@pscentral​ event 30: friendship troy bolton & chad danforth | high school musical 3: senior year (2008) dir. kenny ortega (insp.)

Everybody say a silent prayer for me as I smash the head of baby Jesus clean off this statue in the name of art.

I just cannot for the life of me figure out how to snap this kid's neck without breaking his mom, but giving him a new, cooler head is vital to my vision and it simply gotta go.

So the thing about that is, I gave up and crushed it with a wrench and the shards flew all over the place.

Just like in the Bible.

Massive hater alert from the graven images fandom.

My vision fully realized. 🦌

Mary is trans on purpose! I did this art piece in dedication to the transfem butches in my rural Appalachian hometown who, ironically, taught me everything I know about bein' a man! They were my mothers when I needed a mother and my sisters when I needed a sister and my friends when I needed a friend, and they were the first trans people I ever met as a newly out transmasc in a small town.

It's not meant to be a 1:1 thing where, like, they're Mary and I'm Jesus. That would be nuts. I chose religious imagery because I met them in PFLAG meetings that were held in the basement of this really striking church.

The piece is called "Seeing Spots" and it's about the way the sun would hit the floors of the church filtered through the stained glass. It's about getting your lights knocked out in a bad fight and knowing there's no comfort waiting for you in your own home. It's about the spots on a fresh baby deer, yearning to be a buck. It's about a lot of things, but mostly it's a piece about gratitude and reverence and love.

My own mother, who died when I was thirteen, called me Bambi when I was little, which is why I used deer imagery instead of the traditional lamb!

SUNSET AT THE WOFLPACK RESERVATION

a page in bella’s scrapbook.

bonus!

[the top note reads: bella black, bella swan-black ?bella black swan] [the bottom note reads: jake black-swan, jake swan, jake black + bella black, and “you know you don’t take her name right” “sap”] [the other two read: bella cullen, and “>:O no more ed!! we don’t like him anymore]

Absolutely no offense to Sokka/Suki, but I think there should be AU content where Yue becomes the Moon but then she and Sokka just... keep dating. She uses her spirit powers to hang out with him somehow and, well, the one benefit of having given your life for your people is that at least you don't have to give up your love life for them now, right? Sokka adapts easily enough to having a spirit girlfriend, because it is frankly not the weirdest thing that's happened to him.

Potential futures, ranked from most to least angsty:

Anyway, this way you get the wholesomeness of these two finding happiness and love together even after everything; the comedy of Sokka actually DATING THE MOON and probably being very chill about the weirdness; and the incredible potential of an immortal spirit Sokka.

HARD vote for Sokka being Wan Shi Tong's eternal rival, especially pre-Sokka-ascension, when Yue is dragging Just-Some-Mortal-Guy Sokka to the spirit world to attend random social functions. The owl just stink-eyeing him as Sokka does the equivalent of standing by the buffet and shoving all the food in his mouth.

Also, Boiling Rock.

Sokka: My girlfriend turned into the moon.

Zuko: That's rough, buddy.

Yue, manifesting in the balloon rail right behind Zuko: Great jump scare perks, though.

odin is like “when thor was born the sun shone bright upon his beautiful face. i found loki on the sidewalk outside a taco bell”

Oðinn spake:

Bright the sun shone | at the time of Þor’s birth, And bathed his count'nance fair. Loki, wolf-father, | the trickster, the liar, I found on the cold pavement While returning in glory | from a grand hunt For a 3 AM quesadilla.

@damn-fuck-i-burnt-myself-again

I need this framed on my wall it’s so beautiful. 

@theshitpostcalligrapher

ay @systlin hmu

@systlin

My husband complained that this was more Shakespeare than Eddas, and I challenged him to do better.

Solen sken, skönt gyllene

Dagen Tor föddes

På trottoaren, vid Taco Bell

Där låg Loke

—KJN

My translation:

The sun shone, sweet golden

The day of Tor’s birth

On the tarmac, by Taco Bell

There lay Loki

(For poetry reasons, Thor needs the Swedish spelling.)

@bold-sartorial-statement

ay yo show ur husband 

@bold-sartorial-statement no but hang on this should be in runes: 

(oops spot the typos)

i wanna translate this into icelandic so imma do it 

Sólin skein, björt og gullin við fæðingu Þórs á stígnum við Taco Bell Þar lá Loki

The amount of quality going into these shitposts is amazing

This is not shitposting, this is transformative work!

And in Danish because why not:

Solen skinnede, skøn og gylden

På dagen for Tors fødsel

På asfalten ved Taco Bell

Dér lå Loke

“LEV MERE (LIVE MAS)”

*Snorts*

When Thor born

He hair shine brite

A very very

Magical site

But then I see

A bab from hell

I pik up loki

From taco bell

wolf pack icons, chaotic edition.

this is a poem

i couldn’t not draw this

‘I didn’t have to be all alone. And I knew that Leah was strong enough to face with me the months that were coming. Months and years.’

I’ve been thinking about Leah literally all day and I had to make this

“Family Memories” by: Emily Young. 

mtv silent library au where sam, jared, paul, jacob, quil, and embry go on the show but keep forgetting they’re supposed to be quiet during the challenges so they all leave with a grand total of $12.86 each

sam and bucky: Oh No, I Hope I Don't Fall

also sam and bucky: fucken???? lets just lie on top of eachother in this field i guess

*CLICK IMAGE FOR SLIGHTLY BETTER QUALITY*

The Cullen's but they have MTV NEXT bios

Bonuses: