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When that kid you hate won’t stop laughing at the teacher’s jokes and you’re still in class 10 minutes after the bell rung
(You guys voted and the response was overwhelming for Seventeen to move into the Monsta X dorms and slowly have their alleged innocence ruined lol)
Kihyun: Okay guys I have a very big announcem-
Wonho: *enters from hallway* Um not trying to be rude but why are there 13 extra toothbrushes in the bathro…WOAH why is Seventeen here???
Seungkwan: What up man?
Jooheon: Before you interrupted Kihyun was about to tell us what was going on.
Hyungwon: Why is Kihyun in charge in the first place? Last time I checked Shownu was the leader of Monsta X.
Kihyun: First none of us can remember the last time you “checked” a mic during practice and you get paid for that-
Minhyuk: *whispers* Barely
Kihyun: How about you save your observations to the end of the meeting?
Dino: Wow…anyone getting major Exo flashbacks here?
Seungcheol: Our dorms flooded and we’ve kinda been bouncing from group to group trying to find a place to stay.
Changkyun: I thought I heard you were all at the BTS dorms?
Joshua: We actually came back after a rehearsal earlier today and found out that they had changed the locks.
The8: *mutters* and we all know why….
Mingyu: GOD! I ONLY BORROWED JUNGKOOK’S TIMBS TWICE YOU’D THINK HE’D BE OVER IT BY NOW SHEES–
The8: IT DOESN’T COUNT AS BORROWING IF YOU NEVER BRING THEM BACK!
Minhyuk: *from back* Shut up and kiss already!!!
Jun: God, this got weird fast.
Kihyun: OKAY back to me, so yeah, after Scoops-
Seungcheol: It’s S.Coups…you know that.
Kihyun: Whatever, after he contacted me, I graciously extended the offer to use our dorms.
Jeonghan: *looks around* Hmm it must be nice to not be successful but to still have a big company backing you, so you can fail in style and luxury.
Minhyuk: Um… thank you?
Hyungwon: *puts hand on Min’s shoulder* Bro, he’s trying to roast us.
Shownu: *raises hand*
Kihyun: Yes Shownu?
Hyungwon: *from the back* WHY ARE YOU RAISING YOUR HAND??? YOU’RE IN CHARGE!
Shownu: I just wanted to acknowledge that I was here today.
Kihyun: Thank you.
Hyungwon: Why do I try??
Jooheon: Am I the only one who’s freaking excited? This is about to be lit!
DK: I am! I think that this going to be so much fun!
Jun: True. We’re always up to see how the lessers live.
Hoshi: Not going to lie, We’re known for always doing softer concepts but it’s getting old.
Seungcheol: Agreed.
Woozi: Yeah
Joshua: Wait, am I the only one who appreciates that about us??
Dino: We did the highlight video and that was sexy but-
Wonho: I saw that! Way to go on the pelvic gyrations!
Shownu: You guys did really good.
Hoshi: I feel like the choreo need a little more tho.
Wonho: Well you were wearing suits, when a speedo would have done the trick just as well.
The8: *whispers to Changkyun* Is he serious?
Changkyun: Like a prostitute when the rent’s due.
Dino: Ew.
Woozi: I know you all want to talk and catch up, but seriously we already all know each other. Can we just get our room assignments and go?
Kihyun: are you trying to rush my meeting, small one?
Woozi: I don’t know, Is your company trying to rush a win? *leaves down hallway*
Kihyun:
Seungcheol: I’m sorry, It’s been a long day. We’re usually much more pleasant.
Jooheon: Okay if it helps, I want Hoshi and Vernon with me.
Hoshi: *highfives Jooheon* Deal!
Minhyuk: Um where is Vernon?
Seungkwan: He said he’s not coming out of the car. He had been texting Chanyeol a lot since we left and he thought that we were going ba–
Vernon: *enters* I CAN SPEAK FOR MYSELF! JUST BECAUSE YOU GUYS NEVER HAD A BEST FRIEND BEFORE DOESN’T MEAN YOU CAN JUDGE ME!!! *leaves down hallway*
Changkyun: Bro!! Be careful of what room you go into! Woozi went down that same–
Vernon: *shrieks of unimaginable pain*
Changkyun:….way. *sighs* Give me Mingyu and Wonwoo and I’ll be fine. I could do with some chill rappers.
Wonwoo: Just a small prob with that.
Mingyu: Yeah the part, where Changkyun is included.
Kihyun: Shut up. Minhyuk, you got Joshua and The8.
Hyungwon: *laughs* Aka the boring, vanilla room.
Kihyun: And Hyungwon you have Jeonghan.
Minhyuk: Wait! Why does he only get one person??
Wonho: LOL is it because they’re suppose to be the pointless visual room? Hahahahahaha
Kihyun: Oops sorry, you’re right. I did want to put the pointless visuals together. I meant to say Hyungwon and Wonho you’re going to share a room so that Jeonghan and Seungcheol can have a room together.
Wonho:
Hyungwon: I should have expected this to be honest.
Kihyun: So Shownu will get Seungkwan and I’ll get Dino.
Dino: Sounds fair.
Seungkwan: Wait Shownu is here?
Shownu: I’m sitting literally right beside you.
Seungkwan: Dang…your presence really is nonexistent.
Kihyun: Are we all clear?
Seungcheol: what about Woozi? He kinda just disappeared.
Kihyun: Oh he can have his own room. Lol we have like 8 extras.
Seventeen:
Seventeen:
Seventeen:
Kihyun: WHAT WE’RE RICH I CAN’T HELP IT THAT OUR DORMS ARE HUGE JEE-
Jeonghan: Then why are WE SHARING??!!
Kihyun: Um…bonding?
Jeonghan: Kids pack your things we’re going home.
Dino: *grumbles and picks up suit case*
Seungcheol: No, we’re staying for now, but we’re definitely not all sharing rooms anymore that’s for sure.
Kihyun: Oh so you’re going to act like I’m not in charge??!!!
Seungcheol:
Seungcheol: Yes
Kihyun: Whatever. I got an OST to prep for anyway. *leaves*
Hoshi: So is that how the meetings end around here?
Jooheon: This was actually the best meeting we ever had. Last time Wonho left in tears.
Minhyuk: But to be fair, Wonho cried even in Up and that was a children’s movie so-
Wonho: UP WAS SAD YOU GUYS
Hyungwon: You cried when the dog started talking.
Wonho: I LIKE DOGS GAHD!!
Seungcheol: So Shownu do you have anything you want to add?
Shownu: Um.
Seungkwan: Anything?
Shownu: um…do you think that Kihyun will be back soon or–
Seungcheol: *sighs*
Seungcheol: I can’t do this anymore.
Jeonhgan:*puts hand on his shoulder* To be fair you aren’t doing much now anyway.
DK: Yep this is going to be a blast!
BTS SKITS
EXO SKITS
GOT7 SKITS
MONSTA X SKITS
NCT SKITS
SEVENTEEN SKITS
BTS MEMES
EXO MEMES
GOT7 MEMES
MONSTA X MEMES
NCT MEMES
SEVENTEEN MEMES
TL:DW BTS MV’s Edition
BTS Reactions
Finding Their Girlfriend Asleep with Dried Tear Marks
EXO Reactions
EXO Imagines
Zoo Animals
GOT7 Reactions
Your First Kiss
MONSTA X Reactions
Very 4D Girlfriend
MONSTA X Imagines
SEVENTEEN Scenarios/As
People in Walmart
When the World Ends
SEVENTEEN Reactions
95 Line Seeing You Naked
Their Girlfriend Being Scared of Thunderstorms #PerformanceUnit
SEVENTEEN Imagines
Joshua as Your Husband
IMAGINE 18+
#HyungwonEdition
Jellyfish: We were the smart ones and waited out all of the October comebacks. Let’s have Vixx come back on Halloween, take the world by storm, and prove that we’re worthy of taking the top slot!!
BigHit: Whatever, we already won Kpop, so do you booboo.
JYP: *yawns* Same. Try your best to follow our success.
Starship:
Starship: We just really don’t want to talk about it right now.
YG: DON’T FORGET US! WE HAVE BLACKPINK!! DON’T YOU WANNA MAKE IT WHISTLE LIKE A MISSLE??
Vixx:
Vixx: Yeah so like we said, there’s no competition! This comeback is going to be a piece of cake!!
SM: *chuckles softly*
SM: *rises from the ashes*
SM: *whispers* BaekChenXiu
BigHit:
JYP:
Starship:
Vixx:
YG: Gesundheit
StarShip: All right guys are you all ready to come back again?
Minhyuk: Yes! I especially want to know what happened to mine and Hyungwon’s characters. It’ll be great to get some clarity.
Hyungwon: Same. “Stuck” was good but we really didn’t do anything except keep the fans waiting.
StarShip:
StarShip: ….so…. is that a bad thing?
Jooheon: Please tell me that you’re planning to start connecting dots to all of these theories!
Minhyuk: Yeah just let us know!
StarShip: *hesitates* Okay.
StarShip: I planning am connecting to dots theory all these of.
Monsta X:
StarShip: Give me a break! I said the words didn’t I??
I.M: He’s kinda got a point.
Kihyun: Shut up.
StarShip: Anyways moving on, I have come up with an AMAZING concept for this MV. Do you want to hear it?
Hyungwon: Not rea—
StarShip: So picture this guys! Jooheon with Teddy Bear bodyguards, a medical license, and a cool sword!
Jooheon: But none of those things go togeth–
StarShip: Kihyun dragging around a dead body in a bag that he uses to fertilize his flower garden.
Kihyun: I actually have no complaints at this time, so continue.
StarShip: I.M. with MORE teddy bears of all sizes and a game boy or something, I don’t know, something you would want.
I.M.: Screen time.
StarShip: Minhyuk and Hyungwon in straight jackets just looking hella blazed and pretty.
Minhyuk: I don’t feel comfortable doing something like th—
Hyungwon: *presses index finger to Minhyuk’s lips*
Hyungwon: *whispers* Just go with it.
StarShip: Shownu, I’m thinking that you should punch a wall and do ballet in a jail cell.
Shownu: But why?
StarShip:
StarShip: I liked you better before you learned how to express yourself to be honest.
Shownu: *whispers * Me too.
StarShip: And Wonho, actually for you I wanted to have you dress lik-
Wonho: NO! It was okay at first but now I am really through with how much skin I reveal and how this company treats my body.
Jooheon: Wow
I.M.: That was unexpected.
Kihyun: Who are you? And what did you do with Wonho??
StarShip: You know what you’re perfectly right Wonho. We do tend to over expose you and use you to boost views and sales. We’re very sorry and we’ll find a new way to draw in fans.
Wonho: Woahhhh hold on! I’m not mad because I feel “over exposed”. I feel under exposed! When are you going to let me just be basically naked?! You know my skin is allergic to clothing, right?? If I could just only wear an apron every day I would. Clothing is a pain in my tattooed and muscular ass.
Kihyun: Never mind he’s still here.
StarShip: Bless you Wonho.
Hyungwon: So let me get this straight. We aren’t going to clear up anything?
StarShip: Nope
Minhyuk: And we’ll actually be introducing MORE questions and theories?
StarShip: Yep… You know for such a muscle bound group ya’ll are smarter than I thought.
I.M.: Thank you.
StarShip: I just need to figure out how we’ll open and close the video, special effects wise. I’ll probs just go home and watch Netflix, pass out and get inspired in my sleep.
Hyungwon: Well people have done stranger things to find ideas.
StarShip:
StarShip: WAIT ONE MINUTE! REPEAT WHAT YOU JUST SAID!!
Hyungwon: …Umm Stranger Things?
StarShip: WOOHOO YES!! THIS VIDEO IS GOING TO BE LIT!!! BYE I GOTTA GO! *leaves*
Hyungwon: Anyone else get the feeling that they may have accidentally contributed to breaking copyright laws some kind of way?
Wonho: I always thought my face probably broke some copyright laws *laughs and looks for approval*
Shownu:
Jooheon:
I.M.:
Minhyuk:
Kihyun:
Wonho: I’ll stop talking now.
Kihyun: Yeah that’s probably best.
What being multi fandom this October feels like:
I DID NOT ASK TO SCROLL Tumblr and only see picture after half naked picture of Wonho in all his glory flashing nipples, giving smug smirks and blinding me with his dazzling silver hair with blue tips. AND I MOST CERTAINLY DID NOT KNOW that those pictures were everything I needed in the world and if y'all can keep them coming I would be mighty fine with that because let's face it our child is mighty fioneee and will probably be the source of all of our deaths as soon as the comeback hits, so we might as well all hold hands and get in the fetal position together.
“So can you do Monsta X in space?”
Sure, Here you go anon! :)
Shownu: Commander. Has been on multiple trips. Believes that man must conquer Space. Secretly thinks that his crew are nothing but a bunch of idiots and that one of them may be trying to kill him.
Wonho: Won’t stop turning the anti gravity air pressure on and off. Became an Astronaut because he he thought it would be a good job to reel in the ladies. Tries to to commandeer the ship and turn it around when he realizes that there is no Ramen flavor in the food paste tubes.
Kihyun: 2nd in Command. Trained years for this moment and position. Brought his degrees in his suitcase just in case someone doubts his intellect. Trying to figure out how to put a hole in the Commander’s suit so that he’ll slowly suffocate and he can take his rightful place as leader.
Minhyuk: Hoping to see Aliens. Was abducted twice when he was younger but kept it a secret so that he would pass with flying colors in the Space Program. Hoping to be reunited with his Alien Mistress and betray Earth at the same time. Pretends to be a normal functioning part of the crew as a Scientist.
Hyungwon: Flunked out of the Space Academy but his dad was the Dean so he still got to become an astronaut. Spends most of his time trying to figure out how to make his space suit look less bulky. Somehow is the Navigator but has no idea how to read the map. Steering towards the Moon and hoping no one notices.
Jooheon: Thought that Space would be more like Star Trek. Disappointed that there are no holodecks or phasers. When the 2 in Command tries to kill the Commander he sits in the back and places bets with the vain flunkie on who will win, while noodle boy tries to steer the ship back to Earth.
I.M.: Snuck on the ship. Really just a repair man. Was goofing off and playing in the space suit and accidentally got trapped on board during takeoff. Ends up being the only one who can accurately read the star map and that has tape to save the Commander’s life. Not sure if he wants to share his tape though.
Trespass: Everyone was a “smooth” criminal. Jooheon had yarn braids. Hyungwon chose books over gun play and “Excuse my charisma” drew the fans in like flies.
Honestly: Kihyun had the best hair of his life. Wonho was nervous. Hyungwon was proud of his 1 and a half lines, and I.M. hit that low and sexy tone for his boo thang.
Rush: Shownu debuted the sweetest smile. Wonho cried over food. Everyone was thirsty over one girl and there was product placement for days.
Gone bad: Hyungwon didn’t know the words. I.M.’s makeup was lit and Wonho introduced the world to Mr. Sweater Paws.
Perfect Girl: Wonho made love to the camera and visually impregnated the entire Monbebe community. Minhyuk was emotionally invested in delivering his lines. Hyungwon looked like he just woke up from a 3000 year nap in a snowstorm, where he had no concept of the shape of the female form.
Amen: Tricks you into watching it 7 times just so that you can get your daily dose of “Awhhh”. Jooheon got an A for Aegyo. Shownu showed us “cute” is not his thing. Hyungwon made you change your life goals in to becoming a pillow.
Hero: Starship told Wonho that he had to start hoe-ing his body out full time because the sales were slow. Danced on a helipad and all of them managed to live. Jooheon had really nice thighs that were very distracting.
All In: A very suggestive Shakespearean boy on boy plotline. Blue flowers that kill/heal? Slapped faces and pulsating alien orbs. Some made up witchcraft that sounded like genuine baby talk.
Unfair: I.M. sung to a literal fan. Minhyuk looked like a vampire and gurgled spit. Hyungwon was a Geisha princess and Wonho had the blood of all of us dead Monbebes on his shirt.
Stuck: Wonho has no solo facial clips (because Starship screwed the film up) but he did have a dance break where he basically just showed us the same abs for the billionth time. Jooheon and I.M. rapped straight fire. No continuation of the story set up in “All In”. Shownu tap danced and Minhyuk’s hair was only viewable with sunglasses on.
Starship Ent: Okay guys we’re meeting today to brainstorm ideas for your new MV!
Jooheon: Cool! I know the fans were really impatient to know what “All In” was about so now we can tell them.
Starship Ent: Um no, we can’t do that.
Minhyuk: Why can’t we?
Starship Ent: *pulls out dusty book from under table* In this guide on “How to Make a Lot of Money By Wasting Your Fan’s Time” co-written by CEO Bang & JYP, they said that you should never explain your videos because the mystery is part of the magic.
I.M.: Are you serious?
Hyungwon: Well I guess if it’s in a book it must be right.
Kihyun: Hey Hyungwon, is your concept still the smart one? Because I’m beginning to really wonder.
Shownu: Okay well is it going to be another cinematic masterpiece with rich visual images?
Starship Ent: *laughs* Oh God no! We’re still trying to pay the expenses that came with the last MV. Didn’t you wonder why we were feeding you ramen everyday?
Wonho: *whispers* I thought it was because of love.
Starship Ent: I’m thinking something simple, like driving out to an abandoned building and having you all just dance around, maybe have Minhyuk give longing looks to the camera or someyhing.
Minhyuk: I can do that.
Jooheon: What are we going to wear?
Starship Ent: I thought you’d never ask *reaches under table and pulls out a bag full of ripped jeans and black shirts*
I.M.: Why does this look like 12 five year olds got their revenge with a pair of dull scissors?
Starship Ent: Don’t be dumb. It was 8 six year olds and the scissors were new.
I.M.:
Wonho: I like it!
Starship Ent: That’s the spirit! You know just for that I’m going to include a random dance moment out of nowhere for you to go crazy on camera and flash your abs!
Hyungwon: But I’m suppose to be a main dancer? Where’s my dance solo?
Kihyun: * whispers to Jooheon* what’s the nicest way to tell him he may need to rethink that concept too?
Starship Ent: Um, ask again during the next comeback. Also on an unrelated note I’m going to give Kihyun a bunch of spotlight dancing scenes too.
Kihyun: I knew it was only a matter of time before I took my rightful place as lead visual, vocalist, and dancer.
Minhyuk: *snorts*
Kihyun: Jealousy doesn’t look good on you.
Hyungwon: *mutters* you don’t look good on you.
Starship Ent: Okay, okay! Enough arguing! I think we now have all of our ideas.
Wonho: Wait! I still have a very important question that I need to ask that affects the whole group!
Starship Ent: Yes Wonho?
Wonho: Can I wear a dog collar with my outfit?
Starship Ent:
Starship Ent: Um sure?
Wonho: Yayyy!!! I’m fully satisfied now! That’s all I ever wanted.
Hyungwon: Shoot me.
Starship Ent: Well looks like this meeting is over, catch you all for the naked dance practice video.
I.M.:
Minhyuk: Lol you’re so funny when you’re kidding.
Starship Ent: …..Sure….Kidding…. Yeah okay we’ll go with “that”.
Kihyun: WAIT WHAT???!!
Starship Ent: Too late suckers! You already signed contracts! *leaves laughing*
Shownu:
Shownu: *whispers to self* I wonder if it’s too late for them to change the name to Got8.
Jooheon: What was that?
Shownu: Nothing.
1. Why is Wonho the one wearing the choker but I’m the one who can’t breathe?? 2. Seriously how much whiter can Minhyuk’s hair get? 3. Wouldn’t be a MX MV if skin wasn’t peeking. 4. BRB gotta go sniff my shirt real quick 5. …Okay I felt those pelvic thrusts…Carry on. 6. Kihyun tryna be a main dancer now! Get it boy! 7. Jooheon just doubled dabbed, somewhere out there Suho is feeling proud. 8. When did Changkyun grow up??? Who allowed this?? (Thank you) 9. Realizing that Shownu is the most clothed for once. 10. Hyungwon and black hair just work so well ughh i want to touch it/him 11. Sooo can Minhyuk’s dangly earring be pulled off as easily as Baekhyun’s piercings? I need to know. 12. WONHO YOU HOE I WASN’T READY FOR YOU TO BE YOU GIVE ME A WARNING OUCH MY POOR FANGIRL HEART!! 13. Dang Shownu kill it with that foot work. 14. Votes for them to always do badboy concepts. 15. So once again another kpop boy group releases a video that’s basically just a dance that explains none of the mysterious they previously established *coughs Got7 & BTS coughs* I’m starting to see a pattern here.
BTS: Would somehow turn every conversation into a deep social commentary on the issues of society when you only wanted to know how their day was.
Monsta X: Would scream, jump around and strip until you finally paid attention…Then would forget what they wanted to say in the first place.
Big Bang: You already know if you get caught doing delinquent activities with them YOU’LL be the one in a jail cell and they’ll pretend they don’t know you.
Seventeen: They lowkey make you feel like you’re not trying hard enough in life but they don’t do it on purpose. Exudes pure energy and can turn any situation into a party.
EXO: You argue all the time but that’s because your friendship has been tested every kind of way. Would do anything in the world for you and has learned to have your back.
iKon: Tries to be tougher than what they are, and their mouths always get them in trouble. Shops at thrift stores for vintage swaggy hip hop gear.
NCT: Your friends that are always going through a “phase”. Their identity is always evolving and changing and you can’t even try and keep up.
Block B: Your parents hate them and think they're a bad influence but they’re actually the nicest people in the world.
Vixx: Everything they say has a double meaning and you only barely ever have a clue of what they really mean. You just nod your head “yes” a lot.
Got7: Not even sure how you all became friends. Migraine medicine has to always be kept handy as the noise level is always on 10.
B.A.P.: Use to be sheltered and is now obsessed with tasting all the pleasures that life has to offer. Drinks 12 Red Bulls a day.
Winner: You don’t see them much. They’re always grounded even though they did nothing wrong. Cell phones were taken away.
