both moonwalk and body roll out*

Suho: What about Wonwoo and Mingyu?

Mingyu: Sorry we’re a package deal. We’ll just stay together.

Woozi: Of course you would.

D.O. : I want the cute grumpy mean one. It’s like looking in a mirror *grabs Woozi and leaves*

Suho: This is taking too long. Baekhyun and Josh you’re roommates now.

Baekhyun: I don’t think good and evil can exist in the same place.

Joshua: We might cancel each other out.

Suho: Get over it. Chen you’ve got DK.

Chen: Sweet! Crazy vocals and crazy period. This could work.

DK: The camel looking one was always my fave anyway.

Suho: Xiumin you and Seungkwan okay?

Xiumin: No problem. Hey Seungkwan wanna see my baby videos?

Seungkwan: Not really.

Suho: That leaves Hoshi and S.Coups. Dang i wish we had a few more members.

Baekhyun: …..Nobody say it. But we all know we’re thinking the same thing right now

Suho: Baekhyun leave and take Hoshi with you and Josh.

Hoshi: PARTAYY!

Suho: Okay that’s all settled and I’ll share with S.Coups.

S.Coups:

S.Coups: Let me try texting Kris again.

Suho: HE’S NOT COMING!! DONT YOU THINK I’VE TRIED??!! HE WON’T RESPOND TO ANYTHING!!

Exo:

Seventeen:

Suho: I’m sorry, it’s just really hard for me. I have trust issues now.

S.Coups:*whispers to Sehun* Can I please bunk with you and Jeonghan?

Sehun: Yeah you should come with us, this crazy might be contagious.

Suho: I hate you all.

SEVENTEEN as ANIMALS in the Zoo {Requested}

“I just spent ages going through all of you blog (well, the age-appropriate parts) with my little sister and she thinks you're absolutely fantastic. She wanted me to request Seventeen as animals in a zoo xD”

Awh Thanks! Here you go @glitterykoreanboyband! :)

S.Coups: Looks tough but is actually a sweetie pie. Makes friends with everyone. Yep, Seungcheol was born to be a hippo. I just wouldn’t want a hippo to come jump on me for a picture tho....

Jeonghan: “Hey don’t mind me just being the most gorgeous bird in the room! Carry on!” Jeonghan is an eyecatcher and even when you don’t want to you’ll always be drawn into his beauty(and he knows it too ugghhh).

Joshua: So sweet and innocent you just want to wrap him up and kiss his nose. Petition to ask Jisoos to turn himself into a hamster so that I could hold him in the palm of my hand forever.

Jun: You know he’s up to something. You know if something goes wrong he did it. You just can’t be 100% sure when it comes to this playful little fox.

Hoshi: Always working with a mouth that never stops running. Beaver life is the best life and Hoshi does it well!

Woozi: Fast and busy but super cute. Always on the go! Are we sure that Woozi isn’t already a penguin?? (Conspiracy Alert!!)

Wonwoo: Tall. Likes Food. Doesn’t do much. Yep just check all of the boxes because a giraffe is Wonwoo’s spirit animal.

DK: You can’t help but smile when you see a pony and Seokmin is the smiliest guy alive. If unicorns were real he’d be one.

Mingyu: Yes our dirty but lovable flower boy is a skunk. But he’s one cute skunk that’s for sure!

The8: Honestly he just looks straight up like this kangaroo when he eats and I’m dyinnggg at the resemblance.

Seungkwan: Made for the spotlight. Lives to be worshipped and adored. A Swan is the go to for this diva boo.

Vernon: Because he wants the street cred of being a bear but is really nothing but a soft ball of cuddly fur inside.

Dino: Would definitely be a  monkey! He’s wild and wants to do his on thing but also will let the peasants take care of him. 

SEVENTEEN’S Reaction to Their Girlfriend Being Scared of THUNDERSTORMS #PerformanceUnit {Requested}

“Hello hellooo your blog is lovely and your posts are wonderful i luv u <3 If you're up for it I was wondering if I could request seventeen's performance unit (although I'm really just here for minghao tbh) and how they'd react to a crush or s/o who's afraid of thunderstorms? Thanks so much boo sorry if the request is weird lol luv u <3″

Awhh thanks! It’s not weird at all! Here you go anon! :)

Jun: “Okay Jagi, just breath in and out. You’re safe with me and I’m not going to let anything hurt you.” He’d tell you after you screamed when the thunder shook the house. “April showers bring May flowers and after they bloom then comes Jun!” He’d sing as he found a blanket and laid it over you. “What comes after Jun?” You’d ask him as he sat down and cuddled beside you. “Nothing comes after Jun, because Jun would never leave his precious flower.”

Hoshi: “Admit it” He’d repeat making you roll your eyes as the rain beat against the windows of the house. “Fine, I called you over here because I was scared and I didn’t want to be alone” you’d grudgingly conceed as you lay your head on his shoulder. “Well I’m happy you did” He’d say give your a gentle hair stroke. “Because the thought of you having to face your fears all alone scares me too.”

The8: “Watch me Jagi!” He would stand up and say when you jumped at the sound of the thunder. “Whenever you’re feeling scared just close your eyes, shake your head and imagine yourself catching that thing that scares you and making it poof away!” You’d smile at his positivity, “does that really work?” You’d ask. “It always does. How do you think that I ever got over my fear of letting you know I  fell for you...”

 Dino: “Hey don’t be afraid babe! You’ve heard of a rain dance right? Well I have a reverse rain dance. and believe me a little thunder and lightening can never beat me.” He’d have you laughing so hard that you would forget about the outer storm as you watched him do wild. zany dance moves all over the house.

SEVENTEEN at an Amusement Park {Requested}

“Can you do Seventeen at an amusement park?”

Here you go anon! :)

S.Coups: Brings his camera and tries to make memories. Ends up taking photos alone with strangers because all his friends ditched him to do their own thing. Consoles himself with a corn dog.

Jeonghan: Goes to the House of Mirrors. Gets mesmerized by his own beauty coming from hundreds of different mirrors. Moves in.

Joshua: Gets asked over and over again if he’s one of the fairy tale “princes” that work there. Finally decides to just say yes and spends the day posing with random people’s kids. Somehow gets voted as “Employee of the Day”.

Jun: Cuts every line he sees. Actually took candy a lollipop from a baby when their mom wasn’t looking. Refuses to get off of rides when their done and eventually gets banned for life.

Hoshi: Eats too much cotton candy. Throws up on the Twirl-a-Whirl. Vows to never do that again. 5 minutes later has more cotton candy.

Woozi: Turns around and walks the other way whenever he sees someone he knows. Gets frustrated when all the ride operators tell him he’s too short to board. Ends up only riding kiddie rides. Still has fun even though he would never admit it.

Woonwoo: Takes his time and really enjoys every activity. Uses his tickets wisely and still has things to do once everyone else is already done and waiting at the car. Loves the roller coasters the most.

DK: Gets stuck for 6 hours on the “Deadly Dangerous Death” ride 400 feet in the air. When rescued kisses everyone nearby plus the ground in relief.

Mingyu: Rides the water attractions all day. Gets professionally photographed getting sprayed by water on the log float. Picture is used to advertise for the park.

The8: Has a 4 page list of what sights to see and what attractions to ride to have the most fun. Buys a a park T-shirt at the souvenir shop. Gets mad when Mingyu grabs it and uses it for a towel to dry himself off.

Seungkwan: Goes on a tour ride of the amusement park and locks the tour guide in the bathroom so that he can be the lead. Soon realizes he knows nothing about the rides and their history and decides to just sing into the mic until they disconnect it.

Vernon: Has fun crashing into people with the bumper cars. Gets unlimited rides because the ride operator thinks he looks like the dude from Titanic. 

Dino: Watches the parade and cheers as the characters go by. Sneaks onto a float and starts dancing as it goes down the street. Gets recognized and thrown off by security because he’s the only one wearing a “MJ is life” shirt while everyone else is in costume.

SEVENTEEN’S Reaction to Finding out Their GF’s Brother is in EXO {Requested}

“Okay this might be a bit complicated seventeen reacting to meeting their girlfriends brother who is from exo. Sorry if it doesn't make sense. - shy anon”

Here you go anon! :)

S.Coups.: “Chanyeol is your brother!” He would scream and grab you by your shoulders. “Um yeah I thought you knew.” You answered shrugging his hold off and reassuring him that it’s not a big deal. “It’s a huge deal!! Ahhh call your mom and tell her you want a family dinner tonight! I’ve got to meet him!”

Jeonghan: “Shh, shh shh” He would tell  you stroking your head I think you have a fever saying crazy things like Luhan is your brother.” You took his hand off of your forehead “But he is! Look I have a picture!” as you showed him a baby photo of Luhan and you on your phone, he would mutter “The only one who rivals my beauty....” under his breath.

Joshua: His eyes would widen as Xiumin opened the door and shook his hand. “Y/N told me a lot about you, I hear your group is doing really well, maybe we can even hang out sometime.” Joshua would freeze, then pass out on the floor from pure joy.

Jun: “Please teach me your ways” He would say shaking D.O’s hand “I always wanted to meet someone like me who lived served the dark master of all things passive aggresive.” You would just roll your eyes and leave them to their evil schemes.

Hoshi: “Hey let me introduce you to my brother you would tell him as you took his hand and guided him through the house to the living room. Once there he would jump in shock at the sight of Baekhyun sitting down putting lotion on his hands. “Baekhyun is your brother! Ahhh!” He would scream and then mentally try and think if he ever did anything wrong to you that you may have told your brother about.

Wonwoo: Would yell in surprise as he drove to your house to pick you up and Kris walked to the car door to greet him. “Take care of my sister okay?” Kris would tell him and Wonwoo would only be able to stutter out an “O-o-okay...Sir!”

Woozi: “Hi Suho! I’m your sister’s boyfriend Jihoon! It’s so nice to meet you!” He would say as your whole family piled into the van for a road trip. “Nice meeting you too” Suho would respond thus making that day the best of Woozi’s life.

DK: “Wait tell me one more time how you’re related to Chen.” He’d ask you scratching his head. You’d give him a long stare before going over it again. “Our mom and dad had a baby and that baby was him. Then they had another baby and that baby was me. We’re brother and sister. Do you get it?” He’d still shake his head and scream “But hoooowwww???!!” 

Mingyu: “Oh sorry man I did not know you were in here!” Mingyu would say as he opened the bathroom door to Lay washing his hands. As he tried to scurry away he would come back to ask for some quick tips on the perfect pelvic thrust.

The8: “He’s like the best dancer ever and he’s your brother! Ahhh does this make me like the future bro-in-law to the best dancer ever???” “Bro-in-law?” You’d ask raising an eyebrow. “Well yeah we definitely have to get married some day now!”

Seungkwan: “Are you kidding me the man who brought us such iconic lines like “Never don’t mind about a thing” and “Shawty we gon party til the sun down” is your brother?! Whew i’m going to need a glass of water and a chair before i faint!”

Vernon: “Well this is slightly awkward..” he would say as Tao stared him down from across the room. ‘Yeah you probably shouldn’t have had that diss about him being a scaredy cat in your last song” You laughed watching him squirm under the scrutiny. “Okay Tao, you can stop glaring now i think he learned his lesson.” Vernon would sigh with relief as Tao told him that he wasn’t mad at that he actually liked the song and if they should collab on his next single called “Gucci Loaded Macs.” 

Dino: “Ahh okay I can’t believe that this is happening!” He would say as he shook Chanyeol’s hand at your graduation “It’s real” Chanyeol would reply laughing. “Don’t worry I promised her that I would be nice to you, so welcome to the family kid.”