The Kpop Rules of 2019 (Cause I’ve had enough)

No more fan wars! Periodt.

We aren’t crying if our idols start dating, heck we’ll be their biggest supporters this year!

Somebody gained weight? Okay we still stan.

Somebody is tired and takes a hiatus? Cool...we still stan!

Someone in the group gets a bigger spotlight than our bias? We WON’T take out our frustration on them.

They go live on VLive? We aren’t asking about anyone else unless they pop up on screen too.

We’re embracing new fans and taking them under our wings.

We will still stream but we won’t be annoying about it. (Less annoying)

You don’t like girl groups? That’s fine with me.

You don’t like boy groups? Do you, I ain’t mad at u.

“Cute concepts are annoyin-” Next...you don’t have to announce it.

“Dark concepts are over don-” Stop, thank you for your input, but we didn’t need it.

If we don’t agree with an idols beliefs we won’t shame them because we realize we were raised differently.

We’ll forgive idols who fail us, because they are human too and we all make mistakes.

We won’t support unfair practices or abusive companies.

We won’t ship members that don’t like it.

We will allow our idols to age and mature, and not be trapped in a box.

We aren’t going to stalk anyone, or release their personal information.

We aren’t going to try and glamorize any tragedies and will be as respectful as possible.

We’re going to be proud of how far our groups have come and recognize how hard they work.

We’re going to cheer for the ones who win!

We’re going to cheer for the ones who lose!

We will learn Korean if we want to, and won’t be labeled a Koreaboo.

We won’t learn anything if that’s our heart’s desire, and just enjoy the music and feel no judgement.

We will let our idols leave their groups and do what they want to do.

We will embrace new members and not reject them.

We are going to support each other just as much as we support our idols.

We are going to be positive and encouraging.

We will stand by idols struggling with their identity and mental health.

We will applaud those who stand up and bring change for the better.

We will unite and erase the negativity because all of our groups spread love and we will finally spread it right back.

We won't just be a fandom...We'll be a family and we'll keep working to make Kpop reach even greater heights than it did this past year!

Any other Kpop vets feel like you go through seasons? Like one year you're all "I'm watching every interview!! Learning choreography!! My bills ain't paid but I got all the album versions!!" Then the next year 32 new groups debut and you only vaguely care, a whole comeback promotion starts and you're just like "meh", and you even see a pic of your ult bias and you only smile faintly (and don't even save it).......thennnn something just Thanos snaps back into place, and you go back to being a trash can for all things idol related like you grew a new personality over night, and this repeats CONSTANTLY, like what??? The fandom life is wilddd.

The 6 Love Languages

How it's going to go DOWN

THAAD: Go away Kpop, we don’t your kind ‘round these parts!

EXO:  *laughs* Boi bye, we got an inside man annyyway!

BTS: *booty calls America*

Monsta X: Where my European honies @???

Wanna One: Bro..we’re basically Korea so..

SVT: Yeah whatever, we don’t care! *slides phone number across table*

NCT: Psh, we’re not scared of you….

THAAD: You should be! I’m powerful an-

NCT 116: *strides in, sits down and puts their feet on the table*

NCT 116: Bow down for the new kings, bitch.

THAAD:

THAAD: Shit.

Reblog this if your kpop tags are lit. I love reading funny tags and I want to follow you if you do!

Not to be "controversial™" but for an idol to be my bias, they must be swift as the coursing river, with all the force of a great typhoon, with all the strength of a raging fire, mysterious as the dark side of the moon...

MONSTA X Reaction to You Being a Pole Dancer *Scenarios* {Requested}

Anon: “Hiya! I really adore your reactions - they're delightfully funny and really well written and so specific to the members individually and wowowow??? You do really wonderful hard work on this blog and I hope you know it's super duper appreciated and loved??? If your requests are still open, could I please request a reaction where Monsta X learn you're a pole dancer in your spare time, or witness it for the first time?”

Me: Thanks Anon, here you go!(:

Shownu:

Shownu’s eyes opened as he walked into your studio. After dating for 4 months you felt comfortable enough to show him the other side of you. His eyes scanned the poles and mirrors that made up the space before his eyes rest upon your lithe figure. “Jagiya...what is all this?”

“Shh.. just watch..” Deftly you leapt and gripped the pole. The muscles in your arms strained as you lifted your legs over your head in one swift motion. You spun once, then twice more before dismounting. You nervously searched Shownu’s face for his reaction, hoping he wouldn’t judge you or see you differently. “So..” You tried to calm your breathing. “What did you think?”

Shownu took a step closer, a slight smirk playing at the corner of his mouth.

“I think I’d like to see that again….”

Wonho:

“I heard the funniest thing the other day babe…” Wonho said as you were both cuddling on the couch after a long day. One of the guys on set said that he saw you in a video teaching pole dancing classes!” He laughed to himself and stroked the top of your head.

Your silence ended Wonho’s laughter. “Wait...are you teaching pole dancing classes?”

Wordlessly you shook off his arms and walked out the room. A moment later you returned with a pair of ruby red 6in heeled stilettos. “Yeah, so this is what I’ve been trying to figure out how to tell you…”

Wonho’s jaw dropped as you slid the heels on and did a twirl in front of him. Reaching out he caught your arm and brought you back down on to his lap.

“So how much do i have to pray for a private lesson?”

Kihyun:

Kihyun woke up to the sound of R&B music playing through the small apartment. “Honey?” He called out. His still sleepy eyes trying to adjust to the predawn lighting. “Honey, where are you?”

You appeared in his doorway dressed in black tights and matching sports bra. “Woah is it my birthday?” He eyed you like a snack as you struck sexy pose after sexy pose.

“What if I told you that I wanted to be your little dancer?” Your voice was low and enticing.

“Um…” Kihyun adjusted the covers on the bed. “I think that you should come over here and show me why….”

Minhyuk:

“What’s all of this?” Minhyuk was helping you move boxes and had opened the one you labeled as super private.

“Hey, I marked that box super private!” You exclaimed, rushing over to where he was standing peering curiously into your box. “Wow there’s all of these little tops and sparkles and shoes. Did you go to a stripper convention or something?”

He held up a tiny lace bra over his chest and wiggled his eyebrow at you. With one hand you took off your white t-shirt revealing an even more skimpy pink brassiere. “Pole dancer convention actually...you should go sometimes. They’re fun.” You ripped your bra out if his hand, grabbed the box and sauntered off leaving Minhyuk dazed and very much aroused.

Hyungwon:

“So this is what you do when I’m not around…”  You gasped and turned around to see Hyungwon in your garage door entrance watching you from inside the house. You were sweating and had been working on a new routine for a show you had later in the week. Hyungwon opened the door and came fully inside as you went over to your speaker and turned the music off. “How did you get into my house?” You asked still a little spooked from being surprised.

“You gave me a key in case of emergencies. I realized that missing you counts as an emergency so I decided to take advantage of it.” His eyes went from you back to the pole. “But now that I’m here that’s not the only thing i want to take advantage of…”

Jooheon:

“They always say that you shouldn’t date a dancer…” Jooheon mused over dinner at your place. “Oh why?” You asked, genuinely curious. Jooheon took another big bite and swallowed before answering. “Because they’ll always be 8 counts ahead of you!”

“Ugh” You groaned. “Did you get the joke from a children’s book? Besides I like to dance and you keep up with me just fine.”

“You do? You never told me you danced. Is it salsa? Hiphop? Contempory? Jaz-

“Exotic…”

Jooheon began to choke on the food going down his throat at your admission. His eyes watered and he grabbed at his glass trying to wash down the food with water. “Your’e an exotic dancer??!”

“To be clear, I’m your exotic dancer….”

Jooheon’s face broke out into giant smile. “Let’s say we finish dinner later and you let me see that 8 count…”

I.M.:

“What is this place?” I.M. gave you an inquisitive look as you led him by the hand through the back entrance of a bar. “Just wait and see.” You told him, guiding him through tiny halls and small rooms.

“Here!” with a sweeping motion you presented him the stage  that you had been performing on almost every night for the past 2 years. “This is who I am?”

“I-I don’t understand?” Was all he could say as he looked at the shiny medal pole glimmering in the center of the stage.

“You don’t have to understand.” You ran up to the pole, grabbed it and climbed high, twisting your feet along the bottom and spinning. You kicked out your legs as you lowered yourself in circles.

You lost yourself in your dance and before you knew it. Your wrist gave and you slipped off. I.M. rushed to help you up, and you assured him you were okay. “This is what I do when I’m not with you? Do you think that you’ll be okay with that?”

I.M. gave you a sweet smile. “If you’re doing something that makes you happy, then I will always be okay with that…”

Hyungwon: *opens his mou-

Monbebes: MOOD

Kpop Parent Connections #Let’sGetPersonal

Jaebum: Wow, everyone I am so happy you’re here! It’s been a long time since we’ve had one of these K-idol parent nights and Jinyoung and I really wanted to reconnect with all of you. Now some old faces are missing, but I wanted to keep this nice and warm. How about we all introduce ourselves again for old time’s sake!

Seungcheol: Well I guess we’ll start-

Jeonghan: *raises hand from snack table* Excuse me but is there alcohol in the fruit punch?!

Jinyoung: Um no.

Jeonghan: That’s cool *opens up purse and pulls out a bottle of moscato*

Seungcheol: *clears throat* lately for us, we have been letting our kids explore and do more musically. We encourage them to live out their passions and find their truth. I want my kids to know that even if there’s a lot of us they will always get a fair shot in the spotlight.

Jaebum: That’s really nice-

Jeonghan: *wine glass in the air* He means 100% fair.

Jaebum: Okay...

Jeonghan: No members that don’t have parts.

Jaebum: Okay, I got it.

Jeonghan: *pouring his second glass of wine* I’m talking about NCT.

Jin: *snickers*

Johnny: Oh really? I don’t think you made it obvious enough.

Kihyun: really? It felt kind of obvious.

Taeyong: Shh Johnny he’s drunk, you don’t have to argue with him.

Jeonghan: Let him argue, it’ll be more lines than he had on the whole Empathy album. *starts picking up sugar cookies from the table and putting them in his purse*

Jaebum: Alright, let’s settle down. It feels like everyone is getting heated and we just began. Shownu is there anything that you want to say about your family?

Shownu:

Shownu: No?

Kihyun: *slaps the back of his head*

Shownu: Ouchh!

Kihyun: The marriage counselor said that you need to speak up more and now is a perfect chance!!

Suho: OooOh marriage counselor?? I’ve been going to one lately and it’s been doing WoNderS for my marriage!!

Jinyoung: aren’t you divorced?

Kris: *From the back of the room next to Jeonghan at the snack table.* Aye aye aye! Buy “Like That" on Itunes!! *flashes Canadian gang signs*

Kihyun: ...Yeah, come back around to us later. I want to hear what Thing 1 and thing 2 have to say *settles into seat with hands in lap*

Jaebum: Someone pls tell me why Kris is he here??

Suho:*walks over and puts arms around Kris* Because he loves me and we’re trying to make things work.

Kris: *pulls of Suho’s arms and dusts off his shoulders* To support my album and pay rent to SM.

Taeyong: *raises hand* Um we aren’t contractually allowed to be in the same room with any ex members of any ex SM group.

Jeonghan: *now stuffing mini sausages into purse* Lol so it looks like you’ll only be talking to Johnny for like 2 more years! *bursts into raucous laughter*

Seungcheol: I am so sorry *goes to collect Jeonghan* babe put down the bottle, you’re drunk.

Jeonghan: THIS BOTTLE IS THE ONLY THING THAT KEEPS ME WARM AT NIGHT!!

Everyone else:

Taeyong: *looking down at the floor* Pls I just want to go home.

Jinyoung: ...So, Kris, you can stay as long as you and Suho don’t cause any drama like the last times we hosted this meeting.

Kris:

Kris: Who even are you again?

Jaebum: *coughs* Um also we have Jin and RM here again! Welcome guys, you have been doing so well lately. I’m so happy that you guys could make it out!

Jin: I like to come because it makes me feel better about my family and parenting skills. Oops did I say that out loud? I meant to say it’s nice to catch up and share experiences with our lesser- I mean peers. *smiles innocently*

RM:

RM: Let me translate what he just said, I think you may have misunderstood.

Jaebum: ...Pretty sure that was Korean. But okay thanks Jin for your  kind words. Now for me and Jinyoung, things have been kinda easy, our kids have pretty much flown the ne-

Kihyun: I’m sorry but I haven’t spoken yet and I don’t think it’s fair that Kris is promoting “Like That”, when I got this brand new “Jealousy” T-shirt! *unzips jacket to show off shirt with his face on it* If you want a signed copy I’ll be selling it at the back door for gas money!

Johnny: Is it just one shirt?

Kihyun: Duh, I can only wear one shirt at a time so of course I’m only selling one shirt!

Suho: I’ll take 12!

Jaebum: I’m beginning to remember why we stopped having these meetings.

Jeonghan: I don’t feel so well *throws up*

Seungcheol: *calls out from back* Yeah, we’re going to need a mop...Looks like some of it may have gotten onto your MAMA award!

Jinyoung: Augh! Which one??!

Jeonghan: ...I mean there’s only two...does it really matter?! *cringes and throws up more*

Jinyoung: ...actually it doesn't.

Kris: So I was hoping that I could perform a few songs before I go tonight?

Jaebum: Go home.

Suho: Come on Kris, I’ll drive you to my hou- I mean airport

Kris:

Kris: Fine. My car is covered in flower vines from the MV anyway *walks out door* 

Suho:  *smiles and gathers Kris’ bedazzled microphone and equipment then leaves*

Johnny: Thanks Jaebum for inviting us… I don’t think we’ll come back but it was a very interesting night.

Jin: *looks at RM* Can I pls say it??

RM: You may as well.

Jin: You won’t “comeback” but Taeyong definitely will!! *starts laughing at his own joke and leaves with RM shaking his head*

Johnny:

Johnny: yeah, so now that I’m 100% offended I think we’ll go. *exits with Taeyong who spent the entire evening in discomfort*

Jeonghan: Yeah these snacks were terrible, and made me sick... so we’ll see you next week! *blows acidic kisses and leaves with Seungcheol*

Kihyun: We’re going to go too. Slightly because I no longer have a shirt, and mostly because this was a horrible experience. *leaves with a mute Shownu in tow*

Jinyoung: Are they all gone.

Jaebum: *looks around* Yeah I think so.

Jinyoung: Go outside I'm going to change the locks so that the annoying people can't come back.

Jaebum: But if I'm outside I won't be able to get back in.

Jinyoung:

Jinyoung: That's the point.

Jaebum: oh.

When the fandom tries to go run and be toxic:

Me: *attempts to learn Kpop choreography*

Me: *proceeds to trip over the Law of Gravity*

2018 Kpop Predictions

The year we let our Idols be human.

The year we respect their privacy.

The year we let our Idols date who they want to date.

The year we let our Idols love who they want to love.

The year we let our Idols marry who they wanna marry.

The year we let our Idols have their own preferences.

The year we don’t ask our Idols to speak English.

The year we don’t say “I’m a (insert fandom here) but am here to support!”

The year we recognize all of their hard work.

The year that we let our Idols change concepts.

The year we let a member leave who wants to leave.

The year we don’t put down another group’s efforts.

The year we let our Idols go solo if they want to go solo.

The year we demand the companies to let our Idols rest when they need it.

The year we do not body shame.

The year we do not ship people who are uncomfortable with it.

The year we can talk about the music’s quality without arguing.

The year we don’t sexualize underage Idols.

The year we don’t try to try to crucify an Idol if they make a mistake.

The year we are respectful to the 1st and 2nd generation of Idols.

The year we let our Idols believe or not believe in whatever they want.

The year we don’t glamourize plastic surgery.

The year we don’t write mean things to Idols on Social Media.

The year we don’t bash new kpop fans.

The year we support the winners.

The year we support the losers.

The year we support all the idols in between.

The year we support our Idol’s values.

The year we do not ask for other member’s of a group during a live stream.

The year we do not ask for another GROUP entirely during a live stream.

The year we acknowledge how the groups have evolved and grown.

The year we let the Idols age.

The year we respect our Idol’s sexual preferences.

The year we remember that all we know of these Idols are videos and pictures only.

The year we support our Idols passions and dreams.

The year we do not say Ot6 on a 7 member group.

The year we let our Idols experience emotion without getting mad at them.

The year we let our idols be happy.

The year we let our Idols grieve.

The year we respect the Korean culture even if it's different than our own.

The year we let our Idols feel more love than ever before.

The year we break records for Kpop period and to work for a united fandom.

The year we are quick to forgive and slow to judge.

The year we celebrate in our Idol’s successes.

The year we stand by in our Idol’s losses.

The year we become more wholesome.

The year we we end fan wars.

The year we realize that healthy competition is a good thing in MODERATION.

The year we embrace the new sounds and new groups that will appear.

The year we do not force our Idol’s to act cute if they don’t want to.

The year we realize that we all love Kpop and at the end of the day we’re all family and only want the best for everyone that we love.

MONSTA X 1 Win 14/11/2017 (A Letter from a Monbebe)

That number may be insignificant for you.

That number may seem to have no value.

But that number to Monbebes all around the world is the most special number that can ever be recognized.

For 976 days we have voted.

For 976 days we have fought.

For 976 days we dreamed a dream that we were called crazy to believe.

But we knew we weren’t crazy.

976 days ago Monsta X debuted and took our hearts by storm. They were a breath of fresh air, a whirlwind of sound, heart, and dedication.

They were an unstoppable force.

And we wanted more.

For 976 days Monsta X has overworked, cried, not slept, and pushed themselves to their absolute limit. Desperate to prove to the world what we Monbebes saw 976 days ago.

That they’re winners.

That they’re special.

That they’re worthy, and capable, and would NEVER EVER give up.

And on 14/11/2017 all of the prayers, the wishes, the silent but fervent longing that had united all of our hearts globally were answered.

After 976 days, Monsta X won their first music award.

Against amazingly talented artists that included EXID and BLOCK B. Our 7 lovable boys won an award for their contribution to the music that we all love.

So cry boys.

But this time the tears are not drops of pain

The tears are not disappointment and regrets.

The tears are not shame and insecurity.

You can hold your head high.

You can stand your ground and smile.

Because you did it.

We Monbebes told you that you could.

We Monbebes told you that you would.

And we never doubted.

Not even once.

Enjoy it right now boys, because tomorrow the calendar resets.

Tomorrow we dream again.

Tomorrow is day 1 of a new horizon.

This  is only the beginning of a ride that we’ll never leave.

So sleep, rest, enjoy the calm.

Because tomorrow the watches reset, and we go even further into greatness.

We’re ready.

Life is Short *A Wonho Imagine*

Whaddup guys I freaking missed all of you crazy peeps. This is for @j-nxzf and everyone else who’s been there for me through this ride!

“Excuse me!”

 Your headphones were on and you were quietly bobbing your head up and down as you leafed through the pages of an old magazine. You were here again, at the Doctor’s office waiting to here more bad news and be told more information that you rather would have received over a  simple text.

 “Excuse me!”

 You let out a loud and exaggerated sigh. You thought you had been doing a good job so far of looking unapproachable but obviously you hadn’t tried your best. With all off the annoyance you could muster you pulled your hoodie off of your head simultaneously removing your headphones.

 “What do you want?” You asked looking up at the repetitive voice addressing you.

 A friendly smile gazed right back.

 “Well I was bored, and you had the last magazine from the table and I thought maybe we could share?”

 A small laugh escaped from your mouth. This boy had a lot of nerve. Your eyes appraised him slowly. His black hair fell just above his eyes and his mouth had a natural smirk that seemed to challenge your own. He was stunning, but you knew not to believe your eyes. No one who was healthy and all right in the head would be caught in a place like this.

 “What do you really want?”

 He showed no sign of awkwardness at your continued pursuit of a better answer. He leaned his head back in his chair next to you and and settled his shoulders in like he was planning to stay there quite a while.

 “Is it wrong for me to make conversation with someone new?” He asked innocently.

 “No..” You chose your next words carefully. “But it is wrong to make friends with someone who’ll be dead in 3 months.”

 There it was.

 You said it.

 The dark truth that kept your mother crying through the night and had made your father work 3 jobs just to keep the lights on.

 You waited to see if the pretty boy would react like everyone else that found out you were dying.

 Would he squirm?

 Would he just get up and move?

 Ugh even worse would he say he “sorry”?

 But he did none of those things.

 “Lucky!” He shouted leaning forward, causing other patents in waiting to look back at you two. “I only have 2 months myself!”

 He sat back in his chair and gave you a satisfied smile.

 “I knew there was something we had in common, besides being the only people who see this hell hole office for what it really is.”

 “And what is it really?”

 “The lobby for death.” He told you matter of factly. “Just a small detour we have to make before we die and finally give our parents relief.”

 For the first time in your life you found yourself intrigued by a person.

 You looked at him sitting beside you in his leather jacket, worn booths and ripped up jeans. He honestly didn’t give a rip about what anyone thought of him.

 And that was exciting.

 ‘Who are you?” You asked, your voice quiet and steady.

 The beautiful boy stretched out a hand and firmly grasped yours.

 “I’m Wonho….why don’t you say we ditch this office and go grab something to eat from across the street”

 He caught you off guard.

 “Um..my mom dropped me off, I can’t just leave I-”

 He was already standing up. “No worries, love, You could ride on my bike with me.” He produced a helmet from the seat next to him and  thrust it at you.

 “Unless you’re scared to miss your appointment” He teased. He let his head tilt ever so slightly to the left and his foot nudged the edge of your worn sneakers.

 You took the helmet from him and placed it on your head.

 “Let’s freaking go.”

You never liked the doctor much anyway.

Grandpas Of KPOP #The1stMeeting #AreYouMyDaddy?

(Shout out to @infinitebabymonsta for suggesting this a million years ago and me finally getting around to it!) 

Sunggyu: Hello everyone I would like to welcome you the very first meeting of the Grandpas of Kpop or the G.O.K. as some of the younger kids suggested I should call it.

Suga: Aren’t you suppose to be in the Army?

Suho: Why does he have to be an Army? Gahd aren’t there still some Exo L’s in the world??

Taeyong: Wow

Jaebum: Is he serious?

Woozi: Did anyone bring alcohol?

Sunggyu: *sighs* I am in the army, but I got out early for good behaviour.

JinJin: I’m pretty sure that’s not how it work-

Taeil: I’m pretty sure no one asked you. I have a question. What is the point of having all of these “old at heart” idols here? It feels like I’m at a Future Funerals Anonymous meeting.

MJ: Wait, is that a thing?

Sunggyu: No it’s not, and Taeil I just wanted us to be able to gather in one place and offer support to each other.

Jaebum: Can we all agree that the only support most of truly need is Life Support?

Xiumin: Well think there’s nothing wrong with having some group meetings. I think we all do need an outlet to express our true feelings and emoti–

Suga: Pardon me for interrupting, but this is boring and I want to go home.

Woozi: Father?

Taeyong: ….This is getting weird.

Suho: Fine! I’ll start off! As many of you may know, I’m in a lot of these support groups. And every time I attend a meeting I make a friend and I come to a realization that even though I may be old at heart I am young in min-

Shownu: *snores*

Jaebum: Oh wow, I didn’t even know someone from Monsta X was here.

Taeyong: To be fair, no one ever notices when Monsta X is here.

MJ: *chuckles*

Suho: I CAN’T WORK IN THIS KIND OF ENVIRONMENT SUNGGYU! I DESERVE JUST AN OUNCE OF RESPECT!

Sunggyu: Honestly Suho, If a little snoring at the old folks home is going to bother you so bad then maybe you should consider retiring as a grandpa and as a leader.

Woozi: WAIT I FOUND THE ALCOHOL!  Rewind everything back then repeat!

Jaebum: I also feel like I should take this time to tell everyone to buy Never Ever on Itunes. It’s a soulful upbeat song that expresses a man’s true feelin–

Suga: I’m going to the bathroom *leaves*

Shownu: *wakes up* Woah! Can we promote here too?! Everyone Monsta X is coming back and if you could all at least watch the video and I don’t know stream the song then maybe I can get a cell phone one day.

Taeyong: You don’t have a cell phone?

Taeil: Better question, Do you even know how to use one?

Shownu: Well no, but I was talking to Jooheon earlier and he was trying to tell me about some apps he heard about like “The Instagram” and “The Snapchat”.

MJ:

Woozi: I may be an old grumpy son of a gun but to be honest I really can’t relate to half of you old timers.

Sunggyu: So why did you come?

WoozI *takes a deep breath* Mostly because for a long time I had been searching for someone. My whole life I had thought my parents were the people I grew up with but not to long ago my mother told me that my father was someone else. Someone who would be here toda-

Suga: *walks back in* Um so you may want to invest in some air freshener and probably a new faucet too Sunggyu….no real reason, but um you probably should.

Sunngyu: Oh God.

Taeil: This feels like one of those trashy tv programs where people go to find out who the father is…except this is boring, unentertaining and no one is screaming “Jerry! Jerry!”

Suho: WAIT IS SUGA WOOZI’S FATHER????

Xiumin: How is that even possible?

JinJin: The math doesn’t  actually work at all guys.

Sunggyu: Sorry, I’m still stuck on the fact that my bathroom just saw WW3

Taeyong: *whispers to Taeil* That movie came out already?

Suga: Can someone explain to me why the short kid from Seventeen is looking at me?

Woozi: Because you’re my dad Yoongi

MJ:

Taeyong:

Suho:

Xiumin:

Taeil:

JinJin:

Shownu:

Suga: Um JB, What’s the name of your new song again?

Jaebum: Never Ever?

Suga: Exactly.

Shownu: Anddddd I think that I’m going to go back to sleep.

Woozi: B-but

Sunggyu: I think we should end the meeting and call it a night.

Taeyong: But it’s 6:30pm

MJ: Woahhh it’s late! Come one JinJin we need to get back home!

Suho: I still have time to go make dinner for the guys. This is great.

Taeil: And we can swing by Ten’s dorm and see if he’s still alive Taeyong! Let’s go!

Jaebum: I guess I’ll just go back home too then, Come on Shownu I’ll drop you off. We know your group can’t afford a car.

Xiumin: Brutal

Shownu: But true

Suga: Bye everyone, I can’t guarantee that I’ll come to the next one-

Sunggyu: *under his breath* Or that you’ll even be invited.

Suga: But it wasn’t a bad as I thought. Catch you all some other time….um except for you Woozi. I kinda think we should stay apart and avoid the awkwardness….and the child support payments.

Woozi: I understand.

JinJin: Again, the math doesn’t work out guys.

Sunngyu: Bye everyone! Have a goodnight! I’ll be turning in and calling it a night too after I clean my bathroom!

Suga: *from parking lot* USE THE GOOD BLEACH!

Sunggyu:

Sunggyu: God.