Teufort Sniper

G’day mates, you’re up here on the blog of the best sharpshooter Mann Co. ever could’ve hired. 

Yea, Miss Pauling told us these types of things are good for the company image, ‘n since ol’ Spook ain’t seem to be into it, figures I should give the support class some more rep ‘n get some neat pictures out there, or whatever. 

Think I’m not the only one who picked up on the idea, though... 

Anyhow! The nest never gets lonesome to me, ‘n all this stuff is pretty new, but ya people are free to ask me questions any time. 

Thanks, mate.

Eh, all three give the message, mate, yer ok.

If whoever yer talkin' to can't take it, then they're bein' unprofessional.

Might wanna ask Spy if ya actually need an asshat who cares 'bout these things.

Boobs.

Heh, that ya do, mate.

He adopt ya? Congratulations.

I'll tell him yer happy 'bout it.

Heh, I forgive ya.

Hootsalot 's technically a wild owl, mate, he just comes for a visit 'n treats every now 'n again, no can do.

I usually just use a lure 'n my hands, sometimes a cup for particularly cheeky buggers.

Alternatively, build a trap by placin' yer lure on the end of a butter knife 'n placin' it on a counter or table so that the lure is hangin' off the edge. Then place a bucket or empty trash can underneath. Gravity should do the rest.

'Course, if the mouse can't reach the counter, that won't work out either. Then ya might wanna try usin' a box with a hole at the top instead. Put a li'l paper tower over the hole 'n place yer lure on top of that. When the mouse tries to eat the treat, it should fall in. Make sure it won't chew through the box, though.

The best lures are things like hazelnut spread or peanut butter. The buggers like seeds 'n such.

Couldn't tell ya. Can't say I like 'em much, either.

Right. Knock yerself out, but don't keep yer hopes up, mate.

Yea, so ya should have enough about now.

Then I'd say no, again.

I don't want anybody's bloody mouth, let alone teeth on me.

Do ya want me to say no again or are ya gonna let it rest?

G'day. That's a no.

ok.

...did ya test the bone thing? On purpose?

Have ya tried drinking one of those Bonk things and seen if it cancels out?

Glowin' in the dark seems bloody impractical, mate. Can ya sleep like that?