A Bangtan Huddle #YouHaveGotToBeKiddingMe

Rapmon: I don’t understand why we have to all go with you to the store. How many people does it take to pick up milk and eggs?

Jin: My family bonding book clearly says that we had to do more activities together. Don’t you want a strong and healthy family?

Jungkook: Speaking of strong and healt-

Suga: No.

Taehyung: CAN I SIT IN THE FRONT SEAT?? HOBI SAT IN THE FRONT THE LAST TWO TIMES AND-

Suga: *casually opens front door and sits in seat*

Taehyung: ….whatever I didn’t want it anyway…. But this just means the next time it’ll be my tur-

Suga: *starts writing his name out in black sharpie on the seat*

Jin: GOD THIS IS A FREAKING RENTAL! WHAT IS THE MATTER WITH YOU PEOPLE?!!

Jungkook: Speaking of things with problems-

Jin: I swear to God. if you’re about to talk about J-Hope’s mixtape-

J-Hope: *takes one headphone out of his ears* Wait what?

Jin: I’m going to wash all your white tee’s with Rapmon’s special socks and see if you don’t end up looking like 50 shades of struggle and bleach.

Taehyung: Ew

Jimin: Okay like I understand that we’re all a little tense right now, but your tone can come across as a little abrasive an-

Jin & Rapmon: Shut up.

Rapmon: Okay Jin clearly this isn’t working out and clearly you’re getting upset-

Jungkook: *mutters* yeah no shit Sherlock

Rapmon: How about you and Suga just go without all of us?

Suga: *opens door and goes back into house*

Jin: Gahhhh!! Look what you did!! Do you know how long it took me to get him off the couch??

Jungkook: *mutters* Not as long as it took you to finally learn how to sing in key

Taehyung: *chokes*

Jin: One more word Kookie. One. More. Word.

Jimin: I have my seatbelt on and i’m ready to go if that helps out at all.

J-Hope: If Suga doesn’t have to go then I don’t really want to go either, I could be doing other things.

Taehyung: Same...unless I get front seat then once again I’m very on board with this voyage.

Rapmon: *picks up phone suddenly and holds it to ear* Oh Jin, give me a second, it’s Bang PD and I really need to take this call.

Jin: Fine

Rapmon: Yeah….you need me? Record right now? Okay I’ll--*phone starts ringing in middle of “call”*

Rapmon:

Jin:

Rapmon:

Jin:

Jungkook: Oh sorry Rapmon were you faking a call? Cause I decided to call you just now to make sure your phone was working fine. *smiles brightly*

Rapmon: Jin...I can expl-

Jin: EVERYONE GET THE HELL OUT OF MY CAR I’LL JUST PICK UP GROCERIES BY MYSELF!

Rapmon: *leaves*

J-Hope: *leaves*

Jimin: *leaves*

Jungkook: *leaves*

Taehyung: *gets up but stands by front door*

Taehyung: So about the seating arrangements?

Jin:

Jin: *drives of with the trunk still open and no seat belt on*

Taehyung: THAT WAS MY FOOT YOU JUST USED AS A SPEED BUMP BUT YOU KNOW NO REAL BIGGIE I’LL JUST BE CRIPPLED FOR LIFE!

Taehyung: *calls back* AND YEAH CAN YOU GET ME LIKE SOME POTATO CHIPS TOO? AND UMM LIKE A BANDAID?

Jin: *already long gone*

Taehyung: 

Taehyung: I can’t actually walk anymore so...

BTS in a ZOMBIE Apocalypse {Requested}

“BTS in Zombie Apocalypse please~~ I love your reactions XD”

Here you go anon! :)

Jin: Taking refuge in an abandoned grocery store. Has eaten dried sausage and animal crackers for 3 months. Allows weary survivors to come in for shelter. Eats them and makes more dried sausage.

Suga: Stood in the middle of the road and waited for a zombie to bite him. Didn’t want to invest the time in running away. Zombies couldn’t tell that he wasn’t one of them and walked right past.

J-Hope: Used to be innocent but is now a hardened warrior. Has killed enough zombies to populate a town. Lives in the trees and comes out only at night to forage for berries. 

Rap Monster: Lied for years about being a boy scout. Now has a group of people following him who thinks that he’s a nature expert. Working on faking a zombie resistant cream made of bark and deer poop to hand to his group. Hopes the zombies will eat them and he’ll have a better chance at survival.

Taehyung: Thinks the zombies just need someone to listen to them. Gets turned into a zombie in the first 5 minutes of the zombie apocalypse. 

Jimin: Was captured by zombies but not turned. Used as bait for other humans to see him and then him “lead” them to the zombies. Doesn’t know why he’s being allowed to live. Doesn’t really want to find out.

Jungkook: Stole a bicycle from a 5 year old the 3rd day and has been riding around town in a hello kitty helmet. Has had a lot of close encounters but has always survived. Thinking about going to the grocery store for protection.

Jungkook: Did it hurt?

Jin: What? When I fell out of Heav-

Jungkook: When you didn’t get any lines in Blood, Sweat & Tears.

Behind the Scenes of BTS' Blood, Sweat & Tears MV

BigHit: Okay now our team has been planning this comeback for ages now and we’ve come up with a great MV for your comeback!!

Suga: Finally, after over a year we’re going to figure out what’s going on!

Jin: Am I alive? Am I dead? What does Boy Meets Evil means? I’m excited to know!

BigHit: *looks away*

Rap Monster: Sooo are you going to tell us??

BigHit: *gulps nervously*

Taehyung: Why are we in pairs? Why do our stories connect??

BigHit: *starts sweating*

BigHit: SO WHO WANTS CONTACTS AND A HAIR DYEEE!!!!

Jimin: We want answe–

BigHit: I GOT CROTCH GRABS AND SMOKEY ROOMS!!

J-Hope: Clarity. We want clari–

BigHit: STATUES WITH ANGEL WINGS AND AN INDIRECT KISS!!!!

Rap Monster: WE WANT THE TRU–

Jimin: WAIT!! Is the indirect kiss between me and Kookie?!!

Jungkook: Ew

BigHit: Um no.

Jimin: *grumbles* I never get the fun scenes.

Jungkook: Thank God.

Suga: So what’s the theme of the MV?

BigHit: I want you to wear suits…

Jin: Classy!

J-Hope: Wow we can be like the perfect gentlemen!

BigHit: AND DRIP HOT GOOEY TANTALIZING FORBIDDEN SEX!!!!!

Taehyung: Of course.

Jungkook: *under breath* Finally my pelvic caresses can be unleashed on all the unsuspecting Armys of the world

Jin: What?!

Jungkook: Nothing mom.

Jin: It better not be anything! You’re still just a fetus!

Suga: *to Rap Mon* He knows he’s not really his mom right?

Jimin: *whispers* he’s a always been a man to me.

J-Hope: Jimin pls

BigHit: Well I’ll be going! See you at the award shows! *leaves*

Rap Monster:  Whew! I guess we really have to do our best and show him that we really could win and take out all the competition.

BTS: *bursts into uncontrollably laughter*

Suga: LOL we could release a song of us singing the alphabet in our undies and still beat everyone with this comeback but it’s cute that you think we actually have to try!

Rap Monster:

Rap Monster: True.

Yoongi: Woah there’s something really white reflecting in that mirror over there.

Yoongi: There it goes again! Reflecting off of the ceiling! What in the world is that washed out thing??!

Wait.....

It looks a little like me...

Yoongi: Damn it. It is me.....

 Looks like the white wash warriors struck again.

When will they ever let me live??

Got me looking like a zombie Sleeping Beauty.

What being multi fandom this October feels like:

Bighit: *Drops Teasers for Wings. Brings up more questions and theories. Sits back and waits for the theories to pour in.*

Fans: *Go back to 1872 to find fetus shots of Kookie wearing a white t-shirt that had a bird on it once.*

Bighit:

Bighit: You know we’re literally making this up as we go right?

Fans: Shhhhh we all know you’ve had this planned sinced the biblical flood which features a dove tHAT HAS WINGS OHMYGAHWD BIGHIT HAD THIS PLANNED SINCE THE VERY BEGINNING OF TIME!!

Bighit:

Bighit: This is too easy.