Saying "Itadakimasu" before eating the pussy.

*nom nom nom*

I don't know what to write so I'm giving you waffles recipe: 2 eggs 2 cups all-purpose flour 1 3/4 cups milk 1/2 cup vegetable oil 1 tablespoon white sugar 4 teaspoons baking powder 1/4 teaspoon salt 1/2 teaspoon vanilla extract Directions: Preheat waffle iron. Beat eggs in large bowl with hand beater until fluffy. Beat in flour, milk, vegetable oil, sugar, baking powder, salt and vanilla, just until smooth. Spray preheated waffle iron with non-stick cooking spray. Pour mix onto hot waffle iron. Cook until golden brown. Serve hot. 

Then everyday would be a Mexican holiday. 

Dinner time preparations at the White House.

"A rock or something"   Barney style... We always theorized that the picture alone wasn't middle-school enough for some of us low-GT combat arms types... "Who has something? I don't know what a rock is"