I'm still just in awe that Seventeen really fed us "dark concept Carats" a full meal! Leather? Whipped. Eye liner? Smudged. Aggressive Choreo? Served. Getting Closer is my new anthem, y'all soft stans sit down.

Behind the Scenes of Seventeen’s 어쩌나 “OH MY” MV

Pledis: Okay gather round boys! After much thought I have finally come up with an idea you all will like for the new song!

Dino: Doubt it.

Seungkwan: Wait let’s give him a chance. Maybe he’s learned something.

Pledis: I can 100 percent hear you talking like I’m not here right now in case you care-

Seungcheol: We don’t, but continue.

Pledis:

Pledis: Anyway since you all went for a tough look in Call Call Call, I wanted to continue the theme and do a a gangster showdown in an alley type theme! *checks faces for approval*

Jeonghan: *filing nails*

Hoshi: *has earbuds in*

Mingyu: *staring at Wonwoo*

The8: *staring at Mingyu*

Pledis: *coughs* So do you like my idea??

Jun: I was thinking clouds…

Woozi: And idk explosions or something?

Joshua: Ooh imagine a pillow fight!

Pledis: Wait..are you serious?!

DK: A video game element would be really cool!

Vernon: *with legs on table relaxed in chair* I’m just thinking something cute and fluffy.

Pledis: YOU ALL BUGGED ME to pay MORE attention to your ideas and NOW you want to go full on cute mode???

Wonwoo: Um..yea..

Hoshi: *pulls out one ear bud* Wait..what’s going on?

Jeonghan: *still filing nails quietly*

Seungcheol: The people have spoken dude “Oh My” is going to be a cute fest, but we promise to put a pin in your ideas for later.

Pledis: A pin??? A pin?? *looks around sees a coffee mug and throws it in frustration*

Vernon: Ouch dude! My leg!!

Joshua: Oh snap.

Jun: *averts eyes*

Dino: *looks down at shirt* Sweet I wore black, great color for a funeral.

Pledis: W-wait I’m sorry I just got ma-

Seungcheol: *snaps fingers*

Jeonghan: *stops filing nails*

Jeonghan: *walks behind Pledis and stoops to ear level*

Jeonghan: I’ve had to have this talk with you three times before Pleddie O’ Pal. Apparently just because Pristin is gaining traction, and Nu’est is some what relevant again, YOU think that we aren’t the real idols here keeping you employed. *holds up glistening nail file to Pledis  at eye level*

Pledis: I’m sorry I’ll be good! I-i just had a momentary lapse in judgement!!

The8: *oblivious* Do we have any snacks?

Mingyu: *scrolling IG* Yeah where’s my ice glacier mineral water I ordered?!

Pledis: *to Jeonghan* What are you going to do to me??

Jeonghan: Me? Nothing. *nods to Seungkwan*

Seungkwan: *stands up, clears throat and does a 7 octave note guaranteed to make an old man’s ears bleed*

Pledis: OH GOD MAKE IT STOPPP!!!

Vernon: Um my leg really hurts, so can I like go to the hospital or something?

Pledis: OW MY EARSSS!

Seungkwan: *still singing*

DK: Hey, do you ever wonder if deja vu is just a fan fiction version of a previous life written by the all powerful OP?

Woozi: What??

Seungcheol: *nods at Seungkwan to stop*

Pledis: *in tears* I get it! I get it! You are all FULLY in charge! I’m so sorry!!

Seungcheol: *smiles* See? That wasn’t so hard! Good meeting everyone! See you all on set.

SVT: * all leave except Hoshi who hangs back*

Hoshi: I just wanted to let you know that I really like how you pretended to be in physical pain from the highnote. I couldn’t hear because I had headphones in, but you looked so genuine. Way to go!

Pledis:

Pledis: I want to yell, but every time I do something bad happens. Pls just leave me alone to die.

Hoshi:  Eh, fair enough. *leaves*

Vernon: *still at table* Yeah..I can’t walk so…um..

Pledis:

Pledis: I freaking hate Seventeen.

Vernon:

Vernon: Um...

Pledis: Don’t tell them that tho.

Vernon: I just want a doctor so..

Kpop Parent Connections #Let’sGetPersonal

Jaebum: Wow, everyone I am so happy you’re here! It’s been a long time since we’ve had one of these K-idol parent nights and Jinyoung and I really wanted to reconnect with all of you. Now some old faces are missing, but I wanted to keep this nice and warm. How about we all introduce ourselves again for old time’s sake!

Seungcheol: Well I guess we’ll start-

Jeonghan: *raises hand from snack table* Excuse me but is there alcohol in the fruit punch?!

Jinyoung: Um no.

Jeonghan: That’s cool *opens up purse and pulls out a bottle of moscato*

Seungcheol: *clears throat* lately for us, we have been letting our kids explore and do more musically. We encourage them to live out their passions and find their truth. I want my kids to know that even if there’s a lot of us they will always get a fair shot in the spotlight.

Jaebum: That’s really nice-

Jeonghan: *wine glass in the air* He means 100% fair.

Jaebum: Okay...

Jeonghan: No members that don’t have parts.

Jaebum: Okay, I got it.

Jeonghan: *pouring his second glass of wine* I’m talking about NCT.

Jin: *snickers*

Johnny: Oh really? I don’t think you made it obvious enough.

Kihyun: really? It felt kind of obvious.

Taeyong: Shh Johnny he’s drunk, you don’t have to argue with him.

Jeonghan: Let him argue, it’ll be more lines than he had on the whole Empathy album. *starts picking up sugar cookies from the table and putting them in his purse*

Jaebum: Alright, let’s settle down. It feels like everyone is getting heated and we just began. Shownu is there anything that you want to say about your family?

Shownu:

Shownu: No?

Kihyun: *slaps the back of his head*

Shownu: Ouchh!

Kihyun: The marriage counselor said that you need to speak up more and now is a perfect chance!!

Suho: OooOh marriage counselor?? I’ve been going to one lately and it’s been doing WoNderS for my marriage!!

Jinyoung: aren’t you divorced?

Kris: *From the back of the room next to Jeonghan at the snack table.* Aye aye aye! Buy “Like That" on Itunes!! *flashes Canadian gang signs*

Kihyun: ...Yeah, come back around to us later. I want to hear what Thing 1 and thing 2 have to say *settles into seat with hands in lap*

Jaebum: Someone pls tell me why Kris is he here??

Suho:*walks over and puts arms around Kris* Because he loves me and we’re trying to make things work.

Kris: *pulls of Suho’s arms and dusts off his shoulders* To support my album and pay rent to SM.

Taeyong: *raises hand* Um we aren’t contractually allowed to be in the same room with any ex members of any ex SM group.

Jeonghan: *now stuffing mini sausages into purse* Lol so it looks like you’ll only be talking to Johnny for like 2 more years! *bursts into raucous laughter*

Seungcheol: I am so sorry *goes to collect Jeonghan* babe put down the bottle, you’re drunk.

Jeonghan: THIS BOTTLE IS THE ONLY THING THAT KEEPS ME WARM AT NIGHT!!

Everyone else:

Taeyong: *looking down at the floor* Pls I just want to go home.

Jinyoung: ...So, Kris, you can stay as long as you and Suho don’t cause any drama like the last times we hosted this meeting.

Kris:

Kris: Who even are you again?

Jaebum: *coughs* Um also we have Jin and RM here again! Welcome guys, you have been doing so well lately. I’m so happy that you guys could make it out!

Jin: I like to come because it makes me feel better about my family and parenting skills. Oops did I say that out loud? I meant to say it’s nice to catch up and share experiences with our lesser- I mean peers. *smiles innocently*

RM:

RM: Let me translate what he just said, I think you may have misunderstood.

Jaebum: ...Pretty sure that was Korean. But okay thanks Jin for your  kind words. Now for me and Jinyoung, things have been kinda easy, our kids have pretty much flown the ne-

Kihyun: I’m sorry but I haven’t spoken yet and I don’t think it’s fair that Kris is promoting “Like That”, when I got this brand new “Jealousy” T-shirt! *unzips jacket to show off shirt with his face on it* If you want a signed copy I’ll be selling it at the back door for gas money!

Johnny: Is it just one shirt?

Kihyun: Duh, I can only wear one shirt at a time so of course I’m only selling one shirt!

Suho: I’ll take 12!

Jaebum: I’m beginning to remember why we stopped having these meetings.

Jeonghan: I don’t feel so well *throws up*

Seungcheol: *calls out from back* Yeah, we’re going to need a mop...Looks like some of it may have gotten onto your MAMA award!

Jinyoung: Augh! Which one??!

Jeonghan: ...I mean there’s only two...does it really matter?! *cringes and throws up more*

Jinyoung: ...actually it doesn't.

Kris: So I was hoping that I could perform a few songs before I go tonight?

Jaebum: Go home.

Suho: Come on Kris, I’ll drive you to my hou- I mean airport

Kris:

Kris: Fine. My car is covered in flower vines from the MV anyway *walks out door* 

Suho:  *smiles and gathers Kris’ bedazzled microphone and equipment then leaves*

Johnny: Thanks Jaebum for inviting us… I don’t think we’ll come back but it was a very interesting night.

Jin: *looks at RM* Can I pls say it??

RM: You may as well.

Jin: You won’t “comeback” but Taeyong definitely will!! *starts laughing at his own joke and leaves with RM shaking his head*

Johnny:

Johnny: yeah, so now that I’m 100% offended I think we’ll go. *exits with Taeyong who spent the entire evening in discomfort*

Jeonghan: Yeah these snacks were terrible, and made me sick... so we’ll see you next week! *blows acidic kisses and leaves with Seungcheol*

Kihyun: We’re going to go too. Slightly because I no longer have a shirt, and mostly because this was a horrible experience. *leaves with a mute Shownu in tow*

Jinyoung: Are they all gone.

Jaebum: *looks around* Yeah I think so.

Jinyoung: Go outside I'm going to change the locks so that the annoying people can't come back.

Jaebum: But if I'm outside I won't be able to get back in.

Jinyoung:

Jinyoung: That's the point.

Jaebum: oh.

Behind the Scenes of Seventeen’s Call Call Call MV

Seventeen: *chatting around a board table loudly with various noises*

Pledis: *clears throat* Excuse me,  I have some ideas for your first Japanese release! I think they are really good an… *trails off as Seventeen keeps ignoring his whole life and keeps talking*

S.Coups: Alright guys, that’s enough, let’s settle down.

Seventeen: *immediate silence*

Pledis:

S.Coups: I called this meeting today so that we can talk about what concept we should do for our new Japanese release.

Pledis: Um I called this meetin-

Hoshi: I’m thinking maybe some fitted suits and dress shoes.

Jeonghan: Hair gel and leather!

Jun: I’m feeling jackets of all kinds as long as they’re dope-

The8: -and stylish!

Pledis: These ideas don’t even go toge-

S.Coups: Love it! Good job! So what should the storyline be?

Pledis: Whew okay, so I was looking into the idea of maybe an outside park type thing, where you dance in sync in front of cool buildin-

S.Coups:

S.Coups: No... Next?

Vernon: How about a gang rivalry video?!!

Seungkwan: *under his breath* this was the role I was made for!

Mingyu: *looks at Wonwoo and nods* We’re in.

DK: Pls let me be really cool.. I need this..

Joshua: Okay guys, but can we like put a disclaimer that joining gangs are bad??? Because my grandma is going to watch this an-

Seungkwan: *presses finger to Joshua’s lips and whispers*  you will not ruin this for me you fox faced prince!

S.Coups: ...Well so many great ideas were suggested. I think that it’s safe to say that we can start filming soo-

Pledis: *bangs table* I’m in charge here!! You will do what I say and I say that we have a park video, with boyfriend type clothes and vibes!! Do you understand?!!

Seventeen: *silence*

Dino: *whispers to Woozi* did he just interrupt Seungcheol??

S.Coups: *gives Pledis a long look* Jeonghan handle this for me will you?

Jeonghan: It would be my pleasure. *pushes away from table to go stand behind Pledis*

Jeonghan: *bends down and whispers in his ear*

Jeonghan: I know the past 3 years have been looking a little bright for you but don’t make me remind you that without us you would be eating ramen packs behind a 7/11 while trying to pedal off old Orange Caramel merch. Got it? *pats Pledis’ shoulder*

Jun: *snickers*

Pledis: *visibly shaken* S-so wh-why am I even here??

S.Coups: *puts feet on table and leans back in chair*

S.Coups: You’re here to sign the checks and look pretty….and lately you’ve been failing on one of those things.

Hoshi: *claps hands* God I love this group!!

Joshua: don’t say Go-

S.Coups: Let’s go take our crown back boys!!

Seventeen: *cheers and leaves*

Pledis: *pulls out phone and calls Big Hit*

Pledis: Umm yes I may want a position as your coffee assistant after all. 7 boys sound like less stress...

Woozi dressed like a 1950's greaser was the aesthetic I never knew I needed...like mmm yes fam, sign me ALL the way up, lemme get my poodle skirt and we can ride that bike to the ice creme shoppe, grab a chocolate shake with two straws, then go reenact West Side Story with Jeonghan, but with better choreo and less death.

Jeonghan as Your BOYFRIEND *A Jeonghan Imagine* {Requested}

“ jeonghan as a boyfriend ? <3″

Sure! Here you go anon :)

While you’re both discussing your day over dinner he would lean in over the table suddenly, and push your hair back, chuckling ever so slightly as you lose your train of thought. As you tried to carry on and tell him the highlight of your day, he would lean in again and brush the corner of your lips.

 “Sorry, there’s something on your mouth.”

 “What is it?” You would ask with a blush, your eyes casting downward half embarrassed and half aroused.

 “Nothing, it’s just-” He leaned forward for the third time, and kissed your lips softly and tenderly.

 “It’s just me..” He would breathe.

  Back hugs for strength and cuddles for support.

You would have spontaneous shopping adventures where you would both grab shopping carts and race around the store to see who could complete their list first. You would win because Jeonghan would be stopped twelve times by little old ladies wanting him to help them reach for products.

 Love notes taped to the mirror in the mornings.

 “I tried cooking you breakfast…..um well the TV was on at the same time and I may have sat down and watched 3 episodes of Rick and Morty and well….” He would hold the burnt looking tray of food out to you.

 “Um...how about we just go get breakfast, eh babe?” You would suggest gently.

 “We probably should.” He would say looking down at his miserable creation. “This is garbage.”

 Confiding into you his his hopes and dreams, his darkest secrets and fears.

 Setting you as the background on his phone, and proudly showing you off whenever he has a chance.

Road trip karaoke sessions with hair brushes as microphones.

 “Would you marry me if I asked?” He ask you softly as you rested your head on his shoulder. “Would you want o do this forever? A million moments like this right now?”

You catching him staring at you for no reason at all.

“You may be fine with me leaving for 5 months but I’m not baby! I don’t want to leave you for that long!”

 Matching bracelets to subtly declare your love while still enjoying some anonymity.

 “Please don’t tickle me! I hateeee being tickled!” You would squeal as you tried to run away but to no avail.

 “You’re beautiful baby, you really are.”

  “Don’t be nervous.” You would whisper to him right before he would go on stage. “You’ve done this a thousand times and you’re good...you’re so good.”

“I’ve never felt like this before.”

SEVENTEEN Roommates with MONSTA X #BTSKickedUsOut

(You guys voted and the response was overwhelming for Seventeen to move into the Monsta X dorms and slowly have their alleged innocence ruined lol)

Kihyun: Okay guys I have a very big announcem-

Wonho: *enters from hallway* Um not trying to be rude but why are there 13 extra toothbrushes in the bathro…WOAH why is Seventeen here???

Seungkwan: What up man?

Jooheon: Before you interrupted Kihyun was about to tell us what was going on.

Hyungwon: Why is Kihyun in charge in the first place? Last time I checked Shownu was the leader of Monsta X.

Kihyun: First none of us can remember the last time you “checked” a mic during practice and you get paid for that-

Minhyuk: *whispers* Barely

Kihyun: How about you save your observations to the end of the meeting?

Dino: Wow…anyone getting major Exo flashbacks here?

Seungcheol: Our dorms flooded and we’ve kinda been bouncing from group to group trying to find a place to stay.

Changkyun: I thought I heard you were all at the BTS dorms?

Joshua: We actually came back after a rehearsal earlier today and found out that they had changed the locks.

The8: *mutters* and we all know why….

Mingyu: GOD! I ONLY BORROWED JUNGKOOK’S TIMBS TWICE YOU’D THINK HE’D BE OVER IT BY NOW SHEES–

The8: IT DOESN’T COUNT AS BORROWING IF YOU NEVER BRING THEM BACK!

Minhyuk: *from back* Shut up and kiss already!!!

Jun: God, this got weird fast.

Kihyun: OKAY back to me, so yeah, after Scoops-

Seungcheol: It’s S.Coups…you know that.

Kihyun: Whatever, after he contacted me, I graciously extended the offer to use our dorms.

Jeonghan: *looks around* Hmm it must be nice to not be successful but to still have a big company backing you, so you can fail in style and luxury.

Minhyuk: Um… thank you?

Hyungwon: *puts hand on Min’s shoulder* Bro, he’s trying to roast us.

Shownu: *raises hand*

Kihyun: Yes Shownu?

Hyungwon: *from the back* WHY ARE YOU RAISING YOUR HAND??? YOU’RE IN CHARGE!

Shownu: I just wanted to acknowledge that I was here today.

Kihyun: Thank you.

Hyungwon: Why do I try??

Jooheon: Am I the only one who’s freaking excited? This is about to be lit!

DK: I am! I think that this going to be so much fun!

Jun: True. We’re always up to see how the lessers live.

Hoshi: Not going to lie, We’re known for always doing softer concepts but it’s getting old.

Seungcheol: Agreed.

Woozi: Yeah

Joshua: Wait, am I the only one who appreciates that about us??

Dino: We did the highlight video and that was sexy but-

Wonho: I saw that! Way to go on the pelvic gyrations!

Shownu: You guys did really good.

Hoshi: I feel like the choreo need a little more tho.

Wonho: Well you were wearing suits, when a speedo would have done the trick just as well.

The8: *whispers to Changkyun* Is he serious?

Changkyun: Like a prostitute when the rent’s due.

Dino: Ew.

Woozi: I know you all want to talk and catch up, but seriously we already all know each other. Can we just get our room assignments and go?

Kihyun: are you trying to rush my meeting, small one?

Woozi: I don’t know, Is your company trying to rush a win? *leaves down hallway*

Kihyun:

Seungcheol: I’m sorry, It’s been a long day. We’re usually much more pleasant.

Jooheon: Okay if it helps, I want Hoshi and Vernon with me.

Hoshi: *highfives Jooheon* Deal!

Minhyuk: Um where is Vernon?

Seungkwan: He said he’s not coming out of the car. He had been texting Chanyeol a lot since we left and he thought that we were going ba–

Vernon: *enters* I CAN SPEAK FOR MYSELF! JUST BECAUSE YOU GUYS NEVER HAD A BEST FRIEND BEFORE DOESN’T MEAN YOU CAN JUDGE ME!!! *leaves down hallway*

Changkyun: Bro!! Be careful of what room you go into! Woozi went down that same–

Vernon: *shrieks of unimaginable pain*

Changkyun:….way. *sighs* Give me Mingyu and Wonwoo and I’ll be fine. I could do with some chill rappers.

Wonwoo: Just a small prob with that.

Mingyu: Yeah the part, where Changkyun is included.

Kihyun: Shut up. Minhyuk, you got Joshua and The8.

Hyungwon: *laughs* Aka the boring, vanilla room.

Kihyun: And Hyungwon you have Jeonghan.

Minhyuk: Wait! Why does he only get one person??

Wonho: LOL is it because they’re suppose to be the pointless visual room? Hahahahahaha

Kihyun: Oops sorry, you’re right. I did want to put the pointless visuals together. I meant to say Hyungwon and Wonho you’re going to share a room so that Jeonghan and Seungcheol can have a room together.

Wonho:

Hyungwon: I should have expected this to be honest.

Kihyun: So Shownu will get Seungkwan and I’ll get Dino.

Dino: Sounds fair.

Seungkwan: Wait Shownu is here?

Shownu: I’m sitting literally right beside you.

Seungkwan: Dang…your presence really is nonexistent.

Kihyun: Are we all clear?

Seungcheol: what about Woozi? He kinda just disappeared.

Kihyun: Oh he can have his own room. Lol we have like 8 extras.

Seventeen:

Seventeen:

Seventeen:

Kihyun: WHAT WE’RE RICH I CAN’T HELP IT THAT OUR DORMS ARE HUGE JEE-

Jeonghan: Then why are WE SHARING??!!

Kihyun: Um…bonding?

Jeonghan: Kids pack your things we’re going home.

Dino: *grumbles and picks up suit case*

Seungcheol: No, we’re staying for now, but we’re definitely not all sharing rooms anymore that’s for sure.

Kihyun: Oh so you’re going to act like I’m not in charge??!!!

Seungcheol:

Seungcheol: Yes

Kihyun: Whatever. I got an OST to prep for anyway. *leaves*

Hoshi: So is that how the meetings end around here?

Jooheon: This was actually the best meeting we ever had. Last time Wonho left in tears.

Minhyuk: But to be fair, Wonho cried even in Up and that was a children’s movie so-

Wonho: UP WAS SAD YOU GUYS

Hyungwon: You cried when the dog started talking.

Wonho: I LIKE DOGS GAHD!!

Seungcheol: So Shownu do you have anything you want to add?

Shownu: Um.

Seungkwan: Anything?

Shownu: um…do you think that Kihyun will be back soon or–

Seungcheol: *sighs*

Seungcheol: I can’t do this anymore.

Jeonhgan:*puts hand on his shoulder* To be fair you aren’t doing much now anyway.

DK: Yep this is going to be a blast!

Behind the Scenes of SEVENTEEN’s Boom Boom MV

Pledis: Okay you guys it is FINALLY time! We are going to release a dark concept!

Jun: Thank God

Joshua: *quietly* noo

Vernon: *high fives S.Coups*

Hoshi: Wait…Why????

Pledis: Um maybe because you have only done cute concepts since debut, and Carats are ready to see you be mysterious, dangerous, bad and show yourselves as tortured souls.

Minghao: *looks up with puppy eyes* I thought we already were tough?

Seungkwan: *pulls out nail file and begins filing nails* Yeah our manly image exudes in every performance we give!

Jeonghan: *rolls eyes*

Pledis: Whatever. Look I want you to come strong with the action and charisma. We need mega sex appeal!

Dino: Pretty sure I’m not legal

Hoshi: Pretty sure nobody cares, SO! I have a great idea for the outfits!

Woozi:*under breath* of course you do

Pledis: Tell me

Hoshi: How about we wear these really cool jackets and we ta–

Pledis: TAKE THEM OFF AND SHOW BARE SKIN! GREAT IDEA! Usually that’s something Starship would do, but it’s not like that’s helped them one bit so we can do that most definitely!

Hoshi: I was going to say that when we take them off we reveal a track suit underneath!

Joshua: *raises hand* I second this idea.

S.Coups: Wow that is sexy! And how about we have a lot of spy and espionage type things, maybe even sho–

Pledis: SHOW YOU GUYS KILLING OR BEING KILLED IN LIKE A SUPER TRAGIC WAY! THAT IS GENIUS!

S.Coups: No…I was going to say we can show a bunch of maps and kind of stand out on in a soccer field or something.

Seungkwan: And I can even have a restless sleep with a ship in a bottle behind me!

Pledis:

Vernon: Wow, This dark concept sounds awesome. Move over BAP. We’re about to be the top dogs of darkness!

Wonwoo: I want to dye my hair blonde, I want to really show the bad boy look

Mingyu: And we did get the okay to dye my hair out of this ridiculous orange color right? It’s bad enough having one video with this color I DEF don’t want two.

Pledis: DO ANY OF YOU BOYS EVEN KNOW THE MEANING OF DARK CONCEPT???? NONE OF THE THINGS YOU SUGGESTED ARE EVEN DARK!!!!

S.Coups: Oh so you want us to suggest something dark to you?

Pledis: YES!!!

S.Coups: *gestures to Jeonghan*

Jeonghan: *flicks his hair back and walks over to Pledis*

Jeonghan: *puts hand on Pledis shoulder*

Jeonghan: *leans in and whispers* If you don’t let us do whatever the CENSORED we want to CENSORED do then we’ll leave you and your CENSORED company in the dust so fast you’ll be kissing Nu’est butts with chapstick to try and hit it big again. Got it?

Pledis: Wha-wha-what??

S.Coups: *yells* DID YOU GET THE FREAKING PICTURE?!!

Pledis: *jumps* Y-yes Sir…I mean Sirs!

S.Coups: Good, now go. And don’t come back unless you have our paychecks and a–

Dino: bag of skittles!

S.Coups: *rolls eyes* Bag of skittles in your hands!

Pledis: *turns and leaves*

Joshua: So….when did we get so bold exactly?

Hoshi: when we realized our record sales were the only thing that was keeping the lights on.

Woozi: Finally.

Joshua: I’ll admit, it does feel a little good.

Jeonghan: *stands back up* I’ll be back. I want to go scream at him again and see if he’ll cry this time.

S.Coups: Have fun!

SEVENTEEN Reaction to Waking Up with their Girlfriend’s hair on their Face {Requested}

“Seventeen reactions when they wake up finding their faces covered by their gf´s long hair”

Here you go anon! :)

S.Coups: Would smile to himself as he slowly rose and tried to move without waking you. Your hair would tickle his nose and he’d try his best to hold his sneezes in just so that you could sleep longer.

Jeonghan: Would initially be confused and think that it was his own hair, only to startle you awake as he tried to flick it out of his face. “Sorry” He would offer with a blush as you woke up confused and concerned.

Joshua: Would lay absolutely still and enjoy the soft touch of your hair caressing his face. He would breathe in your favorite conditioner and smile to himself at the sweetness of the moment.

Jun: Would carefully reach into his pocket pull out his phone and snap a picture. When you wake up later in the day and check IG you would see the picture with the caption “Even when she’s sleeping my girl won’t let me go.”

Hoshi: “Hey” He would whisper. “Is this your way of telling me you want to sleep on my pillow too?” as you still slept he would pull your body in closer and snuggle you tight.

Woozi: Would slowly run his fingers through your curls marveling at their perfect spirals, before sitting up and trying his best to put your hair perfectly back in place without waking you.

Wonwoo: Having you so close to him when he woke up would make him smile inside. He’d brush the hair out of his face and back behind your ear before stretching an arm out over you to hold you secure as you both lay down. He would bask in the sounds of your shallow breathing and scoot up to rest his head on your shoulder.

Seokmin: “I’m going blind!” Would be his first words as he woke up to the thick mane of hair in his face. “Don’t be so dramatic” You would tell him, eyes still closed. “it’s only hair.” 

“But it’s attacking me!!!” He would scream playfully as he began swatting at your hair. “I can’t hear you” You would call as you pulled your pillow over your head, ignoring his tugs on your hair.

Mingyu: “I knew she would fall asleep first.” He would smirk to himself. “And now she has her hair all in my eye balls and in my mouth.” His laughter would wake you and he would try to pretend to be asleep as soon as you sat up.

The8: Once he woke up and noticed your hair in his face he would grin and slowly reach up and tickle your ear lobe. You would jolt awake, nearly falling off of the sofa and he would laugh and apologize as you held on for dear life not to fall.

Seungkwan: Would feel like a million bucks that you felt so comfortable to lay as crazy as you wanted beside him. When you woke up he would tell you that he thought he was wearing a wig with you practically laying right over him.

Vernon: Would gently brush the hair out of his eyes before sitting up slightly, leaning over, and giving you a kiss right on the outer corner of your mouth.

Dino: Would be so surprised that you had both fallen asleep and that you had stayed in his arms the whole time. He would use his face to gently nudge your hair over, but then smile softly and try to go back to sleep.

SEVENTEEN as DISNEY Princesses {Requested}

“If you can do this, can you do Seventeen as Disney Princesses (bc there are 13 members of Seventeen and 13 Disney Princesses of you count Anna and Elsa)? Thx so much :)”

Sure! Here you go anon! :)

S.Coups: Ariel

 He’s fiery but caring.Curious and filled with wonder. Always happy and brightens the mood whenever his smile grows. Sometimes too trusting but that’s because he has a kind soul.

Jeonghan: Rapunzel

No matter how hard he tries his hair has becoming a defining part of his personality. But don’t think that he lets that stop him. He’s still a spunky boy that is feisty and demands respect. Yes heads turn when he enters but his intellect keeps them glued even more.

Joshua: Belle 

Studious and polite. Respectful and well-mannered. He can bring out the best in even the most “animalistic” personality. Even though he’s a “good” boy everyone who meets him wants him and he handles all of the attention with grace and poise.

Jun: Mulan

 His mission in life is to save China one eye roll at a time. Cares a lot about honor and pride. His friends sometimes get on his nerves but he would fight for them to the ends of the world. Capable of anything he puts his mind to.

Hoshi: Jasmine

 Sharp as a tact. Always thinking 3 steps ahead. Is a total hoe but believes in love at first sight at the same time. Makes his own path and doesn’t let others dictate the choices in his life.

Woozi: Elsa

Serious but that’s because he’s focused. Gifted but sometimes feels stressed from the pressure of so much talent. Has amazing leadership skills and truly cares for his friends as his family. 

Wonwoo: Sleeping Beauty

His body won’t always cooperate with what he wants but he doesn’t let it get him down. Lowkey and behind the scenes but he doesn’t mind. He knows what he’s comfortable with and he loves being a support.

DK: Anna

World Peace Advocate. Takes it personally if someone is sad or depressed. Will spend his life to bring joy and happiness to others. Would rather sing his words than speak them.

Mingyu: Pocahontas

Nature Champion. Very resourceful. A human Swiss Army Knife. Independent and adventurous. Not known for staying in one place for very long at all. A strong presence that never takes no for an answer.

The8: Snow White

A gentle spirit that oozes nothing but goodness from every pore. Moved in with strangers that he didn’t really know but became fast friends. Has iconic hairstyles. Likes things to go a certain way and being orderly.

Seungkwan: Cinderella

A rose among the thorns. May be considered lowly but will rise to great heights. A jewel for any crown. His entrance commands respect and attention and he specializes in leaving an impression that is utterly unforgettable.

Vernon: Tiana

Has a dream for greatness that he pours his life into. Wants to make his family proud of the person he’s becoming. Doesn’t have time for games or distractions. Has had some missteps in the past but has moved on and moved forward. 

Dino: Merida

Headstrong and proud. Young and capable. Mature for his age but still has things he needs to learn. Wanting to find the perfect blend of traditional creativity but contemporary freshness to live his life by. Loyal to the end.

SEVENTEEN Reaction to SEEING their Daughter’s First KISS {Requested}

“Can you do a "seventeen when their daughter has her first kiss in front of the doorstep and he sees it" reaction? Is that weird??”

 I’ve had weirder lol Here you go anon :)

S. Coups: “My heart wasn’t prepared for this! When did she grow up? I could have sworn that she still thought boys had cooties!”

Jeonghan: “I hope she won’t feel like she has to date that sloppy loser from now on. Good gravy, the last time I saw that much water it flooded for two weeks!”

Joshua: “What?! I didn’t look out the window....psh you know me! I’m a “cool” dad! *whispers* look who thinks she’s a lady now....What?! I didn’t say anything! Promise!”

Jun: “I’m not avoiding you! Why would I? Such a a strange question. It’s not like I saw my daughter kiss some punk and all my dreams are shattered as I mourn my baby girl’s youth.”

Hoshi: “Dude!! Hey don’t mind me I’m just her dad, but jeez louise put some effort into it! You look like a limp jellyfish!”

Woozi: “Um okay....Not what I was expecting to see when I looked out the window... Godd for her...He looked like a nice dude.. I guess...I think I need to go lay down now..”

Wonwoo: “Honey go back out there and tell him that I will literally eat him if he ever kisses you at my house again..I mean it. Tell him I’ll even soak him in hot sauce first!”

DK: “Hahahahhahahha Where do you think your going young man?? Just kissing girls and driving off?? Oh nooo! You and me are going to have a little chat in that secluded wooded area over there. Don’t be afraid, you may come back alive.”

Mingyu: “I want you to know that I saw what you did earlier and that I trust you and that I’ll do my best not to make it weird, okay?”

The8: “Since you decided to live out your fairy tale dreams on the porch step, your mother won’t stop going on and on about how me having a serious talk with you about boys. So here goes. Rule 1. Avoid them. Rule 2. Forever. Do you feel like you learned anything today?”

Seungkwan: “Excuse me young man, but I couldn’t help but notice that you kissed my daughter earlier. Just know that if I catch her crying over you in the next couple of weeks that you’re body will be found floating at the bottom of a lagoon.”

Vernon: “No!!!!! You had to kiss the neighbor?!! How am I ever suppose to look that kid in the eye again knowing what he did to you?? No, don’t tell me I’m being dramAtic I’M NOT BEING DRAMATIC!”

Dino: “Just an innocent night out with my daughter..really..so why did it look like your face was super glued to hers? If I catch you playing the spit swap game with my daughter on my porch one more time I promise I’ll make you go bye bye.”

Kpop Parents Connections #TheFirstMeeting

(Shout out to @t-a-e-g-i and @wolfriver777 for this idea!)

Jaebum: Welcome to our first K-Idol Parent’s Nite! This will be a weekly meeting where we can talk kids and give each other advice.

Rap Monster: Right now all of our kids are going through a lot. Jimin is possessed, V fell in love with a dog, Kookie won’t stop crying, Suga thinks he’s Mozart and J-hope is addicted to pills and Snickers so it would be helpful to talk about our struggles in dealing with this.

Jin: And I’m actually not even sure if my children and husband are real, or if all of this is in my imagination.

Kihyun: *to Shownu* Why are we here again?

Jinyoung: *to Jaebum* I didn’t let you drag me out here so that you could play Dr. Phil.

Jaebum: Hey everyone calm down. NamJin is just sharing their lives with us. This is a safe place. Jin I promise you, your family is very real.

Jin: But the pict–

Jaebum: Next! How about Seungcheol and Jeonghan. How are you guys doing?

Seungcheol: Pretty well. Right now we’re not promoting much and just taking a br–

Jeonghan: Why do I have to be the “wife”???? Is it because I use to have long hair in the past?! I never asked to raise these kids!!

Seungcheol: *tries to calm him* Honey not in front of the others.

Jeonghan: HONEY?!! call me honey again and I’ll shove a beehive down your throat the next time you scream at some lame fireworks.

Kihyun: *to Shownu* Again…. why are we here?

Jaebum: Jeonghan it’s okay. None of us get a say in being a parent bu-

Shownu: I did

Jaebum: Okay besides Shownu, but it is an amazing experience with life long rewards. Jinyoung and I are very proud of the way we raised our children.

Jeonghan: Isn’t BamBam in trouble every other day? and Jackson on the verge of a mental breakd–

Jaebum: Kihyun and Shownu! Would you like to say some things about being a parent?

Shownu: No.

Kihyun: Yeah they’re pretty chill. The only thing that bugs me is when the visuals won’t admit to gaining their features from my side of the family but besides that we’re fine….Also I did manage to get Jooheon from flipping me off 12 times a day down to 10.

Jinyoung:

Jaebum: Um I guess that’s something to be grateful for.

Kihyun: Yep

Suho: *enters with shades on and sits in the back*

Jaebum: Suho! I’m so happy you came! I knew this might be a little awkward as a single parent but hopefully we can be a help to yo–

Kris: *suddenly enters* Here!

Suho: I THOUGHT I TOLD YOU THAT YOU DIDN’T HAVE TO COME??

Kris: I was bored and feeling nostalgic. SO SUE ME FOR FINALLY TRYING TO BE A GOOD DAD!

Jaebum: Um guys..

Suho: GOOD DAD?? GOOD DAD?? YOU WOULDN’T KNOW WHAT A GOOD DAD WAS IF IT BOUGHT YOU ALL THE TIES ON FATHER’S DAY AND CHOKED YOU WITH THEM!

Kihyun: *to Shownu* Never mind I see why we’re here now.

Kris: PLEASE YOU’RE JUST MAD THAT I MOVED ON WITH MY LIFE AND MADE A NAME FOR MYSELF!

Jaebum: Guys please!

Rap Monster: I thought this was suppose to be fun.

Jin: I JUST WANT TO KNOW IF ANYTHING I BELIEVE IS REAL!

Jeonghan:

Seungcheol: Do you wanna go home?

Jeonghan: I’ll drive *both leave*

Suho: I GAVE YOU MY ALL AND YOU THREW IT IN MY FACE!!

Jaebum: We’re just going to reschedule for another time when we all are much calme–

Kris: PLEASE YOU COULDN’T EVEN MAKE ME AN EGG OMELETTE FOR BREAKFAST!!

Jinyoung: That is a deal breaker

Jaebum: True

Suho: I’M LEAVING DON’T FOLLOW ME AND DON’T CALL ME EITHER! *writes phone number down on scrap of paper. Places it on seat and leaves*

Kris: BELIEVE ME I WON’T! *picks up scrap of paper puts number in phone and leaves too*

Jaebum:

Jinyoung: Please tell me that you won’t invite them to the next meeting.

Jaebum: I’m never inviting those two basket cases anywhere ever again!

Kihyun: Yeah so we’ll be leaving too, um where are the snacks that were promised?

Jinyoung: Here *gives cookies*

Kihyun: These look like they were made over the ashes of a burning plane

Jinyoung: Well….

Kihyun: *throws cookie* What a pointless day *leaves with Shownu*

Rap Monster: I guess we’ll leave too. The kids are a little too unstable to be unsupervised right now.

Jin: And I’ve been hearing voices of dead people for the last 20 minutes….Good night! *both leave*

Jinyoung: Jaebum…

Jaebum: Yes?

Jinyoung: I want a divorce.

The8 Finds the Thief *Drabble*

62.  “You’re not as quiet as you think you are.”

It was late and you were hungry.

You sat on the kitchen floor eating a bowl of Minghaos’ special cereal and stroking your cat as he purred against your legs.

“Shh Kittae” You whispered to the cat. “If Minghao finds out I’m eating his cereal we’ll both be dead.”

“Too late.”

You jumped and knocked your bowl out of your lap as you were so startled to see Minghao standing in the kitchen’s entry way.

“W-what h-how did you know I was in here?” You asked trying to strategically place the cereal box behind you so that he wouldn’t see it.

“You’re not as quiet as you think you are.”

“Hey! I am plenty quiet! You probably just woke up to use the bathroom and came in her once you heard Kittae!”

“No I’m pretty sure you woke me up.” He walked up to you reached behind you and pulled out his cereal. “You were crunching so hard on my favorite food.”

“How did that get there?” You tried to joke weakly. He didn’t laugh. “Okay okay I was stealing your cereal, you’ll be fine! Go back to sleep”

You stood up and tried to stroll past him but he grabbed your arm.

“Just know that your cookies are now mine. I think that’s only fair.”

“WAIT!! I’M SORRY! I’ll never steal again just please don’t eat my cookies!”

“You’ll be fine” He called as he walked out repeating your words back to you.

You stood there alone in the darkness once more.

“Welp I guess I might well eat another bowl of cereal then eh Kittae?”

Kittae only purred and went back to her place at your feet.

SEVENTEEN X Grandparents ADVICE {Requested}

“If you were to die tomorrow and seventeen are your grandchildren what would you say to them in your will? ( I'm asking blogs that I like this same question c: ) P.s congrats on the 3000 followers you deserve it!!!”

Thanks and here you go anon! :)

S. Coups: You’re doing a great job. Give yourself more space to grow and know that you have a whole team behind you that loves and supports you.

Jeonghan: Be nicer to the young ones! They look up to you so much but don’t lose that sense of humor! Sometimes laughter is the only thing you’ll have to get through by, so hold onto your cheerful spirit tightly.

Joshua: I want you to know that you don’t have to be boxed in. Try new things. Explore! Find what makes you happy then do your busy to reach it as a goal.

Jun: You could lay off some f the grease and ease a little on the cheese, but besides that you’re gold and I’m very proud of the man that I have seen you grow into.

Hoshi: Take moments for you. Yes working hard is important but also making sure you’re in a good head space is important too. Don’t let your health take a back seat. 

Woozi: Rest More. Learn how to put your pencil down and actually waste time. Count the ceiling tiles. Get an adult coloring book. Just step back and I promise things will actually come into a greater focus.

Wonwoo: You measure up. You aren’t lacking anything, so do not fall into the trap of comparing yourself to others. I promise that you are doing just fine.

DK: Keep your joy. Keep your light. I know sometimes you feel down to and that being happy all the tie can be a burden. But don’t let those moments linger. When you smile souls lights up and the world would not be as bright if your smile ever faded.

Mingyu: Don’t hurry to grow up. As cheesy as it sounds this is really a great time for you in life. So make the most of all of the moments. Attack each day with vigor and gusto and make things happen.

The8: You matter. There may be times when you or others doubt your talents, abilities and worth but don’t listen to the voices. They’re all lies. You are a hard worker that is caring and giving and you deserve the world. 

Seungkwan: Your family is proud. You accomplished your dream. You did it and and we are all applauding your successes. But even if a time comes where you don’t quite meet your goal, don’t sweat. We are not going anywhere and we will forever be proud of you.

Vernon: Don’t be afraid to speak your mind. It’s nice to be considerate and respectful to others but don’t let your thought and ideas go unnoticed. What you have to offer is just as important as everyone else.

Dino: Keep going! You have matured and grown so much in every aspect of your life and career and all I have to say is for you to continue you on. It’s exciting to see you grow into your future self more and more everyday.

Because I Met You Pt. 2 #JihoonEdition

(A/N Part two is finally here after 84 years! I’m going to try my hardest to keep the next sections coming in a timely fashion so please keep holding me accountable. This is still part of my tipping my toes into the fan fic waters (I refuse to jump in) so keep that in mind lol)

ReaderXJihoon The next day was right back to the usual grit and grind. You tried your best to ignore the smirks and snide looks from the other stylists. You caught yourself glancing around several times whenever Seventeen would trail by hoping that Jihoon wouldn’t pop up and make things uncomfortable.  You half still couldn’t believe the conversation you just both had last night. It made no sense. Were you reading into it or was Jihoon really hitting on you? You didn’t have much time to ponder on it though because as soon as you had finished your assignment the head stylist approached you. “Y/N!” she began “Since you were too busy to finish working yesterday I am leaving the inventory count for you tonight. I expect everything to be catalogued properly and accurately. You can leave only when it is completed.” You stood there frozen. Usually on inventory days she would assign two sometimes even three people to the task because it was so burdensome. You wanted to fight. You wanted to complain. But it was useless. Once your boss made up her mind she was unchangeable and it would be better to face your punishment now instead of incurring more of her wrath later. “Yes Ma'am” you answered meekly. If doing this would get everyone off of your case then so be it. 2 Hours Later. A dent. You had somehow managed to make somewhat of a dent. You were getting bored of flipping through the countless outfits in the small closet and the only entertainment you had was the tinny music reverberating out of the back of your phone.  “Look at the bright side” you told yourself, “At least I don’t have to spend the day looking at my snotty nose coworkers.” You sighed again even lying to yourself you knew deep down that you were still bored to tears. Suddenly your music was cut off as the sound of your ringtone filled the tiny closet. You struggle to pick up all of the clothes that manage to fall on top of your phone and picked it up right before its last ring. “Hello?” There was silence on the phone for a moment before you heard a voice say “Hey” back. Then there was more silence. “Okay now whoever you are you called me so maybe you should say something before I hang up.” “Where are you?” You pulled the phone from off your ear and looked at it. Whoever this was had a lot of nerve to not even introduce themselves and you found your curiosity peaked as to who it could be. The voice continued. “I really was calling to see if today was a better day for you. I hadn’t seen you and I didn’t know if it would be appropriate to ask your co workers of you were at wo—“ “Jihoon??! Is that you?!” You asked loudly cutting him off. “Who else would it be, don’t you have my number saved?” “Why would I save your number? I only have ever talked to you once!” “So you’re telling me that you have a certain number of times you talk  before you save someone’s number?” He asked a playful tease in his voice. ‘You know what I’m actually busy right now and I really don’t want to talk so I’m going to hang up no-“ “Wait no!” He interjected. “Don’t go just stay on the phone a little longer, please?” You plopped on the floor and landed on a pile of glittery clothing. Great now your pants would be torture to clean later. “Alright I’m still here, what is it?” you asked, trying to interject as much disinterest in your voice as you could. “Why did you let them talk to you like that?” His question caught you totally off-guard, and you felt yourself becoming embarrassed, which was crazy he was younger than you why should you care what he thought. “It’s taking you a while to answer, if it’s too difficult you can just forget I asked.” He told you. “Can you stop doing that?” You asked him. “Doing what?” he asked you back innocently. You sighed in frustration. This day was lousy and here you were on the phone spending precious counting home being talked down to by an idol. “ First you keep talking to me like you actually know me. Secondly why do you think that you can just ask me questions? Please don’t call me anymore, please don’t text me anymore. Leave me alone.” You hung up. At least this foolishness was completely done now. Now for you to sit back and deal with the rest of this dumb inventory count. 3 Weeks Later Jihoon POV   Jihoon was busy. He was so busy writing songs for the next comeback Pledis had planned. Learning the new choreography had been tricky for him and the vocal practices had been going badly lately. Everyone was feeling tired and over worked. Not a day had seemed to go by where he had actually gotten a full night of sleep and he was running on nothing but fumes.  He had seen you and had tried to catch your eye but you made it very clear that you were not interested and would always find something to do or someone to talk to when he came around. Okay. “That was fine, it was just a crush anyway right?” He asked himself. He didn’t really think that something would happen. It’d be impossible. Pledis had made it very clear where it stood on relationships and even trying to pursue one could possibly end his career. So he worked harder. The best way for him to not think about how he was feeling was to our his soul into his songs.   “Jihoon! We’re going to go live on the V app in 10 minutes! Hurry up and come to the practice room.” Seokmin popped his head into the studio to say. “Ugh! I can’t though I’m in a really good groove and I don’t want to stop right now!” He groaned getting up and placing his notebook down.  “It’s mandatatory!” Seokmin called back from down the hall. Later “Why does Jihoon Oppa looks so sad” “Woozi hasn’t said much today!” “Jihoon is so rude not really answering questions and ignoring his friends. I’m unstanning.” Seungcheol sighed. “These were just SOME of the bad comments that we received about you during the V app session Jihoon. What in the world is going on with you?” “It’s nothing. Just fans overreacting like always. I’m fine. Seventeen is fine and now I really need to go and finish this last song or the CEO will be calling me to ask what’s going on.” Jihoon turned and left leaving Seungcheol confused and concerned. The days rushed by rapidly and the lights never went off as Seventeen struggled to perfect their comeback stage and film their new video. “You’re dragging!” the director screamed at Jihoon again for the 5th time. “I’m sorry!” he called out, trying to find some energy. “Pull it together!” Jun told him giving him a pat on the back. “We know you’re tired but when this is all done we’ll get a break again.” “I know, I know” Jihoon said brushing him off. “I can make it.” 

Flashing lights.  Distorted music. He was drifting in and out. Jihoon knew that he was on the stage but he felt himself going through the motions. they were doing the pre-recording for the comeback stage and the whole day had been 100% busy.  There’d been no time for breakfast and he’d only gotten about 4 hours of sleep last night. He was a mess and he knew it. Vaguely and faintly he could make out Joshua singing and he knew that he was next, but his tongue felt thick and his mouth dry and his limbs felt as if they belonged to someone else. He opened his mouth to sing. But the only sound that was heard was the loud thud as his body hit the floor.