Every other company: *scared to death to have much too much interaction with their boy groups and girl groups just in case someone gets mad*

Cube: Hmm.... So what sex, drug, crime, glitter filled scenario are we going to stick our sexiest bisexuals in this time?

#retro vision is a whole mood #hyuna #e'dawn #hui #kpop memes #retro vision #365 fresh #cube entertainment

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16 Thoughts While Watching Pentagon’s PRETTY PRETTY MV

THE AD BEFORE THE VIDEO WAS KRIS WU’S JUICE I AM NOT MAKING THIS UP THIS SONG IS FOLLOWING ME! (yes i watched it ugh)
Okay the video is starting nice school boy concept after being dark and heavy.
This girl is very “pretty” (starts singing SVT)
Little did you know teacher i have nothing in my backpack so your punishment is worthless
Yeo One is obsessed with this girl and she is so unbothered, poor child.
anndd now he’s putting her earbuds in his ears??? dude slow down, take her for coffee first.
He has to audition for Pentagon. TRIGGEREDD
them dance moves thooo *weak*
You can not tell me that his grades are not suffering from all of this neglect.
AWhh the boys are teaching him how to be smooth what great friends .... that look exactly like the members of Pentagon.
WOAH I GOT JUNGKOOK VIBES WHEN HE PUT THAT HOODIE ON AND MY HAIRS ON MY ARMS ARE STILL STANDING STRAIGHT!
For one quick moment of the dance fight the girl looks so bored in the background before they cut to her smiling bahahaha
OOPs well bro fell so we know he’s losing now
And now because he learned how to dance and dress better he “got” the girl.
If “got” means receiving a handshake and a smile loooooooooool
Moral of the story change everything about you and maybe a girl will look at you twice.

#pentagon #pentagon pretty pretty #yeo one #kino #yuto #shinwon #wooseok #hongseok #e.dawn #yan an #hui #jinho #kpop memes #cube entertainment

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SM & JYP: Now that YG is dead, we need a third company to join our Big Thre--

Kpop Companies:

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15 Thoughts While Watching Pentagon’s Gorilla MV

HARAMBEEE!!! (Okay it’s out of my system now, let’s proceed)
The beat drops and I’m hooked already, bring it boys!
Ughh and now they’re smoldering pls stop i’m weak
Hongseok looks so cute in his glasses!
These vocalsssss
Okay so are they in a cage because Cube kept them trapped for so long?
Dancing with your shadow...I see you Peter Pan.
Dab.
They’re dancing is good too. So in sync!
THEY LOOK SO GOOD!
Okay Wooseok I volunteer as tribute. Destroy me!
More smolders. Is anyone else getting hot?
These vocals are doing justice to the Cube name. Beast is probs proud.
Now they’re smoldering while sitting in an auditorium, I feel so attacked.
Lol at the Gorilla Dance at the end. Getting war flashbacks to “Growl”.

#pentagon #pentagon maker #cube entertainment #hongseok #kpop #thoughts while watching #wooseok #yanan #shinwon #hui #jinho #pentagon reactions #pentagon gorilla

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TL:DR Kpop Companies

YG: Has lots of dungeons for their artists but lets the Dragon roam free. Only cares about 1/5 of the members in every group. Artists always in fear of being kicked out “the family”.

JYP: Never knows how to handle drama. Idols don’t leave, they disappear. Avid supporter of the foreign exchange program. Recruits for personalities. Firm believer that talent can be taught.

SM: Idols are created in their top secret labs. Prefers to call their idols by their product names. Finally perfected the perfect slave contract for their foreign artists. Doesn’t believe in the concept of “rest”.

Big Hit: Honestly just as surprised and excited as the rest of the world by their popularity. Could put the name BTS on a moldy slice of bread and fans would give their life savings to buy it. Has more than one group on their label but promotes them only when it’s a full moon and the pigs are flying.

Pledis: Recruits fetuses and ignores child labor laws. Unable to manage more than one group at a time. Forces idols of different groups to share the same dried up crusty old weaves and hair clips.

Starship: Revels in making their artists cry. Quietly shelves older groups. Cares a lot about their soloists. Thinks that skin is always “in”.

TS: *Advised by lawyers to not submit a description without legal representation but probably in a corner licking their wounds and looking stupid at actually having to pay their artists*

Cube: Having a tough year. Learned the hard way they can’t play favorites. Tries to distract you from their inner company damages by releasing vocally blessed ballad after ballad.

Jellyfish: Basically doing everything right. Gives their idols breathing room and space. Sits back and let’s the money roll in.