twilight au where edward is hannibal and bella is will, jacob is alana
I cant stop thinking about this post and I’m in a chatty mood so here’s this:
Whenever I think about the way smeyer wrote the twilight vampires it’s like they’re Kryptonian LiteTM (I’m so sorry I literally have dc brain rot and can’t not make comparisons plus it like helps me to compare to other things I know) so in the tags i wrote that a heatable item is most likely to be able to penetrate the cullens—and any other vampires—skin because they have that resistance to fire. If utilized properly, they can succeed in doing things like getting piercings, hell maybe even tattoos done through like some form of branding LOL. From the lore that I recall vampires quite literally are invincible. Like nothing besides themselves and fire can destroy them (which is why I say they’re Kryptonian LiteTM bc they got super speed, invincibility, enhanced hearing to an extent, except for like getting energy from the sun). All this to say that using the cullens main weakness/vulnerability would be the best way to go about physical appearance alterations. Except for hair and nails because it seems like they can paint their nails just fine but acrylics would be a different matter entirely or they can just super gorilla glue a set on LOL
TWILIGHT (2008) dir. Catherine Hardwicke
Bella tryna start her car in eclipse just to see edward look Like That pop into her passenger seat
watching new moon as I’m going to sleep… the world is healing
THE SOUND OF THIS NAME unleashed the thing that was clawing inside of me — a pain that knocked me breathless, astonished me with its force.
Twilight (2008) dir. Catherine Hardwicke
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My roomie brought up a question as we’re watching bdp1 with her. And we got to Bella’s pregnancy and how Edward wanted to abort. So she mentioned how some animals eat their placentas after birth bc it’s nutrient dense and how even some celebrities (human) make it into pills, etc. for the nutrients. SO she’s curious as to why it’s like not the bread and butter for vampires.
Pls help us (me and sierra) explain this unknown phenomenon to her
guys guys guys look what I made!! Wore when I saw the batman Friday <3 whoever posted that one post w this idea thank you!
Twilight + Humans
wAfter a day of taking suggestions, here is part two of me using my talents for evil. I want to thank @sci-the-superb for reminding me that riddle man's name is Edward Nygma, making all of this even funnier.
Just like the original, you can find these on my redbubble here I'll put them on stickers and shit
twilight (2008)
Nikki Reed as Rosalie Hale in Twilight (2008)
In the state of Washington, under a near constant cover of clouds and rain, there’s a small town named Forks. Population: 3120 people. This is where I’m moving
So fasten up your seat belt It’s gon’ be a bumpy ride
(request by @bellatops)