20 Thoughts while watching "the Road" by ZTAO

- When did his name change from Z.Tao to ZTAO?  He almost has more names than Wu Yifan now. - His mattress is on the floor. - Stare into my soul Tao this is why I am here! - Um Ms. Wedding-dress you need to leave you were not invited. - That “Uhh” was so intense I almost forgot about Mark’s “uhh” from NCT U - He’s way under dressed for whatever’s going on. - Did he go to the Jackson Wang school of rapping?? - Men in Black 5? - Why are we watching him sing with a black mask over his mouth? - Oh he’s too good for the full mask #spoiled - This dress is low-key pretty…. - I’m high-key jealous.  - Why is everyone taking the stairs when there are elevators everywhere? - “When you’re trying to be deep but Beats by Dre are sponsoring your video.” - ONLY YOU CAN PREVENT FOREST FIRES! - I have no idea what this is about.  - That English would make Sehun proud.  - “World’s Smallest Man Bun.” - God Dr. Dre we already saw the “Beats” the first time! - Anddd we’re left wondering about a pair of keys. Great.